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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:20:00 No.16597590 View View Reply Original Report

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Oh my sweet holy Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:20:42 No.16597595 Report

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>>16597590
YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:21:13 No.16597600 Report

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THE GOLDEN AGE HAS BEGUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:23:52 No.16597631 Report

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>>16597590

I was waiting for this. Was trying to talk my cousin that works at Boeing into engineering up some medium sized UAV cargo craft for when the ban gets lifted. There's going to be so many fucking UAVs in the sky in 25 years it's mind boggling to think about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:24:21 No.16597636 Report

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HALLELUJAH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:26:17 No.16597653 Report

Quoted By: >>16598287

>>16597590
Can't beat dem drones man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:28:22 No.16597678 Report

Quoted By: >>16597708 >>16597763 >>16597853

First comes the first pizza delivered by drone
Next comes the first person killed by malfunctioning pizza drone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:30:33 No.16597708 Report

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>>16597678
pizza delivery drones are the first screamers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:31:14 No.16597719 Report

Quoted By: >>16597944 >>16597964

Somebody shop some pizza's on this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:33:15 No.16597746 Report

Quoted By: >>16597775

what is an appropriate tip for a drone?

I don't want a Hellfire launch just because I stiffed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:33:32 No.16597752 Report

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This is just like that one issue in Nationstates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:34:42 No.16597763 Report

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>>16597678
is that any different from somebody getting killed by a pizza delivery boy in a car crash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:35:27 No.16597775 Report

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>>16597746
little wd40 and maybe some AA batteries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:35:39 No.16597779 Report

Quoted By: >>16600210

To be fair, a drone isn't hard to construct these days. The hard part is programming them and making them fly around without hitting anything.

I wonder if there'll be mondo FAA regulations and shit on drones in the future. There's already pretty strict rules just for RC planes...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:36:07 No.16597787 Report

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>>16597708
And not even Robocop will save us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:36:21 No.16597790 Report

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>>16597763
yes. because pizza delivery boys arent meant for assault kamakazee suicide terroristplanes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:37:48 No.16597811 Report

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I sense the popular porn premise of 'girl fucks pizza boy' going to an entirely new place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:38:27 No.16597823 Report

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>Get shotgun
>Shoot at flying pizza
>FREE PIZZA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:39:47 No.16597848 Report

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>>16597823

With tiny bits of lead or steel in the pizza.

Who needs teeth anyway.

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:39:50 No.16597849 Report

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>>16597823
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:39:50 No.16597851 Report

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>>16597823
joe biden pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:39:54 No.16597853 Report

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>>16597678
The first fatality from robots came in 1977. Shit's old news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:41:03 No.16597873 Report

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>>16597848
EMP might work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:41:02 No.16597875 Report

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>>16597823
watch this actually become the reason small drones don't.... TAKE OFF (yeahhhhhhhhhhhh)

>>16597848
Just pick em' out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:41:07 No.16597876 Report

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>>16597823

They would have to operate only on credit/debit card purchases over the internet, otherwise people will be bolo-ing these things for the cash they carry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:42:48 No.16597901 Report

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>>16597876
They'll already be sniping them for free pizza or at the very least free entertainment knowing you just ruined some guy's day. I mean, I wouldn't do it because I'm not an asshole but I guarantee you Coomer over there who's had one too many natty lights will go get his Pa's .22 and as soon as he unfucks it he'll be plinking away at it like no tomorrow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:42:53 No.16597903 Report

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>>16597590

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:43:16 No.16597909 Report

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>>16597876

Two ways to counter this

>Drones fly higher than conventional weapons range

>Drones fly at supersonic speeds at eye level

I see no way either of these ways could possibly go wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:43:24 No.16597913 Report

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>>16597876
Why wouldn't you bolo them for the cargo?

Free pizza! Or just packages in general.

Though honestly, I don't think they'd take off for small cargo. It seems like using a truck would be more cost-effective.

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:45:21 No.16597943 Report

Quoted By: >>16597956

>>16597848
have you never eaten a dove or quail that was shot with a shotgun? when you bite it and find a bb its like oh I found a bb and then you spit it out. It doesnt knock all your teeth out
>>16597909
>drone accidently runs into guy
>pizza gets cold at such altitudes

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:45:19 No.16597944 Report

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>>16597719
I can't vouch for quality, Anon, but how's this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:45:25 No.16597947 Report

Quoted By: >>16602901 >>16603055

Can you fucking imagine what the sky is going to look like in 20-30 after UPS, FEDEX, Amazon, and the post office get wind of this shit and drone technology advances? Its going to be a swarm. THEY WILL BLOCK OUT THE FUCKING SUN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQzuL60V9ngt=28

Oda LS !/north4PPw

Oda LS !/north4PPw Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:46:05 No.16597956 Report

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>>16597943
Yeah, because what is chipping??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:46:09 No.16597957 Report

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>>16597823
I can see it now, a bunch of nerds in RealTree camped out in a blind by the pizza place, and as soon as the drone takes off they all start shooting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:46:26 No.16597964 Report

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>>16597719

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:47:32 No.16597984 Report

Quoted By: >>16597995 >>16598022

>>16597901
Then the answer is simple
We arm the drones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:48:23 No.16597995 Report

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>>16597984
Oh yeah, that's gonna go over real well

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ

Grayghost !gkdFQbcswQ Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:48:30 No.16597996 Report

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>>16597956
how fucking hard do you bite down?

