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I have a native American friend who's like uber-patriotic for America. It doesn't make any sense, the country that he loves is the same one that genocided the FUCK out of his people.
Alright, /k/. lets hear about your grandparents that went through a War, as I love old veterans. Gather round and lets share with each other the tales of our heroes
>Be a kidkidkidkid >Grandpa WW2 vet, first boaty thingy that hit the shores of Normandy >Somehow dodges death several times throughout his campaign >survived the first wave of Omaha Beach unscathed >goes to movie theater in US occupied territory, but forgets his dogtags and goes back to get them, movie theater was bombed and everyone inside died >me as a kid get a kidbonerkidkid from hearing these stories, with fond memories of me sitting on his lap (inb4 gay) when he showed me firearms magazines with pictures of the M14 lookin thing >"See this Anthony? this is what I used during the war! Except this part was inside the gun and you loaded it from the top, the M1 garand.... >other than that he never talked about the war much, he never brought back any souvenirs, trophies, hell he didn't even take his dogtags. he just got the fuck out as soon as he can. >he always claimed to be living on "borrowed time", that he was one lucky sunuvabitch >That feel I know when I wouldn't give two shits about some trinket, bayonet, or luger after getting through a war unscathed and want to get the first ship outta there when it's all over >going through a World War and not bringing anything back except stories to share with the grandkids rather than a few trinkets some spoiled asshole in the family would sell at some yardsale
call me a coward but i wouldn't give two shits about a luger that my spoiled grandkid would pawn off or some shit when i want to get the fuck back home >later in life he was in dementia, mother told me he would think he was in a M.A.S.H. while on his deathbed, and talk as if he was still in the War
You're all sociopaths. Your obsession with swords - implements of DEATH - is unconscionable in this day and age. All a sword is designed to do is KILL. All of you who claim they have legitimate sporting purposes are LIARS, as I'm assuming none of you actually fence competitively. And if you're hunting, you don't need a sword, because you use a spear or a stout yew bow. Swords are only used to KILL PEOPLE.
I know many of you will pull out the old saw of, "But if we outlaw swords, only brigands and knaves will have swords." This is an idiotic argument, and you need to stop. And those to those of you claim that you are guaranteed the right to own a sword because of it's a mandated right for thegns to own weapons in defense of the crown, I ask you: when was the last time the fyrd was even raised? Are you really that afraid that the Danes will attack again? You're PATHETIC and PARANOID. And it's not like you scrawny peasants even have a chance against the cavalry forces of the landed gentry, anyway.
Swords are EVIL, and you only love them because you're compensating for *something.* You all make me sick.
>Military uses armor defeating bullets >Don't use armor >Bullets do nothing
I'm gona be rich.
>Military turns on American public >Americans fight back with hunting rifles and bullets >Hollow points expand as soon as it hits skin. >Remove skin from soldiers >Win the war
Don't tell the government, I wanna sell them these ideas.
