>Allah's Sncakbar
>"Your order as hot as Kuwait, guaranteed!"
>You order a large pepperoni and a few cans of soda for a special occasion
>"OK! ORDER COME SOON!"
>10 minutes later, a dilapidated white van skids across your lawn and backs through your living room wall
>Haji come busting out of the back of the van
>Dozens of soda cans strapped and wired to his chest
>Detonator in hand, he screams "ALLAH SNACKBAR"
>You're blinded by the explosion of aluminum and sugary, carbonated water
>You hear more snackbarring and durka babble
>When your eyes stop burning and you come to your senses. you notice your pizza on the table and the money in your pocket missing
>Walk over and open it, and notice a faint beeping when the box fully opens
>Before you can react, you've showered in dough, hot cheese, meat, and cardboard
>Why did I order from there?