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:49:24 No.16598013 Report

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>>16597964
I think anon-san has left.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:49:37 No.16598022 Report

Quoted By: >>16600407 >>16601451

>>16597984
>pizza delivery drones begin firing hellfires to counter AAA
>such is the price of freedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:49:52 No.16598026 Report

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>>16597964
Simply amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:49:59 No.16598029 Report

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>>16597996

With the force of a thousand 2x4's smashing on a sticky bolt nugget.

Oda LS !/north4PPw

Oda LS !/north4PPw Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:50:26 No.16598032 Report

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>>16597996
Not harder than most people do.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:52:15 No.16598053 Report

Quoted By: >>16598093 >>16599164

>>16598032
Pretty sure you do, Buddy, last time I went duck shooting I bit down on a bit of shot and I didn't destroy my tooth.

Are you using singularity point birdshot?

Oda LS !/north4PPw

Oda LS !/north4PPw Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:55:18 No.16598093 Report

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>>16598053
I'm sorry, I'll be out. Not really in the mood right now.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 02:56:56 No.16598117 Report

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>>16598093
Oh, my apolgies man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:00:31 No.16598163 Report

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>>16598026
Not done there, Gimp is being a shit and won't let me do outlines for the top of the text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:01:29 No.16598172 Report

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>>16598163
make the text box bigger so the text doesnt get cropped out, alias your text too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:02:28 No.16598188 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:03:31 No.16598200 Report

Quoted By: >>16598227 >>16598277 >>16598298

This is the dumbest idea ever... people will order pizzas with burn phones and harvest the machines for parts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:04:10 No.16598213 Report

Quoted By: >>16598248 >>16598283 >>16598373 >>16600039

>FPS Russia attaches machine gun to drone
>boo must be fake no one gives a shit
>drone delivers a pizza
>Everyone pisses themselves

Autism at its finest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:04:43 No.16598227 Report

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>>16598200
I realized after posting this they will use those occurances as reason to arm their drones.

FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:06:02 No.16598248 Report

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>>16598213
you spellded "Umurikka" wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:06:04 No.16598250 Report

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>>16598188
>Delta, your pizza is inbound, eta 30 seconds.
>...splash!

King !!Ho8YFUnx18C

King !!Ho8YFUnx18C Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:07:15 No.16598265 Report

Quoted By: >>16598273 >>16598472 >>16600445 >>16600687

>>16598250
Are we supposed to tip them??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:07:43 No.16598273 Report

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>>16598265
By being a good citizen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:07:51 No.16598277 Report

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>>16598200
Its why they will be armed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:07:51 No.16598278 Report

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>>16598250
That was good. That was fucking hilarious.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:08:14 No.16598283 Report

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>>16598213
But FPSRussias was fake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:08:17 No.16598284 Report

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>>16598172
I just had to make the text justify lower to let the selection fit inside the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:08:24 No.16598287 Report

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>>16597653
no longer want to beat dem drones man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:08:58 No.16598296 Report

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So why do they have to call it a "drone"
It's more like an RC Helicopter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:09:07 No.16598298 Report

Quoted By: >>16598333

>>16598200
I think it depends really, what if dominoes had a thing like "if you see someone shoot one of our drones down we'll give you a hundred dollar reward if you report it to police" or something

OHGODTHEBEES

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OHGODTHEBEES Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:09:44 No.16598305 Report

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>>16597708

mfw I just got through rereading Second Variety.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:09:50 No.16598308 Report

Quoted By: >>16598323 >>16598328 >>16598379 >>16598492 >>16601184

>giving the drone a dragon dildo as a tip as it flies away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:10:48 No.16598320 Report

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So how long until some guy who got a concussion from a falling two liter going to own dominos?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:11:01 No.16598323 Report

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>>16598308
My sides have fallen off and melted to the core.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:11:28 No.16598328 Report

Quoted By: >>16599191

>>16598308

Oh god the possibilities

>Oh good the drone's back. jimmy can you go recharge that thi- BOOM

>HEY BOSS SOMEONE SUPERGLUED A DILDO TO THE CHOPPER AGAIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:12:08 No.16598333 Report

Quoted By: >>16598346 >>16598386

>>16598298
This is Britain only. They will NEVER do this in America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:12:57 No.16598346 Report

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>>16598333
Does it not still apply? A pellet gun or a well-aimed shoe throw down down one of the things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:14:56 No.16598370 Report

