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!!JDM0wWHDld8 No.20407215 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This shit sucks.

I don't care that he's dead. Problem is that now I'll be invaded from every direction by idiots mourning a great "visionary, amazing human being" and other equally retarded sayings.

For fucks sake he was a millionaire that sold overpriced outdated hardware to gullible idiots.

>mfw my facebook is already full of idiots mourning the loss of a "great man"

WHY MUST THE WORLD BE RETARDED?