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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
>wake up >decide me want to go stone market to buy new stones >see hot ungabungas at stonemarket >try speak ungabunga >mammoth meat fall out of loincloth >me run back to cave, cry me eyes out >berrypicker as fuck >tfw no ungabunga
ITT: we invent crossfit exercises >people without pictures need not apply pic related: the handstand-squat. full ROM: legs forming 90 degree angles, elbows bent at 90 degrees, head touching floor
He was a quiet guy. The type of guy you pictured one day taking a gun out and going on a shooting rampage. He never spoke, just came to the gym in his dull, dingy attire and quietly lifted. From what I saw he was a forty something year old guy, who was overweight and worked out somewhat to keep in shape. Although he never bothered anyone I noticed that he was the butt of many insults and jokes in the gym, most the members had given him the name 'Pigpen' since no one seemed to know his real name and he never conversed with the members of the gym. He was quite simply an enigma in the gym.
I was young, had been lifting for about 4 years or so, thought I knew everything, thought steroids were evil, but I was enthusiastic and trained harder than the average gym goer. Our gym, although well equipped, was at the heart a fitness club. Most the members were more concerned with their hair, and clothing, being coordinated for the gym social scene. Pigpen simply stuck out like sore thumb, I thought many times that he may know the things people said about him, it was obvious to me so I figured he must pick up on it. The members were cruel, a snicker here, a pinched nose there, all in jest of the quiet guy in his drab, baggy clothing. I didn't see it as funny, more like insecure bullying, but Pigpen simply ignored it and kept on.
>sitting in clinic with surgeon who is dictating a discharge letter on a patient >she has had her gallstones removed >surgeon remarks to me that he was up to his elbows in fat trying to do the procedure >remarks that other colleagues had refused to operate on her without the aid of a mining lamp and a canary >he dictates: "when recovered, haul overboard into the pacific and tell her to avoid the costal waters of Japan" >his secretary always tidies these up before the letter gets sent out >mfw his secretary was away and the temp sends out the unedited letter