Quoted By: >>16598397

What if the drone just lowers it down to you on a crane/pully type thing from like 20 feet. If you try and pull on it it just breaks off, the drone flies away, and you get a visit from the fuzz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:15:00 No.16598373 Report

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>>16598213

Except FPS Russia's actually was fake you fucking retard. He even said it himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:15:27 No.16598379 Report

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>>16598308
That's an expensive fucking tip. That's like, a hundred bucks or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:15:59 No.16598386 Report

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>>16598333
britbongs have shotguns though

SILENCED shotguns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:17:17 No.16598397 Report

Quoted By: >>16598423 >>16598488 >>16599418

>>16598370
But then how does it ring the doorbell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:18:58 No.16598423 Report

Quoted By: >>16598483 >>16598896

>>16598397

"Get the door, it's Droninos!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:20:40 No.16598449 Report

Quoted By: >>16598512

>go to CNN for the first time in forever
>look at the top stories
>"blah blah child 'rickrolls' blah successfully

Why do people follow this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:22:47 No.16598472 Report

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>>16598265
Only if you feel camaraderie with the operateur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:23:27 No.16598483 Report

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>>16598423
Fuck.

That shouldn't be as funny as it is.

OHGODTHEBEES

OHGODTHEBEES Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:23:47 No.16598488 Report

Quoted By: >>16598542

>>16598397

In a cloud of flame and flying drone parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:24:31 No.16598492 Report

Quoted By: >>16598521

>>16598308
Even better
>spray it with blood and pidgeon feathers
>film its return to base

JDAM > bullets !bAVjknfJBo

JDAM > bullets !bAVjknfJBo Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:25:36 No.16598506 Report

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>>16597590

Hopefully /k/ has a sufficient amount of drone shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:25:55 No.16598512 Report

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>>16598449
News networks airs non news shit when a shooting doesn't happen.

Its the only thing they know how to do anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:26:14 No.16598517 Report

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I can't wait until drones going to low-income Hispanic neighborhoods start getting their propellers stolen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:26:34 No.16598521 Report

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>>16598492

Sprayit with horse semen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:26:51 No.16598524 Report

Quoted By: >>16598540

If drones can't be beat in 20 minutes or less your pizza is free.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:27:32 No.16598534 Report

Quoted By: >>16598899

>>16597823

>Get shotgun
>Shoot delivery boy
>FREE PIZZA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:27:54 No.16598540 Report

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>>16598524

If our drone crashes, your pizza is free. And also probably on fire and scattered across a 2 kilometer radius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:28:06 No.16598542 Report

Quoted By: >>16598555 >>16598630 >>16598641 >>16598692

>>16598488
You raise a valid point. Why stop here? Subway should invest in some 105mm mortars.
>That feel when ordering a delivery sammich requires an arty 9-line

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:28:17 No.16598547 Report

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>Drone uses most advanced meat and cheese on dough technology to propel tasty greasy food from 2 miles away into my facehole.

My question is will they figure out how to make it go brrrrrtttttt with hotwings? Because that would be amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:28:46 No.16598555 Report

Quoted By: >>16598584 >>16598654

>>16598542

Somehow Jimmy-Johns will still be there 20 minutes before everybody else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:29:52 No.16598578 Report

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>>16597775
My sides are now in orbit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:30:37 No.16598584 Report

Quoted By: >>16598607 >>16598613 >>16598654

>>16598555
>In other news, the sandwich delivery arms-race has resulted rather unexpectedly in the invention of FTL travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:31:36 No.16598607 Report

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>>16598584
>implying anyone in existence would complain about Quizz-Knows-When-You-Want-It

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:32:11 No.16598613 Report

Quoted By: >>16598778 >>16599501

>>16598584
>orders sub
>while giving them your credit card information, 20mm rounds blow through your window
>smoke and debrees everywhere, when all of the sudden, a robotic voice comes on
>JIMMY JOHNS, FREAKY FAST DELIVERY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:33:17 No.16598630 Report

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>>16598542
Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:33:37 No.16598635 Report

Quoted By: >>16598649

I hope this thread is archived, this is probably the funniest threat I've seen on /k/

Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.

Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh. Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:34:00 No.16598641 Report

Quoted By: >>16598665 >>16598667 >>16598690 >>16599191

>>16598542

. Subway this is Mr. Mcsisterfister
Grid 8675309e9ein dist 1337 meters
1 Big philly followed by a cookie of your choice
Target Description is my facehole, type mouth,
Danger Close
Fire for effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:34:16 No.16598649 Report

Quoted By: >>16598750

>>16598635
Thread** God dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:34:33 No.16598654 Report

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>>16598584
>>16598555
The Jimmy John's liveried B1B, with a belly full of JJDSMs (Jimmy John's Sandwich Delivery Munitions)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:35:04 No.16598665 Report

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>>16598641
>losing your jaw because cookies must be made iron hard to survive launch and impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:35:07 No.16598667 Report

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>>16598641
Heeee!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:36:58 No.16598690 Report

Quoted By: >>16598755

>>16598641
WHAT? YOU WANTED CUSTARD? WE ONLY MAKE SANDWICHES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:37:01 No.16598692 Report

Quoted By: >>16598719 >>16598727 >>16598755 >>16598782

>>16598542
>tfw working at Subway will give you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and shellshock

It's like the military only less gay rape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:38:52 No.16598719 Report

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>>16598692
>less

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:39:25 No.16598727 Report

Quoted By: >>16598753 >>16599191

>>16598692
>implying there won't be vigorous experimentation in the ammunition room of subway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:40:25 No.16598743 Report

Quoted By: >>16598754

Benito Mussolini defined Fascism as a bond between the State and Corporations.

