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Haven't had one of these in a while. Mainly because the last few have been 90% trolls and 10% serious people. But let's try again:
Ask an Iranian armyfag anything and I shall answer as long as it does not violate OPSEC. I have done 3 year military duty and is currently in the reserves and the militia.
I haven't seen one of these in a while, so lets get a /k/ related dad story. Because let's face it our dads are pretty awesome. (And if your dad was a cunt to you, take solace in the fact you can be a better dad then he was.)
>Be 1998 >Dad had been Honorably Discharged from the Marines >Landed a job at the Arizona Department of Corrections >Gets home after first week of work >Exhausted >Dad decides to turn on ESPN and watch some sports news before heading to bed. >Arabic neighbors start fighting again >It's the third time this week >Dad's about to head to bed when there's frantic knocking at the door >He reluctantly answers >Arabic wife is absolutely hysterical, switching between Arabic and English when talking >Wife's general emotional response (pic related) >From what dad can piece together, the neighbor's cunt-bag son has shown up demanding money for his habit >Arabic dad has had enough of his shit, puts his foot down >Son flips his shit, this issue escalates outside >Son smashes the front windshield of his dads cab >Wife NOPES and goes for help >By the time dad gets there, the son has pulled a gun on his dad.
Does /k/ have any strange animal encounters inna woods?
I'm talking possible bigfoot, chubacabra, etc
>In High School, approx 7 years ago >Be on the school bus >See large white mass loping around on the ground >About the size of a golden retriever, but VERY low to the ground >MFW when it was a GIGANTIC ASS POSSUM and I've been hunting for it ever since
Okay punks, here it is: I am sharing my massive collection of /k/ related pdf's, mostly military manuals or books on guerrilla warfare. This is the shit all aspiring revolutionaries/wannabe-operators need to be reading and practicing. Enjoy.
The Poor Man's Armorer (includes how to make mortars, an Armsbruch anti-tank launcher, etc. Similar to Poor Man's James Bond, but not retarded) http://www.mediafire.com/?hzdw9c5tfe51zz3
i made mine for extreme ranges and long missions u can sit in bush for long time and drink ES. i also got a tacticals light and red sight and knife and knifelauntser in my gun :D so u can be in close quarters combet like in cod :Dalso added bipods and that thing u can carry this froms :D maybe i shouldwe have added some camouflage like red and green but i think ít is ok like that?