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!!fR3lbFhnEjG No.23700618 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /g/ents, i have a question, my dad works in a motel and well some client forgot a laptop and after the 60 day wait time no one called up, so he got to keep it. Anyway when he turned it on this screen popped up right after the boot up screen. I thought i could just format the hdd and install win7 but i couldnt access BIOS. any ideas? also what are these little microsoft usbs? (next picture) perhaps mice adapters?
thanks gents