JOHNBROWN

JOHNBROWN Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:40:48 No.16598748 Report

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and why are we afraid of these again?they come bering gifts of food

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:40:53 No.16598750 Report

Quoted By: >>16598897

>>16598649
>implying I won't threaten my employees with pizza delivering dronereplacement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:41:08 No.16598753 Report

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>>16598727
yes, shooting salami at 300mph as if it was it was a shuriken WILL IN FACT daze the enemy. our work here is done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:41:08 No.16598754 Report

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>>16598743

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:41:20 No.16598755 Report

Quoted By: >>16598863

>>16598690
>>16598692
>YESSSS! I knew this would happen
EH? SNAKES AND WITCHES? THAT SOUNDS A BIT SPOOKY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:43:04 No.16598778 Report

Quoted By: >>16598803

>>16598613
Hellfire Ham and Swiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:43:22 No.16598782 Report

Quoted By: >>16598814 >>16598844 >>16598888 >>16599191 >>16599501

>>16598692

We never asked for this war. Quizno's was the first to fire their ICBS's (Inter Continental Ballistic Sandwich). I remember that day. The day the world was coated with red hot olive oil and mayonnaise. subway followed suit soon after with hundreds of 155mm High Explosive footlongs. I've never seen so many men torn asunder by such delicious sandwich meat. Bread and sauce and limbs flying all around. It turns out Jimmy John's had initiated their counter attack before Quizno's missiles had ever been fired. I don't remember much of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:44:49 No.16598803 Report

Quoted By: >>16598841 >>16598862 >>16598997

>>16598778
>tfw going to your lunchbreak at work and seeing it being dropped in a care package.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:45:34 No.16598814 Report

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>>16598782
Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:47:01 No.16598841 Report

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>>16598803
>Catering delivered to you
Just a car sized crate full of everything required to make a "Do It Yourself" Taco bar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:47:09 No.16598844 Report

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>>16598782
Never change /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:48:40 No.16598862 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598803

>earn Pizza Perks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:48:46 No.16598863 Report

Quoted By: >>16598901

>>16598755
WHAT? NO THE MAYONNAISE MORTAR DOESN'T"T GET ME ANY BITCHES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:49:50 No.16598888 Report

Quoted By: >>16599501

>>16598782
>The Hunt for Red Robin
>Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The Burger King. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. We will pass through the McDonalds patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest restaraunt, and listen to their drive-thru intercoms... while we conduct missile drills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:50:00 No.16598889 Report

Quoted By:

the drones' emissions also smell like fast food place X so everybody in a 500 yard radius suddenly has an urge for a whopper mac.

JOHNBROWN

JOHNBROWN Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:50:16 No.16598896 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598423
oh god i cant breath

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:50:20 No.16598897 Report

Quoted By: >>16598940

>>16598750
>Goddammit, Mike, stop driving our drones into staff members.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:50:23 No.16598899 Report

Quoted By: >>16598967

>>16598534
this actually happens though, pizza delivery in bad neighborhoods is actually really dangerous because your car is basically a roving "LOOT ME!" sign

you have a working automobile full of food and money

who WOULDN'T jack that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:50:36 No.16598901 Report

Quoted By: >>16598944

>>16598863

YOUR MAN MORTAR ITCHES?? YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

Mike

Mike Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:52:30 No.16598940 Report

Quoted By: >>16598968 >>16598982

>>16598897
>No

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:52:53 No.16598944 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598901
HE SHOULD FEED A HELICOPTER?
ARE YOU OKAY MAN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:54:01 No.16598967 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598899

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:54:05 No.16598968 Report

Quoted By: >>16598981

>>16598940
It's okay, Mike. Just let it all out, tell me what's worng.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:54:44 No.16598981 Report

Quoted By: >>16599298

>>16598968
(cont)
DId Michelle throw mustard at you again, Mike?
You can tell me, Mike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:54:49 No.16598982 Report

Quoted By: >>16599298

>>16598940
Mike, have a snickers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:55:34 No.16598997 Report

Quoted By: >>16599024

>>16598803
fuck that. I don't want call of delivery, I want call of digiorno

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:57:16 No.16599024 Report

Quoted By: >>16599038 >>16599062 >>16599160 >>16600434

>>16598997
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of DiGiorno

Such is life in the p'zone.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:58:25 No.16599038 Report

