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Sup /k/, lets try this again

Have you ever wished that you had a first aid kit just in case someone got hurt? (and the ensuing fantasy of saving a hot chick and banging her brains out because she was so greatful)?

Well, stick around because today we are going to cover FIRST AID KITS!

In these posts, Not only will I list the contents of each kit, but also instruct on the uses of each item in said kit, so that even a mutant inbred sub-human mongoloid will be able to provide adequate first aid.

The first aid kits we will be going over are as follows, but you are more than welcome to add items or omit items to your discretion-

1. The Wallet Kit

2. The BackPack Kit

3. The Car Kit

4. The BOB Kit

5. The SHTF SUper Ultra Deluxe Home Clinic Kit