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!aAxTripfag

!aAxTripfag No.13185945 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>walk into gym
>notice a group of three guys, probably around 16-18
>they occupied the curl bench (pic related)
>they have a olympic bar, so i'm curious to see wtf is going on
>watch one of them lie down (also pic related)
>another guy hands him the olympic bar as he lies there
>they have 5kg on each side
>he starts doing "incline bench presses"
>finish his set and walks of proud as fuck

ITT retard gym stories
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No.13190592 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
scooby pls
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No.13180048 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
My first fat person story.

>at university
>in business school class
>get in occupational future discussion
>I get called on
>I state that if I had the choice between being a firefighter or being an accountant and they both had the same pay, that I'd choose being a firefighter in a heart beat
>instantly every fat person in class gasps
>everyone literally starts repeating the same shit
>"but OP, you actually [italic] have to stay in shape for that job!!"
>as if staying/getting in shape is a bad/nightmare of a thing to do
>i had to stop myself from cracking fat jokes.
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No.13140363 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
there must always be one
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No.13148813 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I love when you guys talk about this.

>feel dat rumble
>oh god
>silent fart
>the fucking smell
>why do I even lift
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No.13161599 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
progress thread?

March:
>20lbs

June:
>55 lbs

Been bulking bro, I've gotten a little Husky though
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No.13107249 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Good mornings.
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Life Lessons

No.13093657 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Post things you have learned first hand in life and something you want to share with future generations/your past self/global life lesson for all of humanity

I will begin

>If you want something done right, do it yourself and fuck everyone
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!Dirty100Z.

!Dirty100Z. No.13076370 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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No.13068856 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>"Ask not what your gainz can do for you, but what you can do for your gainz."
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