Quoted By: >>16599062

>>16599024
>Goddamn Salami suckers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 03:59:41 No.16599062 Report

Quoted By: >>16599226

>>16599024
>>16599038

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:02:59 No.16599122 Report

Quoted By:

Oh. Oh, goddammit. /k/, I fuckin' love you, man. I'm laughing so hard I can barely see the keyboard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:04:53 No.16599160 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599024
>Such is life in the p'zone.
Oh god I fucking can't. /k/ why do you do this to me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:05:05 No.16599164 Report

Quoted By: >>16599295 >>16599349

>>16598053
http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds

OHGODTHEBEES

OHGODTHEBEES Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:06:11 No.16599191 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598782
>>16598727
>>16598641
>>16598328

Hooooly shit... my sides cannot repel humor of this magnitude.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:07:47 No.16599226 Report

Quoted By: >>16599275

>>16599062

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:10:18 No.16599275 Report

Quoted By: >>16599378

>>16599226
DELIVERY SOON, HUNGRY STALKER
>Oh yeah, when?
NOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:11:39 No.16599295 Report

Quoted By: >>16599365 >>16599378 >>16599501

>>16599164
>be 2015
>be working in fire department
>get call from old lady
>be talking on her 10th century flip phone, cant understand shit with her mumbling. faggot probably used ear pro.
>something about her tree. whatever, we'll go check it out
>dominoes pizza stuck in front lawn
>tactically call in tactical retrieval extra assault drone, aka T.R.E.A.D.
>use tread to get muh pizza out of tree
>pizza box obviously contains radiation from recent nuclear assault tower blowing up
>screaming like a bitch when we try to get it out of tree
>"d.d.d..dont TREAD on me!"
>such is the life of a tactical ash preventor.
how was your day, /k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:11:47 No.16599298 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598981
>>16598982
fuck this is amusing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:14:13 No.16599342 Report

Quoted By:

Someone archive NAOW. Lmfao this shit is hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:14:29 No.16599349 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599164
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HOW IS THIS NOT THE NEW COP KILLER BOOLITS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:14:38 No.16599352 Report

Quoted By: >>16599440 >>16599501

>SUBWAY THIS IS ANON ACTUAL HOW COPY?
>SUBWAY ACTUAL GOAHEAD
>REQUESTING FIRE FOR EFFECT THREE WP (White bread Pastrami) ON TARGET GRID 542479
>FIRING
>20 seconds later
>sandwiches airburst at just the right level throwing meat everywhere
Ive seen some shit, that was just my first tour in Call of Delivery: Modern lunch.

I still hear those men scream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:15:01 No.16599364 Report

Quoted By: >>16599397 >>16599404 >>16599501

>having a party
>need a lot of pizzas because party
>call Snake Eyes (the codename for my local Dominos)
>tell them that I need pizza catering for a large party
>"Airdrop request recieved and confirmed on your position, stand by for tactical pizza insertion by LAPES, ETA 10 minutes, Snake Eye out"

>9 minutes later
>hear an aircraft in the sky
>it's the FUCKING DOMINOS C-130 FUCK YEAH
>C-130 descends for the drop with door wide open
>armored container rolls out
>the container tears through 3 of the neighbor's houses and turns my next-door neighbor's cat into hamburger before finally stopping in my backyard
>the container slowly opens to reveal the sizzling golden treasures within
>C-130 comes back for a buzz pass as I wave at the pilots
>enjoy pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:15:06 No.16599365 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599295
THANKS_OBAMA.MOV

>retain dairyi
Retain the dairy, aye, captcha.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:15:48 No.16599378 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599275
>Oh no Salami Sucker, oh noo

>>16599295
Delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:17:09 No.16599397 Report

Quoted By: >>16600597

>>16599364
>C-130 air dropping containers full of pizza
What a glorious sight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:17:32 No.16599404 Report

Quoted By: >>16599423

>>16599364

>the container tears through 3 of the neighbor's houses and turns my next-door neighbor's cat into hamburger before finally stopping in my backyard

I cant breath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:17:45 No.16599409 Report

Quoted By:

somebody send this thread to dominos. they need to see why this would be a good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:18:27 No.16599418 Report

Quoted By: >>16599481 >>16599755

>>16598397
>Drone sways to and fro
>Suspended pizza cargo begins to rock
>Drone uses pizza as wrecking ball to knock on door

From inside the house:

>WHUMP
>THUMP
>BUMP

>Pizza's here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:18:32 No.16599420 Report

Quoted By: >>16599441 >>16599501

>Aside from the fact that im still alive none of this surprises me
>Technology got stronger, we got lazier
>We built drones, robots, whole unmanned pizza shops
>And no one ever asked "What happens when /b/ hacks into one?"
>When the things we built to keep us full are turned against us
>Thats when they figured it out
>They will always need men like us
>Those who are willing to do what others will not

Call of Duty: Pizza Ops

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:18:45 No.16599423 Report

Quoted By: >>16600638

>>16599404
use your tactical mask

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:20:06 No.16599440 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599352
>SUBWAY, SUBWAY, THIS IS ANON. REPEAT FIRE MISSION HOW COPY?
>ON THE WAY. ETA 20 SECONDS.
>SPLASH.

