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!9JcPIIH.OY

!9JcPIIH.OY No.12422187 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
foreveralone on a friday night fitgirl thread.
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!!E0l3lwK67+/

!!E0l3lwK67+/ No.12391423 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/fit/ humor thread
>please respond
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!!ddNqgd/ihEj

!!ddNqgd/ihEj No.12392762 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>masturbating in the shower

Say goodbye to your drainz.
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!Atw3fzavGI

accept those fatties

!Atw3fzavGI No.12382826 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ok /fit/ i really can't understand why you hate that so called fat acceptance movement. think of this. more fatties there are, more shredded and lean bodies are appreciated therefore more they are more rare. Of course fatties are disgusting pieces of shit, imagine everyone started exercising.. then only the most shredded pieces of meat would stand out. I think we should let fatties fat.
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No.12376481 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Revenge stories of now /fit/ people
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!emeekz3kTo

Mirin' Stories

!emeekz3kTo No.12348615 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Mirin' Stories

Great for motivation... funny... and so untrue but we all love em. post em fags
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!dJjxIBORUk

!dJjxIBORUk No.12336799 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So would you get a mechanical version of a body part? Arms? Eyes? Would that be aesthetic?

ITT: Transhumanism General
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!BAj1pE4MxI

!BAj1pE4MxI No.12335601 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Post the most epic inspirational before and after photos.
Not just gaining muscle, not just losing fat:

Full transformation.
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!OoIRATEb6o

!OoIRATEb6o No.12311082 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>having luch with friends
>talking about my friends new girlfriend
>i mention i havent had a girlfriend for a couple of months now
>fat girl who was walking by must have overheard
>she comes up to our table and starts hitting on me
>after a minute or so, she says "why dont you give me your number? we can go out and have dinner, i know this awesome resturaunt"
>my mind goes blank
>friends are silent, all have a 'wtf' look on their faces
>i get up and walk away without saying a word
>call friends a couple of minutes later
>fatty left after calling me names and swearing
>go back and finish lunch with friends

this happened earlier today, i didnt know what to do
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!m2w6.3Y5iQ

!m2w6.3Y5iQ No.12315084 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Leaving gym
>got dat pump, veins bulging, wearing singlet
>car stops near me
>girl stares at me and says 'holy shit' and smiles
>Look at her, then put my sunglasses on and fly into the night
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