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The three site skinfold test says 7%. That look about right to you /fit/? I'm weighing 205 at 6'0, glycogen depleted as a mother fucker.
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Doorbrah up in dose hoes! Still mirin though. Epic abs :)
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and i will have the final post in an archived thread
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bamp. I don't think anyone answered his question. I do believe you're doing the whole body fat testing thing wrong. You need a janka test.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janka_hardness_test Anonymous
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>>13940626 That...is amazing.
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>be assigned to write amazon book >write troll fitness book (picture related) >20 copies bought the first day >laughinggirls.avi
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>amazon 404'd the book. Thanks haters for being such summerfags.
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Whoever got it removed, fuck you.
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OP here.
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>>13936778 >4chan summerfags showing their fag nature. Anonymous
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10/10 OP. Got to the thread too late to see your glorious book in amazon. To the faggot that got it removed.>implying OP's advice wasn't solid >implying ss or reg parks routine won't get you stronger/better looking >implying the dietary advice wasn't eat less shit food eat more nutritious food >implying an author using a pen name or using a stock photo is illegal >implying the same advice isn't in almost every other self help exercise book making some snake oil salesmen rich as fuck >mfw the book was removed
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Didn't see one on the first 6 pages so here we go;>manager at a gamestop that just transferred stores for fuck knows why >have to go to old store to pick up some games >park in the arby's parking lot like he always used to when he worked there >his family owns a health supp company that does moderately well in the area, so his car is decked out in their logo and covered with phrases like "get healthy and earn money too" > Arby's manager trundles out of the store to confront him >blathers on about how parking is limited and that his car's advertisements intimidate the customers because it's "healthy" >He replies that nobody is parked here because the store isn't even open yet, and that he used to park here every day because he used to work at the gamestop next door, and that moreover nobody eats here (it's nasty there even for an arby's) >Manager retreats wordlessly >gets the games to his store, then proceedes to write a well worded and screencap worthy email to Arby's corporate. >we are awaiting her termination as this is posted.
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>>13915433 This one from that site made me lose it so i must copypasta
>driving to pick up girlfriend >stop at red light >the two fattest women i have ever seen are at the corner >they are wearing what appear to be pale green hospital gowns >or bedsheets >can’t tell >one of their wheelchairs looks like it’s having some trouble >they’re out of the chairs, bending over and inspecting the problem >one bends just right >gown lifts up >see that her stomach is touching the ground >her legs are straight >she’s bent at the waist >her stomach is touching the ground >HER STOMACH IS TOUCHING THE GROUND AND SHE’S ALMOST FUCKING STANDING >HOW >WHY >fuck you god Anonymous
Vagrant from /ck/ here : Hamplanet roommate story time:>Weird-ass spring break in mid February >4/5 roommates drove down to some place. Hambeast was broke and stayed in the unit, I skiied on break instead (mfw fresh motherfucking powder) >Come home, drop off shit, notice lardass is eating something popsicle-oid in shape and color. >Think "Fuck yeah someone bought creamies, I'ma get in on that" >Check freezer. No ice cream, or popsicles of any sort. Empty save for ice and some sticks of butter. >Take better look at landplanet. She's got a cream colored rectangle on a fork and she's rolling it on a plate of something in between licks. >"Landwhale, what the fuck is that? Did the dining hall start selling ice cream pops or something?" >"Oh no OP, it's just a frozen stick of butter. I'm rolling it in sugar!" >mfw she eats 3 more >mfw she eats 3 hot pockets as a "snack" >mfw 36 fucking rice krispies in a day >mfw she goes on and on about "genetics" making her fat
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>>13923330 Just tell her that she fat and need to stop being such a fat.
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>>13923330 >frozen sticks of butter, coated in sugar oh god
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>>13923390 I got drunk once that year and threw a wrapping paper tube at her yelling "MAN THE HARPOONS, THAR SHE BLOOWS". Closest I got to just out and calling her a fat fuck.
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>Unit on 3rd floor of building >Hamplanet is from Texas, School in mountains (Dat semi high altitude) >Moonmode attempts stairs with the other 5 of us, falling behind and doing some hardcore wheezing/dem sweat stains by the time she catches up. >"Omg, I just can't take this dry *huff* mountain *huff* air" >"Dude, it's not that bad. Besides, not like there's any other option." >"Oh *huff*... I can't *huff* climb these anymore..." >Wonder what the fuck that means >Coming back from class, hear *ding* and the elevator opens for the first time since move-in week >Moonwhale has obtained a handicap elevator key >mfw Like... people can be fat fucks all they want so long as they actually contribute something. She was a landwhale weeaboo who was some fraction mexican and at school on a full ride due to that. She sat on her ass and read fucking Naruto slash on livejournal in lieu of actually going to class and shit.
