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Anonymous !/mad/xdU3o
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ITT - Funniest /g/ related pics you have
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>>20331175 This is fake, my 6950's drivers still don't work.
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>>20331432 this is awesome, where to buy it?
Anonymous !HIJtgwoSXY
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Why don't you type your captchas in bulk?
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>>20286376 If you've used 4chan x for any amount of time over 5 minutes, You should have noticed that it gives QR the 0 captchas thing.
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>>20286501 I found that funny too, when I was 12
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>>20286518 Not funny, useful to annoy trolls and the sorts.
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Anonymous !GEnsOKyOwY
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What in the FUCK could the answer to this be?? I've tried everything I can think of.
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>>20274292 its "you're attending" NOT "YOUR" you fucking spic
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Actually, It's "Terminal"
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>>20276378 i think the answer is proxy but obviously it was "client."
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>>20274311 here, take mine: ™
>>20274559 terminal? terminal?! I thought terminals were points of interaction.
Anonymous !UbuntuBReY!!iizPaxgtRk3
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HOLY SHIT ITS HERE
http://gizmodo.com/5843117/scientists-reconstruct-video-clips-from-brain-activity >UC Berkeley scientists have developed a device that allows your imagination to be recreated in digital video >the produced video is blurry now but scientists expect it to become a perfect one to one mapping within 10 years Remember that girl you had a crush on in high school but was too afraid to approach? You can now rape her in your mind and have a porno of it produced
Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ
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CTRL+F "blind" What, nobody suggested mounting this to a blind guy to see what he thinks of? I would imagine most of the time nothing, but what do blind people see when we say a colour, word or something?
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>>20183178 amorphous blobs of nothing.. their thoughts probably wouldn't generate any interesting images..
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>>20183087 >This is made by roneryanon >A lolicon from /a/ with a waifu and everything This is hilarious in context.
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>>20183221 There was a blind guy who used to make paintings with full on perspective. He never saw a day in his life. Believe it or not, you have genetic memory.
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So now that my mom kicked me out and I've run out of money, I've moved into this shallow cave on someone's farm property. There's this old unused barn around 100 feet away that I'm running my power from.
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>>19832843 >they chose to give birth to you unless his sperm and her eggs were harvested, without their consent then placed in her womb
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>>19832848 intelligence and other personality traits are mostly heritable. he's right.
though many people would like to believe we're all "blank slates".
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>>19832863 >>19832863 >intelligence and other personality traits are mostly heritable I didn't believe this until I met my half brother earlier this year. The similarities between us were remarkable. It's crazy to see how much of our being is pre-programmed in our dna without us even thinking about it.
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Anonymous !YIFFSvTMcg
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Oh God help me /g/, I had to go outside to meet a friend. I'm outside. Right now. It's cold and I'm not wearing a coat. Should I go back? They might be another twenty minutes and everyone who walks past keeps looking at me. I never should have left my room. What should I do? Go back?
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>>19660889 A bit high-brow isn't it: a 19th century political joke in the medium of pub?
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>>19661400 Especially given that Pitt the Elder died in the 18th Century and Palmerston was active in the 19th.
Anonymous
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I love this thread so much
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Just posting to keep this thread alive
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Just walk up to the nearest person and ask if he has a quest for you. Oh, and check all containers for loot. Break them if you have to.
Dickface !!e8VfCXeD4jA
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Behold, /g/. Behold the depths of human stupidity and despair, brought to you courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
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>lop tap nearly choked on my drink god damn
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i have a few yahoo answers shit saved on my laptop, ill come share prob like the next time you make a thread dickface.
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i wish these were fake
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>ctrl +f "butter lube" >0 hits I am disappoint.
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>>19655090 oh fuck my dick is huge
Anonymous !KAnaCHAN.6
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Has anybody here had any experiance with the Dell U2410? Is it as good as dell claims and is it worth the money?
nand !nandZ23/.6
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>>19384012 V-synch blocks rendering until the next frame refresh so you don't end up with frame tearing.
It results in additional input lag though, unless you use triple buffering.
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nand !nandZ23/.6
3of12 !QPS/grlEDI
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>>19383722 screen size is independent to pixel count, but it is easier to find super-high pixel counts in bigger monitors. I hate it when people do that, by that logic a large 50" tv should be theater resolution.
I have four 17'' monitors in 3 different resolutions
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SVCHOST !.EXEXDguOw
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Whats the most trouble /g/ ever got into?
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Summer Solstice at stonehenge this year i had a 1/4oz of weed between my ass cheeks, drug dogs got me, stripped to underwear and searched, nothing in my bag or clothing pockets, allowed into the stones to rejoin my extremely relieved friend. Get high and laugh at events. Not long after getting motorcycle license I aquired a Kawasaki GPX250, I proceeded to tear it around country roads and eventually drew the attention of some traffic police. They chased me for a good half hour or so but they couldn't keep up with me in the numerous tight corners or go around oncoming cars (lol single lane country roads) so they eventually gave up. I was shitting brix for a while though thinking they may have had a dashboard cam that caught my plate or something but this was nearly a year ago. I have never been arrested for anything ever, those are just the times I came closest.
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>>19323104 its still illegal to have open boottles of alcohol in the car even when not drunk in my state,
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thanks for this thread, /g/ it's like i'm really on old /r9k/ again
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i got talked to by the principal for calling a girl whore. STAY THE FUCK BACK I'LL KILL YOU TOO!
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I've had 4 DUIs in the past two years. Alcoholism is a mother.
Anonymous !LAwLzaWU1A
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So what does /g/ think about schools implementing the use of "ipad's" to completely replace textbooks. Please keep in mind that these will be given to 1st - 12th grade public schools.>My mother is a teacher for an elementary school, they will be using them in 3rd to 5th grade to replace textbooks. >Each ipad cost the school of 1300 students 800 U.S. dollars. Just so you can rage, my mom was over joyed that she would get one.
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>>19270810 >samefag you would like to think I'm the only person who has the same ideas on this board
be mad.
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>schools giving kids anything but dirt cheap netbooks Fucking why? It is just asking them to be unproductive pieces of shit.
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>>19270901 because netbooks are a piece of shit
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>>19270879 >making the same illogical statements Yep, makes perfect sense.
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