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Anonymous !emeekz3kTo Mon 30 Apr 2012 23:21:00 No.12348615 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Mirin' Stories

Great for motivation... funny... and so untrue but we all love em. post em fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:17:00 No.12351999 Report

Quoted By: >>12352017

ATIWAB..
Teach me how to be like you. No trollo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:18:00 No.12352011 Report

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>Pick up corsage for Prom (18 bitches)
>Flower shop girl is like 24, says I'm cute while getting the corsage
>Cute? What, like a puppy?
>She looks back at me
>Says, "More like really hot" with dat grin
>"That's more like it", flash dat smile
>SHE WANTS TO FUCK
>As I leave "Uhhh...well...have a good day!"

Am otter, but I think the mirin came from the facial genetics and the suit I wore fit really well.
>mfw recalling this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:18:00 No.12352016 Report

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>talking with a girl friend.
>I explain how polymers work.
>she says that my intelect doesn't turn her on.
>she points at my biceps: -On the other hand, this wets me.-
>notice it is late and I have to leave.
>she makes an angry face and touches my chest
>"You know, I like this too."
>Grab her boob and smile.
>she tells me to grab the other one since that is the good one.
>mfw she was my ex-gf, she wanted to fuck and I didn't care.

And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.

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And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR. Tue 01 May 2012 03:18:00 No.12352017 Report

Quoted By: >>12352037 >>12352103

>>12351999

Are you this guy?

>>12351678
>>12351602

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:21:00 No.12352037 Report

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>>12352017
Uh, nah. Why?

Tue 01 May 2012 03:24:00 No.12352081 Report

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>at a friends 18th
>only in town for the weekend so I barely know anyone
>I'm 20, everyone else is 16-19ish
>been working out since i was 17
>wearing a decent amount of clothing so it just looks like im chubbyfat
>later in the night everyones drunk (4beerslmao)
>one of the guys is barely ottermode, takes his shirt off
>Girls mirin his noarms and 4abs
>"Hey Anon you should work out like this guy hes got such a hot body!"
>Take my shirt off
>Everybody mirin'
>Drunk Teenagers all over my dick
>laugh at their attempts to flirt with me
>go fuck the 17 year old ottermode guy later that night and make him scream "No Homo!" all night long
I pulled out before i came and made him cum everywhere, ate that shit up for maximum gains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:25:00 No.12352091 Report

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>>12351869
Put a note then that says " I am intimidated by women. Please don't bother me again."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:25:00 No.12352103 Report

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>>12352017

You posted nudes yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:28:00 No.12352143 Report

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>>12352081
no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:40:00 No.12352334 Report

Quoted By: >>12352374 >>12352632

> see girl at coffee shop
> chat her up
> she doesn't seem interested at first, but warms up
> make plans to "hang out"
> go out to dinner, end up on my bed.
> she nervously asks me to take my shirt off
> I do (6 foot one, 210, /fit/)
> she goes nuts
> can't keep her hands off me.
> bang her

the next day:
>"you know, anon, I used to only ever date skinny hipster guys. God, I think those days are over..."
> bang her again

chicks might say they don't like /fit/ guys, but deep down inside, they do. Some just don;t know it yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 03:43:00 No.12352374 Report

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>>12352334
Everyone likes fit guys and girls. The difference is in the compromises one is willing to make.

sage

sage Tue 01 May 2012 03:59:00 No.12352603 Report

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>>12349981
betamax,all my lulz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:00:00 No.12352617 Report

Quoted By: >>12352656 >>12352691 >>12352878

whats tfw stand for? been off /fit/ for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:00:00 No.12352632 Report

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>>12352334

this happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:02:00 No.12352656 Report

Quoted By: >>12352712

>>12352617
their fireworks.
like the fireworks in peoples eyes when they mirin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:06:00 No.12352691 Report

Quoted By: >>12352713

>>12352617
Their Face When. It's a variation of the original My Face When. Just to make it clear, it should be used with a reaction image preferably one that is fairly accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:06:00 No.12352697 Report

