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/k/ Nope Thread

No.14558127 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Consider the following
>Be you
>Be at home alone
>Hear loud crash at 3 am
>Go to investigate
>It's not fucking nothing
>See dark figure run across room
>Disappears in thin air
>wat do?

Never really see these much in here, but when I do they're gold. Unfortunately I don't have any of my own.

I do remember reading some innawoods stories and finding weird stuff. And I also enjoy reading those weird conspiracy stories like those number stations.

So /k/'s /x/ thread
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No.14548715 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What if George Custer and his men were in Monster Trucks during the battle of the little big horn?

Do you think it could have changed the outcome?
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No.14513897 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I want bean of cut greens comrade but only have opener of glorious tinned ammunition
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!!pUSlNdwJn/6

!!pUSlNdwJn/6 No.14261537 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
WW1 THREAD!
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No.14225547 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Why haven't you sent a message for our troops inside these delicious meat sticks yet, /k/?

http://www.slimjim.com/troops.jsp
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No.14039654 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
We got a genius with us /k/. Hes streaming right now. He just shot himself accidentally with his glock. http://www.justin.tv/beefbob/b/353825202 38:00 is the incident. He shot a hole clean in his finger and is still streaming.
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No.14019187 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
is it wrong to kill yourself with a firearm?

>killself with firearm
>people think someone would not/could not kill themself if they didnt have a firearm

I plan to kill myself this friday /k/ ask me anything.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PFk4SXpb-8
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War dogs

No.13974967 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>A Marine dog handler and his Doberman war dog on the island of Saipan, 1944.
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No.13763564 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Do you think a modern infantry unit would've been able to carry the ring on their own to Mount Doom without being spotted? Who has the best chance?
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No.13678689 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Good stories old veterans have told you about their time in service and related things.

>many of years ago when I was still a teenager
>renovating the house with my father
>we'd invite our old neighbor over to help out
>he was a former Marine who saw loads of action in Korea
>spend a couple of days doing the drywall
>one day comes over without his usual knife for cutting the drywall
>"You forgot your knife today?"
>pulls out a big fucking bayonet
>"I figured if it was good enough to cut through 15 men in Korea it's good enough to cut dry wall

Another:
>friend's grandfather telling us a story
>during the Battle of the Bulge
>his grandfather gets sent to do some recon ahead of the line with some other men
>c.o thinks they're probably surrounded like the rest of the troops are reporting
>snow and cold as fuck
>taking positions in the middle of nowhere in the snowy forest, they hear some twigs break in the distance
>they take cover and wait
>a couple of Germans anxiously hurrying by, no proper winter gear and only small arms
>they think this is weird and quickly ambush and detain them
>the Germans make no effort to escape, they explain their tank broke down on the advance and they're trying to make it back
>buddy's grandfather and his men realize they can't take these guys back and if they let them go they'll probably freeze
>gives one of the Germans his coat, he says thank you and they all part ways
>2 weeks later on the advance into what was a fierce battle for a small heavily defended town buddy's grandfather and his squad find a Tiger tank that had put up some incredible resistance
>tank had taken 8 hits before the 9th penetrated and cut down the crew
>goes to the back of the tank
>German soldier he had helped lay dead from an amputated leg
>was still wearing the jacket he was given
>buddy's grandfather started crying
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