How I long to be a culinary artillerist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:20:08 No.16599441 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599420
FUND IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:20:09 No.16599444 Report

Quoted By:

Cant eat them drones man!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:20:09 No.16599446 Report

Quoted By:

>This fucking thread
/k/ is truly the greatest board on all of 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:22:07 No.16599481 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599418

>WHUMP
>THUMP
>BUMP

>Pizza's here

oh god I cant stop laughing at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:22:41 No.16599486 Report

Quoted By:

I'm quite literally in tears right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:24:00 No.16599501 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599420
>>16599364
>>16599352
>>16599295
>>16598888
>>16598782
>>16598613
>>16598250
>>16597964
>>16597944
>>16597590

fffuuuuuuckkkk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:24:03 No.16599502 Report

Quoted By: >>16599557 >>16599636

>be hiking in woods
>thirsty
>DR PEPPER THIS IS SNAKEMAN WE HAVE CHARLIE IN THE TREELINE BRING THE RAIN
>wait 2 mintues
>F4 flys over drops a fine mist of dr pepper over my area of operations (just like napalm)
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4R8GDlV8rc
>"FUCK THE NOM"
>"COME DRINK SOME"
>take a breadstick to head and black out
>wake up in hospital ship missing my legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:27:54 No.16599557 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599502

>Be inna Bastonge
>Hiding in a foxhole outside of Foy.
>All of a sudden fucking artillery
>A god damn strudel lands in my hole.
>I thank whatever gods are out there its a dud.
>Get as low in my hole as I can and sear my hamburger to perfection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:28:04 No.16599566 Report

Quoted By: >>16599622 >>16600599

Oh fuck
4chan's pizza raids will change forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:29:31 No.16599588 Report

Quoted By: >>16599616

Dominos needs a new slogan now

>Delivery in 15 minutes guaranteed - can't stop them drones!

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:29:46 No.16599592 Report

Quoted By: >>16599864

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/use-united-states-military-assets-and-funding-develop-mechanisms-deliver-fast-food-us-citizens/ZLT1qFll

Go, go go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:30:31 No.16599610 Report

Quoted By:

FYI, while I think drones are neat and all it will be a cold motherfucking day in hell before I allow unmanned aircraft outside an ALTRV in my airspace. Sorry /k/.

Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d

Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:30:47 No.16599615 Report

Quoted By:

>place order for Chinese food
>pass out on the couch because I'm tired as fuck
>be awakened by a J10 doing a low flyby over the house
>freak the fuck out and grab 97w
>PLA SOF team breaches through the window behind me
>Team tacticaly enters the kitchen and places the food on the table
>pay them
>get discount for having a Chinese shotgun

Everything went better than expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:30:45 No.16599616 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599588
15 minutes or less.
if you complain, we bomb you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:30:47 No.16599617 Report

Quoted By:

this fucking thread

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:31:02 No.16599622 Report

Quoted By: >>16599687

>>16599566
>Piers morgan does some dumb shit
>/k/ decides to give him some food
>You're not you hen you're hungry
>Sitting in MorganHolm
>Suddenly
>WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP
>PH-47, Callsign Deepdish extends ramp to door
>Pizza comes out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:31:37 No.16599636 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599502
>>wake up in hospital ship missing my legs

lawwwllll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:33:01 No.16599661 Report

Quoted By:

>order large amount of pizza's from pizza hut for a small beach party
MFW
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:33:26 No.16599667 Report

Quoted By: >>16599688 >>16599702 >>16599725 >>16599752 >>16599793 >>16599975

GUISE
GUISE
I KNOW WHERE TO BUY A MI-24
SHOULD I START A PIZZA PARLOR
>Man orders pizza
>Do you want standard, or express?
>EXPRESS
>10 minutes later
>WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP
>MI-24 lands on lawn
>back opens up
>Man with ushanka jumps out
>AAAAAH MOTHERLAND
>Leaves pizza and free leninade
>Fly away blasting soviet anthem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:34:32 No.16599687 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599622
>/k/ manages to capture a pizza hut drone and reverse engineer it
>it now fires dragon dildos
This is what we shall be sending to Mr. Morgan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:34:40 No.16599688 Report

Quoted By: >>16599714 >>16599798

>>16599667
>pizza
>not turnips, tourists delight and chicken kiev
Why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:35:36 No.16599702 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599667

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:36:09 No.16599714 Report

Quoted By: >>16599721

>>16599688
Did I say I wouldn't deliver that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:36:40 No.16599721 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599714
Also the rocket pods need to be filled with lenninade rather than rockets for easy delivery thru windows