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Can we get a blind date/one night stand horror stories thread? I am curious as to what type of horrors my /fit/izens have experienced.
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>go to party with a relatively new friend (girl) >don't know anyone else there, so I stick with her >she and some of her friends (2 gays guys and 2 ugly fag hags) grab a handle of pepe lopez (lel) and we go to one of their rooms >the two other girls and one of the gay guys leave >just me, the girl, and her gay friend (he was pretty cool) >we finish the bottle of tequila >wake up next morning dehydrated as fuck >we're all in our underwear >dick is sticky from my cum
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>>13875557 >she grew a mustache in the time I hadn't seen her if there is one thing in the world i can't stand about women is THEY DON'T HANDLE THIS SHIT
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>>13876051 i lol'd
mfw a cheeto in my vagina
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>>13877160 >what_the_fuck_man_sloth.jpg Anonymous
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>16 >Girl is really into me >We end up going to the mall together >We're both horny teenagers >Grinding up against her in Spencer's >Cuddling in a bed together at the mattress store until we're kicked out >We make our way to the mall bathroom >Lock the door >Start making out in the bathroom stall >We both fall over >About to start making out again when she points at graffiti on the wall and asks "What does that say?" >Without skipping a beat, I say "Blowjob time." >She simply looks at me and walks out of the bathroom
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>have to work the bakery section this morning because some fag called in sick >most people are weirdly normal >suddenly time feels slightly warped to my right and two objects of supermass come up to me >"Oh, do you have any healthy cupcakes?" >"Wait, this one has a carrot on it, this is perfect. I'll take 4 please." >Think they were joking, they can't be that ignorant, be nice to them because it's my job >turn to grab bag, hear one say to the other "see, you can eat healthy and still have good food."
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>at work today >hear hamplanet talking to another co-worker >"Why can't I find a hot guy?" >took all my strength to say you have 150 lbs of fat bouncing them away from you
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>>13871303 >>13871121 >>13869758 >haha guys i made that shitty job joke again Anonymous
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Today i went to a theme park in NH >the funiest thing i saw was a groupe of planettes eating at a taco place and moaning about how good the shitty tacos were
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I was not prepared for this
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>check archived thread >2 upvotes >1 downvote
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>>13803271 Yeah I'm here, what questions?
>>13803233 I said meow because she wasn't responding for a sec, thought she didn't get the message or something
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>>13803439 text her again and tell her that you want to smoke with her, you can still do this.
Don't forget to post the answers.
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>>13803439 Text her back saying you should meet up to smoke and have some fun.
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The whole thing patched together
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Oh God i love Poland.>It's summer and hot in here. >EVERYWHERE you look 7-10/10 girls. >90% of men by drinking alcohol look like shit >be /fit/ in 10 % alpha group >nystagmus >live is great
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>>13779745 Oh my FUCKING GOD
I laughed so hard that I had get up form my chair and lay on my bed to prevent me from tipping out of my chair.
Holy fucking shit thank you.
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>>13783612 >mfw one guy didnt get the joke >>13779787 Anonymous
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>>13783213 >4can You must be a retarded idiot.
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>>13779753 Whats post commie mentality and how can the weather be bad in the summer?
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>>13783637 I feel you man.
But honest to god, I would cut off my dick if it meant I could spend one night with Madeleine. Holy shit she's drop dead gorgeous. Also, fuck Pippa, madeleine>pippa
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toned and fit girls thread
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Hey /fit/, long time lurker first time poster.
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>>13721589 you faggot I just took a pic of it but realized the image limit
>implying I don't have emerald >implying it's still not the worst region Anonymous
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>>13721226 >>13721226 >>13721226 Oh boy, this one nearly killed me.
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>>13719879 Good genetics right there, would eat her shit.
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I tought you guys didn't play Pawkman. Epic thread, guys.
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ITT: We talk about weird shit that we do and we don't think anyone else does. >When I'm at the gym or just out in general, I imagine stopping time and taking girls' clothes off. I also imagine time coming back and everyone getting upset with me.
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>you imagined you and everyone you know had the ability to become animals, and lived in some sort of jungle interacting >you imagined your school/workplace was some sort of fantasy realm split into many different kingdoms, with you as king of one.
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>>13659288 >i piss out my bedroom window when i'm tired One night I came home drunk, and pissed off my balcony (23rd floor out of 48).
There was a post in the elevator about no peeing off balconies the next day... I guess I hit someone.
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>>13644671 >Sometimes I go off my cut and pretend I'm just bulking. >Just came back from an office lunch, ate 2 lbs of wings, fries, 3 pints. >Fat bitch at work makes comments about "genetics" and how I can eat like that. >I haven't had a cheat meal in 3 weeks, yet I don't say anything, I ignore her and we talk about the sports on the TV. She gets real made that I don't acknowledge her genetics argument. I couldn't care less if you kill yourself by obesity.
