MySQL database error every time I try to post in r9k.

halp me

So, should the official error of 4chan's /b/ be "The connection has timed out. The server at img.4chan.org is taking too long to respond" or "MySQL connection error"

I think we need to sort this out officially.

Now I have always wanted to start my small imageboard, however I have no idea how to. What do I need to download to get the software and how do I necessary install it?

Opinions/comments on an image/textboard script I created?
http://xump.co.vu

Oh Yeah! : http://funnymama.com/post/216265

Ways of getting better response

Bear these tips in mind when you are placing a Classified advertisement

1. Write Down All The Specifics

List all the specific information about your product. If you are someone reading the advertisement, what would you like to know about the product or services advertised? Be sure to add information about: • Colours • Size • Age & Condition • Brand Name/ Model • Special Features

Copywriting Tips:

Use copy to show how the reader can use the product or service; however, ensure there isn't misleading information. Be factual.Avoid abbreviations. Don't confuse your readers by using abbreviations. A confused reader is a uninterested reader.

Attract readers by being new or unique. Since there are probably others offering the same product or service, find something that distinguishes yours from theirs. Readers are interested in items that are the latest or different from other available products.

2. Use White Space & Simple Layout

The average page in classified advertising is heavy with small type. This makes white space an important layout element.

3. Complete The Copy

Know your audience - what is important to readers shopping in your classified category? List the important facts about your product in complete sentences. They're easier to read than a series of phrases or words.

4. Use A Benefit Headline

Feature the main benefit of your merchandise in the advertisement. For e.g. "Healthy meals brought to your doorstep". Expand on it in your subheads and copy. Don't use generalised quality claims.

5. State The Price

Quote a price or the range of prices, even if it's high or low. If your price is high, explain why it's a good value. If it's low, make it believable using phrases like "stock clearance".

6. Have A Dominant Element

A large visual or headline helps your advertisement get noticed. Photographs and realistic drawings attract readers, but pictures of "real people" draw a greater number of readers.

7. Call For Action

Every advertisement should include a phrase such as "This Week Only" to encourage swift action.

8. Run Your Advertisement on Consecutive Days

Set up a consistent and consecutive advertisement schedule with your advertisement sales representative. This gives higher exposure to your advertisement.

I have two computers and one 4chan pass, as of today I've been unable to load ReCAPTCHA on the computer that is not using a pass.

First of all, this is only for germans! GTFO this thread id u cannot speak german.

Hallo,
http://einskanal.net i st ein deutsches Imageboard. Wir waren ehemals onechan, ein deutsch/englisches Imageboard allerdings gabs da einige Probleme mit dem ehemaligen komerz-Hoster der unbedingt ein englisches Imageboard haben wollte um mehr Besucher zu bekommen.
Ein bisschen dazu steht auch noch in den Neuigkeiten.
Also, wenn du das hier lesen und verstehen kannst: ab nach http://einskanal.net !

http://otakuchan.dh-na.com/

>almost 2014
>ISP still banned