Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
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!3aV0WyLT9Y

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ITT: stupid things you've said during sex.

Stupidest thing I ever said: "You have the most beautiful asshole."

I was getting a reverse cowgirl (see pic) at the time. Her asshole WAS beautiful. She didn't say anything about my comment, but she was clearly a little freaked out and didn't spend the night after we finished, or return any of my calls later. :(
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Sexy Vanessa

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