You have been transported to a parallel universe where /fit/ has become /fat/ and instead of lifting and making fun of fatties you eat and critizise thin people.


starting off with some TPS(thin people stories)

>go to chinese buffet with co-workers.
>thin DYEE that always talks about the gym comes with us
>we go to line he loads of LMAO1PLATE of chicken and broccoli.
>everyone looks at him in disgust thinny notices and tries to grab some fries on a side plate
>excuse myself going to order pizza next door for our appetizer
>go to counter 8/10 curvy girl working
>shes mirin my belly hard and even asks to touch it
>I put the moves on leave with my pizza and the pizza place phone number as well as her favorite taco restaurant number
>As I'm walking out she says have a nice day
>you too
>have a nice lunch go back to important meeting in the office
>boss shows a slideshow stops every 30 seconds or so to catch his breath(asthma and thyroid problem)
>Hear a crunching sound
>everyone turns around the thinny is eating a carrot
>HES EATING A FUCKING CARROT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING
>He even has water and takes a sip then asks my boss a question
>boss tells him to go home for the day
>mfw laughing about with my co-workers at a post meeting brunch over soda