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No.14265133 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
My entire Hard Drive got deleted and lost all of my /fit/ girl pics so....

/fit/ bitches thread?? Will contribute the small amount I got.
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No.14287777 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
quadriceps
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No.14252347 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
GNC Whey ~5lbs for $8

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=13262316

Its a price error but they might honor it. Woth a try at $8.
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Cleans and Shit

No.14257796 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey guys, need some help with cleans and snatches. Every time I explode my hips, I end up hurting my penis, or my pelvic bone real bad and can't do shit for good 3-4 days.
Do oly lifters tuck their penises into a mangina and then lift?
Wat do.
Grazie.
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No.14222958 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Last one 404'd

>in Wal Mart
>fatty riding scooter through market because heaven forbid she had to walk anywhere at all
>scooter dies in the fruit/vegetable section
>she is stalled and surrounded by her enemies
>starts yelling for help very loudly
>everyone just walks by, not even getting close because the insides of her flab smell like death
>"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!"
>eventually she musters up enough energy to get up
>walks over to the scooters and takes another one
I have been standing in one stop watching this happen ever since the scooter first died
>she takes off in her new whip in the opposite direction
>second scooter dies
>she calls for manager and files formal complaint even though she is capable of walking, just too fat and lazy to do so

fatties gon' fat
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No.14243096 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
battle field: 20 square mile mountainous forest. humans can utilize enviorment: make spears, rocks, etc.

who wins?
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No.14236196 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Implying I've never tried in life, but always been a fuck up
>Implying I do a useful degree at University
>Implying I've ever had a Girlfriend
>Implying I'll ever get Married
>Implying I want too
>Implying I'll ever have the money to go travelling
>Implying I've tried to be a chef, but I'm shit at it, so I'm forever an dishwasher mode
>Implying I'll ever have kids
>Implying I won't die alone
>Implying I'll always have the time to lift throughout my adult life, before my mundane, soul sucking, rut of a job eventually consumes my life
>Implying I'll forever keep my gains

What is life, /fit/?
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No.14212818 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>I'm trying to free your gains, Neo. But I can only show you the skateboard. You're the one that has to squat with it.
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WELCOME TO /FAT/ NOW GET OUT

No.14193960 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You have been transported to a parallel universe where /fit/ has become /fat/ and instead of lifting and making fun of fatties you eat and critizise thin people.


starting off with some TPS(thin people stories)

>go to chinese buffet with co-workers.
>thin DYEE that always talks about the gym comes with us
>we go to line he loads of LMAO1PLATE of chicken and broccoli.
>everyone looks at him in disgust thinny notices and tries to grab some fries on a side plate
>excuse myself going to order pizza next door for our appetizer
>go to counter 8/10 curvy girl working
>shes mirin my belly hard and even asks to touch it
>I put the moves on leave with my pizza and the pizza place phone number as well as her favorite taco restaurant number
>As I'm walking out she says have a nice day
>you too
>have a nice lunch go back to important meeting in the office
>boss shows a slideshow stops every 30 seconds or so to catch his breath(asthma and thyroid problem)
>Hear a crunching sound
>everyone turns around the thinny is eating a carrot
>HES EATING A FUCKING CARROT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING
>He even has water and takes a sip then asks my boss a question
>boss tells him to go home for the day
>mfw laughing about with my co-workers at a post meeting brunch over soda
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No.14157529 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT:

We post Vocaroo recordings trying to sound like Scooby

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uFu21bZRKY
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