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Once harvested, coffee berries are treated to remove the pulp, and their seeds (or coffee beans) de-shelled, graded and then stored. In this form, the beans are commonly known as green coffee, and can enjoyed a shelf life of 10 years or more, provided they are protected from dampness.
The roasting process converts green coffee into the flavourful and highly aromatic victual that we are familiar with with. Most coffee is roasted commercially on a large scale, but you can do your own roasting at home if you want control over flavour.
Well-roasted coffee should sporta dark reddish-brown hue, and should not be black and shiny. Inadequate roasting results in a harsh and relatively tasteless infusion, whereas excessive roasting produces a black concoction that's bitter and astringent. But to each his own: if you simply love bitter chow, go all the way!
After roasting, coffee soon loses its aroma, and quickly becomes stale when exposed to air. It should therefore be stored in a sealed, preferably airtight, container, and kept in a cool place.
The final process - before you actually get to drink the beverage - is grinding. How fine you grind your beans largely depends on how you want to prepare your coffee. Coarse coffee has chunky grains that are similar in size to kosher salt (which is coarser than common table salt). Medium grounds are similar to common table salt, while fine and extra-fine grounds are somewhat powder-like, though individual grains are still discernable to the touch. Turkish coffee, the finest of them all, feels like flour.
As a rough guide, go for a coarse ground if you're preparing your brew using the French press. Medium ground is good if you're using drip coffee-makers, and use fine or extra-fine grounds if you're using espresso machines.
1. you mix poop with about two grams of marijuana. 2, you stick poop into a Popsicle mold. 3, freeze in outside snow. 4. you smear semen around the poopsical before its completely hard 5. You stick it in a very cold freezer for 10-24 hourse, 6 package poopsical. 7. put into freezer intill someone wants to get high.
"Dear God: We thank you for allowing evolution to eventually turn descendants of the savage dinosaur into a walking ball of delicious meat with a tiny head. Amen".
I finally ate two weeks of left-overs. The cranberry sauce was blended and mixed into "kool-aid" juice. Ice-cream and pie was given to the fatter people in my family who were leaving. The breaded stuffing was trashed [MSG is a neurotoxin that causes headaches]. The potatoes were mixed into the shredded ham. The turkey was de-boned, blended and put into sandwiches.
Ideally, thanksgiving should be more about salads and pizza. Not awful ancient food that reminds us of how bad our ancestors had it. I understand now why my uncle had to get drunk off of his spiked egg-nog in order to enjoy the dry, tasteless bird. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▓████▒░░░▒▓██▓▒░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░███████▓░███▓▓███░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░████████░▓█▓▓▓▓██░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░▓▓██▓░▓██████▓░▓█▓▓▓▓█▓░▓▓██▓░░░░░ ░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░██████▓░██▓▓▓█▓░▓▓▓▓███░░░░ ░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░█████░░▒██▓██░▓▓▓▓▓███▓░░░ ░░░░▒█████▓▓▓░▓████░░░████░▒▓▓▓█████░░░░ ░░░░░░▒▓████▓▓░████░░░███▓░███████▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▒▓████▓░██▓░░░██▓░█████▓░░░▓▓▓░░ ░░▓▓▓▓▓▒▒░░▒▓██▒▒█▒░░░▓█░▓██▓▒░░▓▓█████░ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░▒▓█▒█░░░░░▓▓█▓▒░▒▓████████▓ ░░▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▓▒░░░░░▒▓░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░ ░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░
