/food/ - Food (textboard)

[1153771906] How to bake cake?

Anonymous Tue 25 Jul 2006 00:34:00 No.2400 View View Reply Original Report

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I don't like to cook by the book, because I am too lazy.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2012 14:38:00 No.10141 Report

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That's tight little package. A firecracker!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2012 20:39:00 No.10142 Report

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http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

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Anonymous Sat 29 Dec 2012 23:15:00 No.10143 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Dec 2012 23:20:00 No.10144 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Dec 2012 04:26:00 No.10148 Report

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Needs more spice cake.

[1175226521] pizza

Anonymous ID:MIzzj4Ma Fri 30 Mar 2007 17:09:00 No.3808 View View Reply Original Report

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i'm about to warm up some hawaiian pizza and eat it

i rule

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Anonymous ID:hJewskbc Wed 04 Apr 2007 01:08:00 No.3850 Report

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I eat shit on pizza :D

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:05:00 No.10131 Report

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It's not from Hawaii. It's a urban legend started by the Canadians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:27:00 No.10139 Report

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>>7
It's still warm , delicious and sweet.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Dec 2012 07:45:00 No.10140 Report

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https://twitter.com/nagaikouji1/
◎Please follow me!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Dec 2012 00:33:00 No.10145 Report

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No thanks. I don't speak "moon-speak" or "LOLCATS".

[1190051465] Bad shit that you shouldn't consume

Anonymous ID:NBctNdL Tue 18 Sep 2007 00:51:00 No.5276 View View Reply Original Report

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BHT
Sodium Benzoate

Add more.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2007 23:34:00 No.5461 Report

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right guard power strip

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Anonymous Fri 12 Oct 2007 06:23:00 No.5462 Report

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In humans, defecation may occur (depending on the individual and the circumstances) from once every two or three days to several times a day. Hardening of the feces may cause prolonged interruption in the routine and is called constipation.

Human fecal matter varies significantly in appearance, depending on diet and health. Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.

In newborn babies, fecal matter is initially yellow/green after the meconium. This coloration comes from the presence of bile alone. In time, as the body starts expelling bilirubin from dead red blood cells, it acquires its familiar brown appearance, unless the baby is breast feeding, in which case it remains soft, pale yellowish, and not-unpleasantly scented until the baby begins to eat significant amounts of other food.

Throughout the life of an ordinary human, one may experience many types of feces. A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines (or the consumption of certain blue or green food dyes in quantity), and "clay-like" appearance to the feces is the result of a lack of bilirubin.

Bile overload is very rare, and not a health threat. Problems as simple as serious diarrhea can cause blood in one's stool, turning it black. Black stools caused by blood usually indicate a problem in the intestines (the black blood is digested), whereas red streaks of blood in stool are usually caused by bleeding in the rectum or anus.

Food may sometimes make an appearance in the feces. Common undigested foods found in human feces are seeds, nuts, corn and beans, mainly because of their high Dietary fiber content. Artifical food coloring in some processed foods such as highly colorful packaged breakfast cereals can also cause unusual feces coloring if eaten in sufficient quantities.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Oct 2007 05:29:00 No.5510 Report

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Don't mix ginseng tea with year old fiber supplement.

Seriously, you'll crap your guts out.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Oct 2007 09:35:00 No.5511 Report

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Drain-O

Don't drink that.. seriously.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:11:00 No.10135 Report

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Why hasn't anyone said MSG? That causes headaches.

[1186498679] Poptart recipe

Sol ID:0kk/q2j Tue 07 Aug 2007 19:10:00 No.4969 View View Reply Original Report

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warm Poptart + icecream = FUCKWIN.

Example: Smores poptart and mint chocolate chip icecream.

Discuss.

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Tue 07 Aug 2007 19:17:00 No.4970 Report

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no one is on this site anymore. 4chan moved noob. man, people never read the post.

http://h1.ripway.com/4chanpost/4chan.html

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Anonymous ID:0kk/q2j Tue 07 Aug 2007 19:19:00 No.4971 Report

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>>2
Lies and faggotry.

