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>Ban law abiding serfs from purchasing crossbows >now only bandits and moors have crossbows >'Now the murder in theft rates will drop all through out Christendom" this is what Lutherans actually believe
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>>13670170 You are a Calif of Ornia, you say. I once went to Ornia. I think.
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>>13676935 They use the noble title "bradian crusade" good sir.
Tis a noble cause I say,for they are protecting our children from a madman with a bastard sword. He shall otherwise easily obtain a bastard sword if it were not for the bradian crusade.
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>>13683641 Why dost the bradians attempt to procure mine swords when mine hunting spears be just as deadly?
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How does one not of the western lands and not versed in the western languages manage to maintain the ye olde english vibe? I might need some magic scroll to listen to mine own language and transcribe it into a speech more fitting of this discussion.
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>>13683616 Tis but a silly place.
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Good morning /k/, this is Radio Rebenok, and it is 7:51 at the time of this writing. I've some grave news for all of you. I have to go, guys. I'm being deployed to Ingushetia with the rest of my company. It's funny, when I first was thinking about having to write this, I expected to make this big, drawn out, really depressing letter. But right now, I realize that I'm sure people on /k/ get deployed all the time and come back fine. Hell, I'm probably going to be, too. But in the event I don't, I just want to make a few general thanks: Willis Mc/k/illis, the first man I had positive interaction with, and one hell of a man at that. I love your drawings, man. Walter /k/ronite (fuck did I do that right, I remember reading it differently the other day), him and his porn threads were a meeting place for us, and we talked as men do. He was a good friend. Legatus Fancius, and although we didn't interact much, he was a good man. Oh hey, That Other Czechfag, I still owe you that SVU, I didn't forget about that. Never saw you after my first thread, but if you're there, hi. That's all, but if I forgot you, i'm sorry, in a small rush, haven't packed yet. Not going to have time to stick around and answer questions. Oh and for those who were there, our platoon is as follows: Leviafan, Gidra, and (the buzzkill) Molniya. I'll probably be forgotten, but I honestly don't care. Just so long as my double spaced formatting was never forgotten. Again, I'm jokeing. Heh, I thought I would have had more to write. But I said I wouldn't make an overly dramatic letter, so I won't provided I havent gotten there already. I can't answer any questions most likely, because I have only a few hours and I have not started to pack my shit. I had fun here, and I'll be drinking and praying for my return. Love you guys, and enjoy yourselfes.
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>>13502867 >>13502871 >>13502874 >>13502880 Operator connect me to the hospital, it seems my sides have imploded.
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>>13502880 >>13502874 >>13502871 >>13502867 Awesome.
Good luck in the shit, man. Come back in one piece and bring us some sweet stories.
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Remove the kebab safely! It tends to be hot when it spent too much time in the boiling oil!
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>>13497264 awww
stay safe, babby tonks
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>>13502871 Dmitry is a faggot helmet, my sides
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/k/lass picture thread part 3. Keep it coming assholes.
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>>13479023 rtt faggot. if you had you'd know it was papulu and you'd also know to have your photo right-side up. ftfy
!/3K/3D3.SY
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>>13479156 read this and 2 of this kind before - just wanted to tell him that he should use this one of me because it's in a better quality
thanks for rotating
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I found the old photo from a year or two back if anyone wants to see it.
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>>13479531 >so many nerf guns >so many...Is that boba fett? Danger
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>>13479531 The new one is gonna make that one look tiny.
/k/lass of 2012 picture day thread 2! Get in here faggots.
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>>13474450 >If he put on makeup right, he could probably conviningly trap you. guys dont really wear makeup though. wearing more makeup wont make him look more like a guy.
or are you saying that he could pass as a female with makeup? if so i don't think you get it, he was born a woman, he has a vagina. thats the kind of trap he is.
nothing wrong with it but thats what it is
D¤¤M A-Ω !9sU5IbkbZI
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>>13474558 this whole thread...I dont even... Pretty sure they think you are a F to M tranny lol.
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>>13473853 I thought LEO was in PA and he was actually a parole officer.
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>>13473370 You still taking in pics OP?
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All right /k/, its picture day! Get your shit on and become a part of the 2012 /k/lass.
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>>13472691 use this one
>si touch Anonymous
Ghostbutts !ycdAshbDbs
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>>13472762 I guess you posted me already here. Thanks?
