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No.12812081 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Epic /fit/ threads
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No.12767431 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
i just realized something

bodybuilding is 99% shit

there have only been a handful truly great bodybuilders

arnold, lee haney, dorian yates, ronnie coleman

there have been some others with great "aesthetics" but not really that much wow factor

but 99% of them are utter shit

i'm fed up

not following this sport anymore
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No.12757376 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Can we get a reverse progress thread going?
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No.12740161 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Fat people stories? Fat people stories.

>be in phlebotomy class to get a better job
>nearly entire class is overweight
>two landplanets in particular are always doing fat things
>VY Canis Majoris and HAT-P-1 decide to draw blood from each other
>get everything prepared
>they can't fit in the procedure chair
>they move to a desk and VY Canis Majoris puts her gloves on
>tries to draw blood from HAT-P-1
>we only have 1 1/2 inch long needles, so they cannot draw anything
>"No one can ever get my blood. Don't worry."
>"Oh, me neither, nobody can find my veins. They're hiding."
>hiding under 1 1/2 inch of fat
>on your arm
>how the fuck do you think this is normal
>they aren't fucking hiding you are just fat

Today, we had a powerpoint slide that was a bit hard to read, so many of us scooted to the front.

>VY Canis Majoris notices the movement among the students
>gets up and rushes as quickly as she could to the front
>feel the building shake and bend under her girth
>is going for the massage table, the most comfortable seat in the house
>succeeds in her plan, gets there first, hops onto the middle of it
>hear thunder, wonder why there is a storm when it was 80 and sunny earlier
>oh god it's not thunder
>oh god she broke the table
>up front, a bewildered VY Canis Majoris is sitting between the pieces of the massage table
>"I.. barely even sat on it."
>"It must be poorly made.. "
>"I swear, I barely even touched it! Don't you believe me!"
>look to the teacher, back at her
>teacher tells her to go back to her desk
>she has to go to the opposite side of the room to go around all the tables to get back to her desk, because she cannot fit between two desks


It took everything I had to not burst into laughter and treats.
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No.12656005 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://youtu.be/1rs5A62y-RI
Couldn't see a fat person stories thread.

>be in library, exams, revising
>Be DYEL mode, been going to gym for a month, nothing special, but noob gains.
>Talk to built friend about gym and need for spotter for some stuff.
>Fat chick, 4'11, who is somewhat in our group but has been a bitch for the last few months
>Ask's my friend what we're talking about
>She says we're talking about the gym
>Friend makes a joke about me being built a year from now
>We all laugh, because i'm DYEL
>Fat chick makes comment "Anon built? I'd like to see the day"
>Me: "I'd like to see the day you reach 5 foot"
>She's literally stopped talking to me now
>nothing of value was lost.


I know it's not great, but I have a few from McDonalds when I used to work that I can contribute.
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Medieval /fit/

No.12648162 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Went to ye marketplace tis morning for acquiring ye supplements
>Maid known to me cometh towards and sayeth
>"I must say thy appearance is like that of a stede. Hast thou been training in ye barracks?"
>"Y-yes. Th-thanks, thou too."
She desireth to fornicate
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No.12645247 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>be at McDonalds, my glorious 376lb body taking up the entirety of two chairs
>hungry as fuck, chowing down on my two double big macs, boat of fries and extra large coke (trying to cut back eating a little)
>fitasfaggot walks in, wearing a tight shirt to show off his disgusting overdeveloped abs
>I watch him go up, order, and pay
>"One Caesar's salad please!"
>I yell at him "Shouldn't you be at Jenny Craig, musclehead? Along with your rabbit-food freaks?"
>Restaurant erupts in laughter
>fitfag bursts into treats, runs out of McDonalds without even taking his salad

Fucking meatheads
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ITT: Times you have been fit shamed

No.12634938 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>at party
>girl starts talking to me
>she's being extremely condescending
>asks me why I work out
>say "It's just a hobby. Something to do that I find fun"
>she says loudly "well there must be something small you're trying to cover up" and her friends laugh in the background
>I ask her to clarify her statement
>she holds up her hand and makes her thumb and pointer finger about an inch away from each other
>her friends laugh I walk away
>can't leave because my car is boxed in
>her and her friends keep leering at me the entire time i'm there
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!C2b.ivSyRc

!C2b.ivSyRc No.12547976 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
New animu, “Lifting!”, coming Q4 2012!


All rights reserved by original drawfag jimbosmash who seems reluctant to post it himself.
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!Rk2HermyGU

The day that led to the darkest knight

!Rk2HermyGU No.12549931 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
*whistle*
"Hey Batman, come do some yoga with me!"
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