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!!S5IcUd7+FgV

!!S5IcUd7+FgV No.12818244 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Sup /k/, lets try this again

Have you ever wished that you had a first aid kit just in case someone got hurt? (and the ensuing fantasy of saving a hot chick and banging her brains out because she was so greatful)?

Well, stick around because today we are going to cover FIRST AID KITS!

In these posts, Not only will I list the contents of each kit, but also instruct on the uses of each item in said kit, so that even a mutant inbred sub-human mongoloid will be able to provide adequate first aid.

The first aid kits we will be going over are as follows, but you are more than welcome to add items or omit items to your discretion-

1. The Wallet Kit

2. The BackPack Kit

3. The Car Kit

4. The BOB Kit

5. The SHTF SUper Ultra Deluxe Home Clinic Kit
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testament to slavshit sks

No.12739141 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright /K/ I see my post is gone so I'll just make a new one with all the pictures.

This is the sks I bought that was found half buried in the woods. Rusted solid, trigger guard smashed, stock rotted away.

My goal was to get it in shooting condition with nothing more than a hammer, pair of pliers, and some oil, in as little as 24 hours to show how rugged the design is.
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!!wZc60YnO/eA

!!wZc60YnO/eA No.12734733 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey /k/

It's that guy from the ex-PMC thread yesterday, Man, do I have a story for you guys.
>Come home after 8 months
>Taxi back to my place
>Girlfriend overjoyed to see me, almost in tears.
>We fuck, three times.
>She goes to shower, just as I'm about to follow her phone vibrates
>"Hey Jess, was wondering when *name* gets back? We dont want to throw him a surpise party, do we? x :)"
>From "Chris."
>Psychotic rage sets in, swing arm around knocking over lamp tearing a picture off the wall.
>Run through to girlfriend.
>"What the fuck is this? Guess you have been fucking People while I'm gone?"
>"No, he's a friend!"
>"Sure he is, you're not the only one who can cheat"
>Show her picture of me fucking random chick I met in Dubai

Will continue.
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No.12698660 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Good Christian morrow my fellow men at arms!

I have come to thee with certain queries

What does thou thinketh of local churches and noblemen pushing for a papal ban on all crossbow for being unchristian?

Parchment related, tis my Venetian crafted crossbow, chambered for both bodkin and broadhead arrows.
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No.12692084 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Sup /k/, I live on the lower levels of coruscant. needless to say, its a little rough down here. Will a DH17 be enough gun to protect me?
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The Value of Carrying a Firearm

No.12688886 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Kommrades! I read an old Ivan post the other day pic related which got me thinking, what is the utility of owning and carrying a firearm? I have attempted to provide an analytical solution. Firearms have many uses, but this solution will only consider the value they have as tools for self defense.
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Fridges

No.12668370 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Post your fridge, /k/. What do you eat?
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No.12668742 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I'm a transgender(mtf) and they don't allow those in the US military: is there a way i can still be a military person even if it's not US, or hell just be TACTICOOL IRL or am I fucked. if i want to be like, a SWAT or some shit what do I need to do, and stuff?
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!!+JnKEKApb6S

Ongoing Interactive /k/ Saga

!!+JnKEKApb6S No.12667780 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
IT'S STORY TIME!

>Post ending in 30 fills in the blank.

You exhale, release your finger from the trigger, and slowly lower your pistol. After all this time, __________ is finally dead -- reduced to a cold, pockmarked corpse now lying at your feet. Pausing for a brief moment to savor a job well done, you holster your pistol and contemplate the location of the nearest payphone.
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No.12546322 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/K/i has problem. I was at the range today, and this happened.

>pic related

It wont cycle, eject, or feed properly. I was doin fine all day, and then boom, nothing. Any help appreciated.
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