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Anonymous ID:OKzNPwVb Mon 13 Aug 2007 04:50:00 No.5020 Report

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1. Put Poptart in pants
2. Put icecream in pants
3. ????
4. Profit

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:10:00 No.10134 Report

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I eat poptarts straight out of the box. I don't even toast them. I'm not even mad.

[1172891868] How much caffeine a day?

Anonymous ID:mpCe50WP Sat 03 Mar 2007 22:22:00 No.3564 View View Reply Original Report

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I drink 4 cups of tea a day on average. Tea > Coffee

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Anonymous ID:OZznMR7E Wed 14 Mar 2007 13:25:00 No.3607 Report

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>>5
Most has low caffeine, but that's actually a good thing. Caffeine is worse than alcohol.

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Seraph ID:tyDvECBs Thu 15 Mar 2007 01:42:00 No.3610 Report

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>>1

Enough to kill a battleship sized manatee

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Anonymous ID:OZznMR7E Thu 15 Mar 2007 02:52:00 No.3611 Report

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>>7
you are a manatee >:(

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pogopumpkin ID:uwNa1yXL Thu 15 Mar 2007 07:30:00 No.3622 Report

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no. your mother is a manatee. you just like to watch.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:09:00 No.10133 Report

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There is a German coffee alternative called "Pero" which means "dog shit" in Spanish.

It's made out of 99% high gluten barley. Delicious.

[1159752738] TV Dinners

OK or Horrible for you? Mon 02 Oct 2006 05:37:00 No.2772 View View Reply Original Report

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So, I found this in /b/ in a food thread, and I decided to copypasta it here. It was in a thread about some frozen sausage product. Someone posted saying that low cost TV dinners are making the US fat. Here is what Anonymous had to say:

"I'm going to defend TV dinners here. Granted, VERY HIGH IN SODIUM.. Oh well. Lets see what I got in mah freezor.

Brand: Banquet
Cost: $1 dollar a piece.
Boneless Pork Rib Dinner: 370 cal
Meatloaf Dinner:280 cal
Salisbury Steak Dinner: 300 cal
Fried Chicken Dinner: 450

Ok, if you ate TV dinners 3 times a day, Hell, lets even talk about the worst one for you that I've got here, (Chicken) You would have 1350 calories (Less than the 2000 standard, or the 1500 suggested for weight loss) 93% of your daily fat suggestion, 126% of daily sodium (Oh well, drink a glass of water) and lower your carb intake to 36% FDA guidlines.

Please refute. (I have the damn things sitting in my lap right now, and they are chilling my penor, so I shall go)"

They also stated later that they were not pushing an all TV dinner diet, but rather trying to show that they are not as bad as people think.

Please discuss.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Oct 2006 10:50:00 No.2773 Report

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Enjoy your morbid obesity.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2006 03:20:00 No.2776 Report

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>>1
The Pot Roast variety is quite tasty as well! Regarding it's nutritional merits, I can't really say...

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2006 03:57:00 No.2777 Report

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I tried those Banquet dinners, because they were only a buck, and they taste like absolute shit. Not only that, they only give you a little portion of shit, rather than a shitload of shit, which you should get for how many calories that shit is.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Oct 2006 23:13:00 No.2782 Report

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Lean Cuisine dinners taste better than Banquet. I BS you not. Healthy Choice tastes like shit though.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Dec 2012 02:03:00 No.10130 Report

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It would be cheaper if you purchase by the pound. You can get more bean burritos per dollar per ounce than you ever would from that sheet of salt on plastic that you eat. Also it doesn't hurt to eat some cabbage or lettuce on the side.