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:36:44 No.16599725 Report

Quoted By: >>16599747

>>16599667
If I was rich, I would totally do this for shits and giggles

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:38:27 No.16599747 Report

Quoted By: >>16599768

>>16599725
You don't have to be rich to make it happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4R8GDlV8rc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:38:31 No.16599752 Report

Quoted By: >>16600117

>>16599667
MIKHAIL'S PIZZA

FUND IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:38:38 No.16599755 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599418

>WHUMP
>THUMP
>BUMP

>Pizza's here

lel

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:39:35 No.16599768 Report

Quoted By: >>16599786

>>16599747
Wrong.
Link.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/use-united-states-military-assets-and-funding-develop-mechanisms-deliver-fast-food-us-citizens/ZLT1qFll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:40:52 No.16599786 Report

Quoted By: >>16599816

>>16599768
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:41:24 No.16599793 Report

Quoted By: >>16599827 >>16599878 >>16599880 >>16599881 >>16599938

>>16599667

>Man orders pizza
>Do you want standard, or express?
>EXPRESS
>10 minutes later
>rrrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH *CRASH*
>T-34 crashes though the front of his house
>Mig 17's doing flybys over the house
>Tank hatch pops open to reveal a plaster Russian with a tilted commissar's hat
>HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK???
>uhhhh. y-yes.
>WHAT I CANNOT BE HEARING YOU OVER ROAR OF GLORIOUS TANK ENGINE
>Yes I ordered it.
>GIVE 15 DOLLARS OF SHITTY GREEN PAPER, OR SHISHKEBAB YOU WITH BAYONETE.
>The drunk Russian receives his payment and hops back in the tank to start the whole thing over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:41:54 No.16599798 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599688
That's the Stalin Special, bub. Them russkies at Red Dawn Pizzeria @ Subs will put *anything* on a pie.

"AAAHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!"

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:43:00 No.16599816 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599786
I have set events in motion that shall change the face of the earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:43:37 No.16599827 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599793

>HELLO YOU ARE ORDERING AMERICAN GREASE DISK

Oh god hold me /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:45:43 No.16599864 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599592
You glorious bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:45:49 No.16599867 Report

Quoted By:

I prefer Miku Delivery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:45:57 No.16599869 Report

Quoted By:

>Pizza mounted to Tomahawk cruise missile
>LAUNCH THE PIZZA!
>EXPRESS DELIVERY INBOUND!

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:46:12 No.16599878 Report

Quoted By: >>16600037 >>16601660

>>16599793
>http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-34-35
>http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-72-42
>http://www.aviationclassifieds.com/advertise-45256-5-0-MI+24
>http://www.planecheck.com/index.asp?ent=da&id=20886&cor=y
>http://sovietarmor.com/catalog/armored/mi_24.html

HOLD ME /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:46:17 No.16599880 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599793

>HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK???
>>uhhhh. y-yes.
>>WHAT I CANNOT BE HEARING YOU OVER ROAR OF GLORIOUS TANK ENGINE

fuck I'm crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:46:24 No.16599881 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599793
>HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK???

fucking tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:47:22 No.16599904 Report

Quoted By: >>16599933 >>16599957

/k/ - We put the "k" in /ck/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:48:10 No.16599923 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

fuck i love /k/

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:48:50 No.16599933 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599904
Holy shit yes.

MilSurpDude !!jrhD92Vxt+n

MilSurpDude !!jrhD92Vxt+n Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:49:07 No.16599938 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599793
>HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK??
My sides have had their T crossed and been broadsided. This thread is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:49:08 No.16599939 Report

Quoted By: >>16599976 >>16599986

I really hope someone archives this thread

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:50:12 No.16599957 Report

Quoted By: >>16600667

>>16599904
I fondly remember the 2000 post thread when we made sure that /ck/ knew what the /k/ was there for

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:51:22 No.16599975 Report

Quoted By: >>16600055 >>16600068

>>16599667
>Location set up in Hawaii
>Man orders pizzas for pizza party
>5 minutes later
>Loud buzzing coming from over the horizon
>Ekranoplan speeds towards the shore
>landfall
>120 loud screaming Russians file out
>DID YOU OF ORDER TWELVE LARGE CAPITALIST PIG SPECIALS WITH EXTRA BACON
>yes
>THAT WILL BE 192 FILTHY CAPITALIST CURRENCY STRIPS
>H-here you go
>Russians file back in
>half of the female population of the party was already raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:51:23 No.16599976 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599939
They fucking better, my sides can no longer be contained within 3 dimensions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:51:54 No.16599986 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599939
Auto archived morherfucker.
Archive.henneisen.com
>or something like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:52:07 No.16599989 Report

Quoted By:

Oh God this thread. Pls /k/ my sides are receiving irreparable damage. They will never be the same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:55:06 No.16600037 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599878

Oh god we could start it off in Detroit too.

MFW rolling up to Treshawniqua's house in a fucking T-35-85

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:55:16 No.16600039 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598213
Holy shit you're retarded.

