How the /fit/ Stole Lifting
~Dr. Zyzz


Every Fitzen
Down in Fit-ville
Liked lifting a lot...

But the Landwhale,
Who lived just north of Fit-ville,
Did NOT!

The Landwhale hated Lifting! The whole beach season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his pants were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that he couldn’t see his own balls.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His balls or his tits,
He stood there on Lifting eve, hating the Fits,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, fatty frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Fitzen down in Fit-ville below
Was preparing now, for tomorrows dumbbell rows