what would the /g/ programming language look like?

pic related, my thoughts

Some dude made an operating system and his own coding language with only time, dedication, and acid. The website is designed horribly, but I'm downloading his OS at the moment.
http://www.members.tripod.com/cpu_bios/
>THE LOVE SHACK OPERATING SYSTEM
>UPDATED 10/25/11
I don't know WHAT the fuck all this shit is, so I'm just posting it. Pic semi related
>*WARNING* THOSE WHO DO NOT FULLY READ AND MASTER THIS LANGUAGE WILL ULTIMATELY FAIL BOTH LIFE AND DEATH FOR ETERNITY; THE ONLY METHOD AND RECIPE FOR ETERNAL SECURITY AND SAFETY IS WITHIN THIS TEXT FILE; THIS DOCUMENT IS WRITTEN BY A HACKER THAT HAS FOUND EXTREME EXPLOITS FOR MEDICAL HEALTH AND UNITY OF KNOWLEDGE; WHEN WE HAVE COMPLETED READING THIS WE BECOME PSYCHE MEDICS MEANING THE ONLY WAY IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE A GENIUS ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE EGO.
wat

How long will unpatched IE6 last?

Well then

Steve Jobs Death Joke Thread.
JOKES ONLY.

Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving him but it turns out that the defibrillator required flash.

This shit sucks.

I don't care that he's dead. Problem is that now I'll be invaded from every direction by idiots mourning a great "visionary, amazing human being" and other equally retarded sayings.

For fucks sake he was a millionaire that sold overpriced outdated hardware to gullible idiots.

>mfw my facebook is already full of idiots mourning the loss of a "great man"

WHY MUST THE WORLD BE RETARDED?

I wrote this back in 2009.

"If Steve Jobs died, video sites like YouTube would be flooded with videos of macfags crying (literally) over his death. The fact that they never knew Steve Jobs or even saw him in real life wouldn't stop the BAWWWfest that would ensue from his demise.

It is at this point that we, the denizens of /g/, will take to the net and troll where no man has trolled before. Delicious macfag tears will both quench our thirst and satiate our hunger.

That day, my friends, would be most glorious."

Alright /g/, let's draft an email to Apple, one word at a time. I'll start.

Dear

We may not all have liked him but it's being reported that Steve Jobs has died.

RIP

Quickly! Name 3 things that aren't Steve Jobs