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!!wZc60YnO/eA No.12734733 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /k/

It's that guy from the ex-PMC thread yesterday, Man, do I have a story for you guys.
>Come home after 8 months
>Taxi back to my place
>Girlfriend overjoyed to see me, almost in tears.
>We fuck, three times.
>She goes to shower, just as I'm about to follow her phone vibrates
>"Hey Jess, was wondering when *name* gets back? We dont want to throw him a surpise party, do we? x :)"
>From "Chris."
>Psychotic rage sets in, swing arm around knocking over lamp tearing a picture off the wall.
>Run through to girlfriend.
>"What the fuck is this? Guess you have been fucking People while I'm gone?"
>"No, he's a friend!"
>"Sure he is, you're not the only one who can cheat"
>Show her picture of me fucking random chick I met in Dubai

Will continue.