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I wrote this back in 2009.

"If Steve Jobs died, video sites like YouTube would be flooded with videos of macfags crying (literally) over his death. The fact that they never knew Steve Jobs or even saw him in real life wouldn't stop the BAWWWfest that would ensue from his demise.

It is at this point that we, the denizens of /g/, will take to the net and troll where no man has trolled before. Delicious macfag tears will both quench our thirst and satiate our hunger.

That day, my friends, would be most glorious."