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Anonymous No.13539600 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>13548915 >>13551657 >>13554987
alright here's a happy one:

>get on bus near highschool
>40 people on bus
>summer school
>packed to the brim
>people fill up from the back all the way to the bus driver
>manage to get on
>bus door closes
>move 40m
>another bus stop
>skinny girl and asian man get on
>female moon is next in line behind them waiting to get on
>bus driver looks at the satellite
>"you're gonna have to wait for the next bus"
>it's not rush hour yet
>buses come every 30 minutes
>door closes
>mfw the bus driver is skinny
>mfw everyone else on the bus is skinny
>mfw I'm skinny

disregarded crowded environment for the next 15 minutes, best bus ride ever
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