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Anonymous
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Why is it so good? What do they put in it?
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Anonymous
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is good nikka dat dolla menu fo sho
Anonymous
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Next time you go to McDonald's for a quick bite to eat, just get a couple of McDouble burgers and some water (tastes great as it's reverse-osmosis treated), it'll be far less calories and your waistline and wallet with thank you for it later. People get bullshit like a Big Mac supersize fries and an HFCS soda and they wonder why they start gaining a few pounds and the country has an obesity problem.
Anonymous
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>>18 What he said...Fund it.
Anonymous
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>>18 McDouble's for president!
Lawak Antara Benua
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Anonymous
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AKU X PAHAM LA... DIA NAK MEROMPAK KE APE
Anonymous
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>>1 But did he get his receipt or not?
Anonymous
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207 777 1994 Totally CRAZY bitch.. loves to get bent over, suck cock..and will open her portal to anyone!
Media
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Hey Dude !
These girls should be ashamed!
Showing their cleavage by the pool and flaunting their money...
... And wait till you see how they got ALL this!
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Melissa
ICPX Software & Media Direct Products
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Anonymous
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>>1 Is that a phone number? Tried to call but I don't get my dick sucked
BITCHS
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my friend put a turd i n my sandwhich and i unwittngly ate it out of spite if h e tries that agin i will gtell you guys k thnx
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Anonymous
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>>4 I see a certain point in your argument. Yet, the validity of it seems hard to be found...
Anonymous
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Text boards are nothing but cancer
Anonymous
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>>5 no point in arguing with King Obama
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Anonymous
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i love it! Do you eating?
Anonymous
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maybe because i had it so long ago... is there a certain way its prepared thats better than most other ways?
Anonymous
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>>11 referring to pussy or octopus?
Anonymous
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Octopus sushi is nasty shit, too rubbery and actually tastes like fish. Calamary (cooked stuff), however, is the shit...
Anonymous
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Well...we got to lick pussys.
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chris kimball
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I want to know how to get past the
cooksillustrated.com bullshit and view the recipes without paying. help me out?
Anonymous
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See, this is the problem... Everyone suddenly cares about how toxic her food is only AFTER she announces that she is racist. Her face is on butter but she's lacks the body to be a "butter face".
http://eater.com/archives/2013/06/06/paula-deen-brand-butter-walmart.php http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/17/pass-the-butter-paula-deens-9-most-gluttonous-recipes/ Anonymous
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>>2 Diabetes killed her career long before racism did.
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>>3 This. But it's of no surprise. Southern cooking is filled to the brim with fat, salt and sugar that it's no wonder why there's higher rates of obesity there. Her show should have had an FDA warning at the start of each episode.
Anonymous
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Feed your children real food, it's not worth going to jail over it. That means: no vegan food, no meat, no powdered chemical formulas. They need their mother's milk. Don't be stupid: give baldy your nipple.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18574603/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/vegan-couple-sentenced-life-over-babys-death/#.UZ-ffLXvt8E
Anonymous
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You know African Americans are moving up in the world when their babies start dying from hipster white-people diet fads instead of crack cocaine.
Anonymous
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>>2 Cocaine was much cheaper when republicans made it available for the public to consume in the black-markets. Broken homes create cheaper product.
Anonymous
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Obama has ruined the black market. Mexicans are leaving America at a record number.
Anonymous
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>>2 >>3 >>4 Unless you have a crack-baby, these comments have nothing to do with how you should feed your infant.
Anonymous
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Must not talk about him, rumors make him grow. Imagination... Paranoia nurtures him.
Anonymous
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I hate red bull.. Suggest something that tastes good, is inexpensive, and very effective
Anonymous
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3 Raw Food Diet Tricks to Boost Your Energy :
http://www.ultimateenergydiet.com/3-tips Anonymous
Anonymous
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Tentacle grape blended with B vitamins and 99 cent store energy shots.
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Anonymous
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looking for some good coupons
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Go green by eating insects: UN agency BEETLES, caterpillars and wasps could supplement diets around the world as an environmentally friendly food source if only Western consumers could get over their "disgust", the United Nations' Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) said yesterday. "The main message is really: 'Eat insects'", said Ms Eva Mueller, director of forest economics at the FAO. She said: "Two billion people - a third of the world's population - are already eating insects because they are delicious and nutritious." - AFP.
Anonymous
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That's disgusting.
Anonymous
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Soylent Green is next