Life advice thread?

Can older /fit/bros (25+), giving younger /fit/bros advice about:

Education & College
Dating & Girls
Money & Debt
Friends & Family
Travel & Work

If you could go back in time, what would you do differently, what would you do the same?

You're a soldier, admist in a war, your valiant efforts were futile and you've been shot multiple times. You tumble into a hole and helplessly watch as bullets and debris fly above you. Your trembling body begins to feel cold as you start to slip away, your vision begins to blur and time seems to slow down as your heart rate drops. With the last few breaths you have, you muster up the strength to plunge your hand deep into pocket, and pull out your iPod. You slip the earphones in, and select the last song you'll ever hear.

What is it /fit/?

Was there an FPS holocaust here recently /fit/?

I know you /fit/izens have some stories to share

Here's mine:

>be a couple months ago
>walking in target
>getting delicious green tea
>walk into isle to get my tea
>walk past this enormous hamplanet on what appears to be a NASA space shuttle mover
>continue down the isle
>getting my tea bottles
>i'm kinda laughing in my head
>hambulocetus engages the reverse on her space shuttle mover
>beeepbeeepbeeeepbeeepbeeep.wav
>i'm biting my lip at this point chuckling under my breath
>she notices and looks a little buttmad
>i rush to get everything i need
>end up walking past this massive neutron star again
>she says "well EXCUSE ME SIR"
>barely say anything back, she knows i was laughing at her
>walk quickly out of the isle
>laughing harder at this point
>almost drop my tea
>pay for my tea
>walk out of the store laughing hysterically

shame some stories, /fit/

http://en.seoi.net/yurai/
Let the truth be revealed!

In order to do something a little different from the norm of pathetic /fit/izens lamenting their lack of qt3.14 gfs, Let's have a
thread for funniest/ strangest things you have hear either before, during or after sex.

i'll start
>last night getting into gf in the missionary position
>get all the way and begin to thrust
>"Oh God! It feels like you're fucking my spine!"
>tfw i want to laugh, but don't want to ruin the mood

The promised day has come. Delivering OC.

Fits girls thread

Omegal Thread! Like "shiggy diggy" and come meet bros.

listen up /fit/, we're making up some fit related jokes now. hope you're ready.

jeff seid is sitting in the library and reading a book written by edgar allan poe. zyzz comes in and says "hey jeff are you admiring my muscle gains?', jeff says 'no azyzz, i am reading a book by an author whose last name sounds like poo'
zyzz laughs and says 'hehe, adgar allan poopoo'
jeff begins to laugh hysterically, wipes tears off his cheek and says 'i love do eat the poo'. so zyzz gets on his knees and jeff seid is putting on his le cookie face and begins to lick the shit out of zyzzs ass crack.


lets see what you got!

Thank you based turtle, thank you for your insights.