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>>13472911 I bet your face is narrow as fuck.
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>>13473223 This pic made me laugh and even my boner was smiling. Fukin SAVED!!!
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sup /k/. i'm tired of aliens beating humans, so i was wondering if someone still have all those pastas where the humans kick ass, in space, and scare the puny aliens with the size of their dicks. if not it's all right, just post guns real or not that you would use to fight alien hippies.
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>>13410375 You have no idea do you?
For as powerful as you proclaim your mental faculties your perhaps the stupidest creature we humans have ever come across.
You see we have an understanding with death, you can shoot us, stab us, choke us, blow us up with plasma, whatever takes your fancy, and you know why?
We like Death, Death gets us wet.
Death energizes us beyond our capabilties, you kill my best friend? I'll put your family in the ground next to him after I skull-fuck them to hell.
Tell me scum, why is it your so scared to show your face? Why hide behind your meatsack pissant slaves? Why do you only dare cross our atmosphere at hypersonic speeds?
Because your scared. Scared of us, scared of what we can do, scared of how we'll do it.
Let me tell you a little secret.
We like a challenge.
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>>13410266 Humanity, United. thinks this should be a big enough rock.
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>>13410421 It is unusual for a great being like me to descend to your level, but it allows me to taste your fear a bit more. So I'll answer.
It is good that you like your death. Believe us, worm, we like your death too. Along these lines, we can come to some mutual understanding. We kill, you die, everyone gets what they want.
Why would a godlike species like us be scared of what you can do? The only thing you can do is dying and it's not scary, it's fun. Also, you are unworthy to exist in the same universe as us, so your extermination is a necessity. Our glory demands it.
Also, when it comes to your death, there is a particular way that amuses us even more than just incinerating you with plasma. You claim you like a challenge, primitive creature? Being impregnated and bearing our offspring might be the perfect challenge for you. Consider it a gift, worm. You sacrifice your life so that one of our glorious offspring may come to this world. It is a gift, because that way you may be of some use.
You'd be given a purpose, to be a host for one of us.
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Has anyone got caps from the awesome thread where it was some kind of nordic end of days?>Carrier groups engaging giant sea serpents >Ghostly T34 squadrons charging down ice trolls >Marines fighting and dying battling daemons in urban USA It was glorious!
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>>13410428 >Humanity, United. thinks this should be a big enough rock. Fuck. Yeah.
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Nope thread?>Be home alone doing school work >Only noise is the radio I keep on the classical station for ambient sound >Hear laughing coming from the bed room down the hall >That's funny no one's ho-DEFCON 1 >No gun nearby grab EDC knife >look out the back window to the back yard >Nothing >look out the front window to the front yard >Nothing >Sinks in that the noise came from the bedroom >Run upstairs, grab my rifle and load up >Clear the house >Absolutely nothing >Be on edge for the rest of the night I don't think I've ever scaled those steps so fast in my life.
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Part 1:>be 19, living in Upstate, New York. >Plan 6 day primitive camping in Glorious Vermont >Arrive at state park camp, no other campers >no houses or hunting lodges for 5 miles Now, I have had a fear of "woods at night all alone" for some time before this, so it was my plan to go to bed right at sundown (I'd be so tired from the camp set-up) so I'd skip out on the darkness, scary stupid shit etc etc and wake up at sunrise>Fall asleep at sundown, no dinner >Suddenly wide awake, best sleep ever >it must be like 5AM. It's 11PM. Sinking feeling. >I try hard to sleep, make time go by faster Cont...
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Part 2>Waking up and falling asleep, forced naps. >not feasible to pack up this dark outside, forced to endure the night >every nap is a nightmare revolving around the campsite >12:00AM, extremely loud prop plane noise above tent >1:00AM, loud pounding, sounds like construction work >2:00AM hear human screaming, keep telling myself its an animal >3:33AM exactly, warm breeze in tent, feel soft tap on shoulder >sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis >shake out of sleep paralysis >growling outside, gripping rifle so hard i fear it will break >calm myself into sleep >wake up and see light >I spent 1 night there. needless to say I loved the state and I Open Carried my rifle there. a few people and two State cops saw and said nothing. It was a fun trip before the camping. I still have no idea what happened that night and honestly I don't want to. I got over a lot of fears and yes, I know what animals in the area can sound like human screaming. It was definitely a human screaming.