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>waifu says she doesnt care i am skinny mode
>start doing compound lifts and hard bulking for a few months
>doing it, i'm on top
>finish, say something about back DOMS
>says something about better sex because of muscles
>gives me back massage while i'm on top and still inside her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:08:00 No.12352712 Report

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>>12352656
Bro quit trollin him it's their face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:08:00 No.12352713 Report

Quoted By: >>12352875

>>12352691
subtle, like it

Badboll !!reb+xnyHAgQ

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Badboll !!reb+xnyHAgQ Tue 01 May 2012 04:10:00 No.12352747 Report

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This happened just a couple of hours ago at a bar. Met an old friend from HS, hadn't talked to him in like a year. I've lost about 20kg since then and started lifting, he almost seemed shocked when he saw me and complimented my looks.

Fast forward a couple of hours, he comes up to me and asks me for advice on how to lose weight the way I did, I talk to him about some basic nutrition stuff, recommend him c25k and invite him to work out with me at the gym.

>tfw we are going to show up and our HS reunion, swole as fuck and the bitches who laughed behind our back are going to be mirin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:11:00 No.12352765 Report

Quoted By: >>12352818

>at house party
>girl calls me on the sofa with other people
>is this real life
>other 7/10 would bang enthusiastically gets next to me
>"how are you anon? drunk?"
>AUTISM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED
>"th-thanks you too... i mean good, i'm fine."
>"what?" and giggles
>"how are you?"
>"damn you've got big"
>tried to touch my biceps
>slap her arm off
>"keep your hands to yourself bitch"
>look at everybody around on the other sofas, get up
>"excuse me"
>start walking away
>look back
>"i have a workout to continue"
>do a casual military style salute
>go to main hall
>open front door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:14:00 No.12352812 Report

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>>12350256
Too funny not to be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:15:00 No.12352818 Report

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>>12352765
>keep your hands to yourself
>remembering teachers used to say this to me
>that "can't believe its this beta" read
Even if you are just trolling with a bullshit story, imagining someone saying this is sickening.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:17:00 No.12352875 Report

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>>12352713
I'm not sure I understand what you mean...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:18:00 No.12352878 Report

Quoted By: >>12353140

>>12352617

that face when
their face when
that feel when

etc... it all depends on context

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:24:00 No.12352987 Report

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>lift weights
>people compliment me on my size
>life goes on unnafected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:34:00 No.12353140 Report

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>>12352878
>>12352878
Thanks

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Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:36:00 No.12353190 Report

Quoted By: >>12355869

>out of class
>fuck yeah
>walk to gas station for another can of dip
>see cute girl pull up to the red light (I was walking)
>cute, petite, solid, tight
>comes into gas station as I just put stuff into bag
>she compliments my bod
>"y-you t-too"
>leave and go through the ally to avoid her seeing me as she left
>mfw I imagine plowing that sweet ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:37:00 No.12353206 Report

Quoted By: >>12355025

>that feel when your a girl and even if you can only lift 35lb over head people call that impressive
From people it means nothing, weight never lies, your muscles never lie. And the tell me I still have a long way to go. Wish Mirin' meant something though in real life ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:40:00 No.12353260 Report

Quoted By: >>12353724

wtf is with this biting of the lip crap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 04:41:00 No.12353280 Report

Quoted By: >>12354039

>normally wear long sleeve tee or hoodie at gym
>wear tanktop one day for no real reason
>girl I know says "Jeeze anon, be careful! You look bigger everytime I see you! Your gf better watch out haha"
>half-jacked guy I know says "holy fuck anon, you're some lot bigger and more cut now than you were this time last year"
>and I never wore a tanktop to the gym again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 05:06:00 No.12353724 Report

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>>12353260
universal sign of mirin hard as fuck. its a subconscious thing

sage

sage Tue 01 May 2012 05:17:00 No.12353935 Report

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>>12350894
T-thank you

>saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 05:22:00 No.12354024 Report

