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Well /fit/...you warned me. I tried and you warned me. I thought that maybe if I put in a decent and honestly helpful effort to help a overweight friend get in shape, it would work. Nope. Nope. Nope. Let's do some fat person general.

tl;dr fatties still gonna fat. Let's have some FPS.

Pic Related: My attempt to help.

Oh. And she can stand to lose like 30-40 pounds. Not "a couple"