[1355131869] Vegetarian No More

Anonymous Mon 10 Dec 2012 14:31:00 No.10114 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey /ck/, my gf is ditching her vegetarianism tonight and letting me cook her meat for dinner. Any advice on 'starter' meals? This is my only chance to convert her to Baconism

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Anonymous Sun 16 Dec 2012 05:32:00 No.10118 Report

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your dick

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Anonymous Sun 16 Dec 2012 23:11:00 No.10121 Report

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It's like a drug addiction. You need to take it slow.
You can't just force her to quit "cold-turkey".
Start with ultra-salty soy products shaped like meat.
As the days go on, gradually sprinkle more and more
shredded meat pieces into the soy-shaped foods.
Eventually there will be more meat than soy in it.

Soy hot-dogs are the worst. I wanted to start being a vegan but those soy dogs tasted so bad that I decided that vegetables aren't worthy of being shredded by my preciously vicious teeth.

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>:( Thu 20 Dec 2012 12:43:00 No.10123 Report

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Get in my fudge boat, sailor.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Dec 2012 05:01:00 No.10124 Report

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That's kinda gay,bro.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Dec 2012 05:03:00 No.10125 Report

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Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
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[1248741175] food to put in vagina

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2009 04:32:00 No.8266 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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what foods do you fantasize about putting in a girls vagina?
id like to put mashed potatoes in her vagina

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Anonymous Sat 20 Oct 2012 13:58:00 No.10083 Report

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Chocolate waffles.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Oct 2012 12:13:00 No.10084 Report

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http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

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Anonymous Thu 08 Nov 2012 02:30:00 No.10091 Report

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>>70
I wonder if a girl could chew chocolate waffles with her cunt muscles.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Nov 2012 05:19:00 No.10094 Report

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You're going to find maggots in her vagina the next time you go down there.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2012 03:33:00 No.10117 Report

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A peeled banana

[1354175536] Ramen noodles a vegetable?

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2012 12:52:00 No.10105 View View Reply Original Report

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are ramen noodles vegetables?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Nov 2012 07:06:00 No.10106 Report

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y...you're stupid.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Dec 2012 01:18:00 No.10107 Report

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Noodles are their own class

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Anonymous Tue 04 Dec 2012 04:05:00 No.10110 Report

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Noodles are the best, no doubt better than water but don't ask me why.
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[Need to execute sooner!]
What' you have to do? You gott'a believe [in your ability to be competant] !

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Anonymous Thu 06 Dec 2012 06:39:00 No.10113 Report

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Ramen Noodles Ingredients: Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains One or More of the Following: Canola, Cottonseed, Palm) Preserved by TBHQ, Salt, Soy Sauce.

When I was a kid we were really poor. My aunt was so lazy. She would sprinkle the raman flavoring on the hard ramen noodle block uncooked, throw it on a plate and enjoy!

[1177542601] Cilantro

Anonymous ID:dO7CD4s1 Thu 26 Apr 2007 05:29:00 No.4093 View View Reply Original Report

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Anyone else besides me absolutely can't stand that stuff?

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Anonymous ID:nlHLHloR Mon 21 May 2007 20:58:00 No.4283 Report

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>>11
Congratulations. You succeeded in making absolutely no sense.

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Anonymous ID:LsSpuRAJ Mon 21 May 2007 21:38:00 No.4284 Report

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>>12
Congratulations. You succeeded in making absolutely no sense.

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Anonymous ID:J86gpnuA Tue 22 May 2007 00:54:00 No.4287 Report

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>>13
Congratulations. You finally succeeded in making absolute sense.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Sep 2012 04:49:00 No.10070 Report

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I think it's because I was raised by a Mexican mother is why I enjoy eating cilantro. I have been informed by texans that their cilantro tastes like soap. That's unfortunate. That's what happens when your kitchen has more airborne chemicals than it does cleanliness.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Dec 2012 01:27:00 No.10109 Report

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Congratulations. You succeeded in making absolutely no sense.
Don't bump anymore threads. EVER.

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