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ITT: Summer gym faggots

>walk into the muscle factory today to do some liftan
>all of the women are on the ellipticals, like usual
>old guys using the machines, like usual
>middle-aged guys are only doing bench press and curls, like usual
>walk back to the free weights section
>kids, kids everywhere
>they're doing seated rows
>>incorrectly
>they're doing db curls
>>incorrectly
>they're trying to bench press
>>they do about 2 half reps with 95 lbs.
>meanwhile, these other 16-year-old little shits are literally trying to play basketball with a medicine ball
>>constanza.jaypeg
>can't focus on my squats because of all the noise
>PULLUP CONTEST!!!
>LET'S SEE HOW QUICKLY WE CAN DO REPS!

Summer is here, guys. I've been in denial, but I can't deny it anymore.