Quoted By: >>12354714 >>12354843

>me and my older brother never talk to each other, sometimes go weeks without acknowledging each other
>he notices my gains, says i'm huge as i'm a bit bigger than him now
>starts saying hey to me every time he sees me now

feels weird man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 05:23:00 No.12354039 Report

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>>12353280

>Hoodie in gym

You must hate your gains if you're willing to fucking sweat them out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:10:00 No.12354714 Report

Quoted By: >>12354845

>>12354024
wants to fuck. slip into his room and pound his ass, he's just begginggg for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:18:00 No.12354843 Report

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>>12354024

I now notice other guys taking care to move their backpacks and shit off the ground when i walk into an aisle of desks, I dont see them doing that shit for fatties who are big too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:18:00 No.12354845 Report

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>>12354714
no homo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:21:00 No.12354893 Report

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>>12349017

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:22:00 No.12354919 Report

Quoted By: >>12354949

where do I begin ?

>enter gym
>PT / front desk girl who is recently married still mirin
>she watches me everytime I come in

>be working out
>PT's check me out everytime

>go get a drink
>girls make excuses to walk VERY close to me

>doing abs / weighted leg lifts
>cardio bunnies watch me
>they look at my abs

>getting all you can eat wings tonight
>waitress looks at my abs
>she plays with her hair while I order

>get a hair cut
>girl talks to me forever
>"do you play soccer or do lots of sports?"
>they always give me their card

>enter room
>all eyes on me

>couple in the gym
>dude always tries to block her line of sight to me
>sits on the bike blocking her view

>wear tight shirt
>talks about fitness
>loosing weight
>girls poke abs

>high school I use to work with
>she goes to same gym
>mirin always
>hangsout in the lobby afterwards to "chat"

Happens All the Time. Women of all ages. Races. Married. Single. Teenager.

Keep working out hard Bros. Get that protein. Hit it hard with passion, rage and love.

p.s helps to have facial aesthetics too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:25:00 No.12354949 Report

Quoted By: >>12354997

>>12354919
how do i train my jaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:28:00 No.12354997 Report

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>>12354949
chew gum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:30:00 No.12355025 Report

Quoted By: >>12355034

>>12353206
What is considered 'strong' at the very least for a girl anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:31:00 No.12355034 Report

Quoted By: >>12355118

>>12355025
4x bodyweight squat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:37:00 No.12355118 Report

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>>12355034
pfft pleb tier, enjoy your beta existence as a sub human peice of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 06:42:00 No.12355198 Report

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>be today
>coworker:'whoa anon those arms are getting big'
>boss's fat son makes jerk off motion
>says 'just one arm' lolololol
>i reply: 'at least my asshole isn't getting bigger'
>laughs, laughs everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 07:01:00 No.12355488 Report

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>just finished having sex with girlfriend
>large fullbody mirror directly across from bed
>get up, stand infront of it while unfolding boxers
>"Anon your legs are so big!"
th-thanks /fit/

Tue 01 May 2012 07:24:00 No.12355869 Report

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>>12353190
>dip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 07:40:00 No.12356126 Report

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>be at female friend's house party
>group of girls start talking about muscles
>skinny-fats and fat as fatasses start taking shirts off
>I don't take shirt off due to aspie
>get cornered and shirt taken off
>mfw they mirin
>made out with fem friend that night
>her: "I love your chest"
>me: "y- you too"
was too nervous to and kept getting self-conscious
went home early
mfw could've gotten laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 May 2012 07:48:00 No.12356290 Report

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>Get girl on Saturday
>Bring her back to my place
>Fingering her and making out with her in bed
>Fall asleep together
>Wake up the next morning
>She's feeling my arms and rubbing my chest like she has never seen something so glorious.

Don't ask why we didn't fuck. Long story. (she's my best female friend, and I'm not going there)

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