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>>13366094 no, i shot the neighbour's cat, actually. motherfucker climbed in through the top window. the dog was fine.
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>>13361152 >sounds kind of made up nah, too fucking boring to be made up
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Alright, /k/, this is my 3rd thread tonight! The first two hit image cap, and because Kagnifin won my contest, I am now dumping Vietnam pics. Gather around, folks!
ребенок танки !T80UDHI9X.
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>>13341528 Go to sleep, comrade. It is at least midnight, if not later.
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>>13341529 Spasiba, My friend. I hope for us to meet again.
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>>13339911 >>13339905 That swastika means "to be good." It's not a Nazi swastika.
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>>13341355 Can we get a translation for this one?
ребенок танки !T80UDHI9X.
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>>13341550 shit, sorry.
Ruthlessly crush and destroy the ENEMY
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Sup /k/ommandos Can we have an Army's tricks thread please ? I don't have this kind of informations, and would like to learn more.
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In a sleeping bag shouldn't keep your clothes on. It might seem logical that you'd be warmer if you're wearing more layers but that actually false, you start sweating and because there's no air to take away the moisture from you're skin, even if it's just a little, you'll start freezing at some point. It's not necessary to get butt naked but you should at least dress to your underwear. If you want to be able to get out of you sleeping bag quik, just turn your sleeping bag casing up, or rather turn the side inwards and the clean side outwards, pull it over your boots and keep them on your feet. Than climp in your bag with your boots on, pull down your pants to your ancles and open up your shirt. If something happens just pull up your pants, climb out of the bag, remove the casing and be ready.
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>>13299876 Or you can you know, bring an actual compass, or use float needle in water, or watch moss on trees
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>>13297356 This is the best thing about camping
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>>13297970 Using duct tape on your feet?!
Are you fucking retarded?
Duct tape doesn't breathe, and doesn't stretch. Use some kind of medical tape that does. In many parts of Europe, Tensoplast is the shit.
This is how you tape feet:
http://www.nijmegenmarsjen.info/documents/plastreteknikk.pdf Anonymous
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>>13299276 > tear-his-fucking-teeth-out-with-your-throat motherfucker
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If guns could rap, who would be the coolest rapper?
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This fucking thread
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YEAH! CHECK IT! MY NAME IS GLOCK AND IM KNOWN TO BE SHITTY! BUT IF YOU COME AROUND ME I GONNA BE AS RELIABLE AND I PROMISE NOT TO EXPL-*BOOM* I guess glocks rhymes are as shitty as the gun itsself...
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>>13209514 HOLD UP A SECOND
YOU NAZI FAG
I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO LISTEN TO YOU BRAG
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT MASSIVE GRAVES
AND ME SUCKING DICK?
9MM PERRABELLUM? HAHA!
YOU CAN'T DO SHIT!
YOU THINK YOUR ARM BREACH IS SO FUCKING COOL?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ACCURACY!
YOU AIN'T GOT NONE OF THAT
YOU JEW HATING FOOL!
I'VE BEEN AN INSPIRATION
TO CAP BITCHES LIKE YOU
THE GERMANS GOT RID OF "LUGER"
AFTER WORLD WAR TWO
AND OF COURSE I'LL LAUGH
AT YOUR "NINE MILLEMETER"
THE ONLY WAY TO SHOOT THOSE SLAVS
WAS TO BE CLOSER THAN A METER
SO ONCE AGAIN
I AM THE KING
LET THAT BE A LESSON SON
CAUSE YO AIN'T NOTHING
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ALL YALL NIGGERS BETTER GET SET I'VE BEEN TO ALL THE WARZONES AND MANY PASSENGER JETS TERRORISTS AND DRUG LORDS THEY ALL LOVE MY STYLE SNORT SOME YAK OFF MY MAG AND YOU CAN SPRINT FOR A MILE AND NIGGERS TALK SHIT ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY LEAD WITH MY BUDDY, MACHETE CAN THEY TALK SHIT WITH NO HEAD? I'LL EAT YOUR DICK, BITCH AND WASH IT DOWN WITH YOUR BLOOD WHILE I'M KNOCKING OFF DEALERS YOU'RE SUCKING DICK IN THE HOOD