1. The FPS Russia video was a Call of Booty: Black Cocks 2 promo
2. It was clearly CGI
3. In case of retarded viewers, he even said it was fake in the video

Retardation at its finest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:55:57 No.16600055 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599975
>>half of the female population of the party was already raped

Oh God Damn It.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:56:54 No.16600068 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599975
>>half of the female population of the party was already raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 04:59:40 No.16600104 Report

Quoted By: >>16600124 >>16600129

>>16597944
>>16597964

Anon that requested here,

Had to leave and go eat. These are both good, we just need to edit out either Predator or Missile.

Which sounds better

Predator Pizza

Pizza Missile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:00:10 No.16600112 Report

Quoted By: >>16600424

This thread is why I come to /k/.
I love you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:00:40 No.16600117 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599752
762/10 would order pizza from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:00:54 No.16600124 Report

Quoted By: >>16600137

>>16598284
>>16600104

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:01:10 No.16600129 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600104
Strongly nominate Pizza Missile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:01:27 No.16600137 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600124

oh shit, that's fucking amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:02:22 No.16600151 Report

Quoted By: >>16600236

Soon we'll be seeing threads like

>Sup /k/! I was thinking of joining the Air Force as a sensor operator. It would qualify me to be a pizza delivery guy in the civilian sector and I could make bank as a contractor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:02:26 No.16600153 Report

Quoted By: >>16600196

>>16597590
Can't eat them drones, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:05:18 No.16600196 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600153

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:06:00 No.16600210 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597779

Guess what "drones" fall under? (assuming you're not the govt.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:07:41 No.16600236 Report

Quoted By: >>16600332

>>16600151
>Have a long fulfilling career as drone operator
>section out
>make mad bank as franchisee KFC PMC in 3rd world countries.
>Dinner...has changed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:07:52 No.16600240 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597823
>order pizza
>drone comes to deliver it
>fire my shotgun in the air to deter anyone from stealing my pizza just like joe biden taught me
>"accidentally" hit the drone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:08:48 No.16600254 Report

Quoted By:

mfw just go a job at Dominoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:11:56 No.16600300 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598188

With modern military UAVs being able to fly for 20 minutes or more... this actually isn't a bad idea...I do wonder at the long term effects of the increased lithium usage and whether it really does cost less to buy and maintain that many batteries and electricity vs. gas. All the same, I will now be a drone pilot and earn my wings... from domino's! They will be red... and blue.... outlined in white

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:12:39 No.16600314 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597708
that fucking movie, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:13:38 No.16600332 Report

Quoted By: >>16600371 >>16600373 >>16600465 >>16600791

>>16600236
>THE SONS OF THE PIZZA SYSTEM IS MINE, BROTHER.
>LIQUID!
>ALL FAST FOOD FRANCHISES ARE NOW UNDER MY CONTROL.
>Your Subway sandwich is ID locked for you only.
>Metal Gear Sandwich 4: Buns of the Patriots

Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d

Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:15:15 No.16600371 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600332
>Metal Gear Sandwich 4: Buns of the Patriots

And that's when my sides exploded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:15:20 No.16600373 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600332
>Metal Gear Sandwich 4: Buns of the Patriots
I laughed harder at that than I should have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:17:22 No.16600407 Report

Quoted By: >>16600941

>>16598022
I'm amazingly ok with this version of the future. Can someone please start making tv shows about the future with this going on in the background.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:18:18 No.16600424 Report

Quoted By: >>16600446 >>16600453

>>16600112

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:18:22 No.16600425 Report

Quoted By:

This whole thread reminds of the first chapter of Snowcrash...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:18:38 No.16600434 Report

Quoted By: >>16600479

>>16599024

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:19:32 No.16600445 Report

Quoted By: >>16600467

>>16598265
We pay in lead.

Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh.

Mr. McSisterfister !xWBRfzDhh. Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:19:34 No.16600446 Report

Quoted By: >>16600478 >>16600608

>>16600424

Replace it with a Footlong and give the soldiers fast food paper hats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:19:56 No.16600453 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600424
>Fire for effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:20:46 No.16600465 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600332
Bravo. I was hoping someone would pick that up and run with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:20:55 No.16600467 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600445
at current market prices that would be about 10 rounds + tip

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:21:24 No.16600478 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600446
I'll see what I can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:21:27 No.16600479 Report

Quoted By: >>16601020

>>16600434
YEESSSSSS YEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:22:08 No.16600494 Report

Quoted By:

>ammo came in today
>checked the porch JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME as the ups guy drops it off
>now reading this thread
Today is my lucky day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:28:52 No.16600596 Report

Quoted By: >>16600671

oh god, this is the funniest shit Ive seen in a while. Here's a screen grab of the greesedisk story if anyone wants it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:28:55 No.16600597 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599397
This is a vision of America that brings tears to my eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:28:59 No.16600599 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599566

>/b/ calls all the pizza shops within 20 minutes of the targets house
>requests all pizzas be there at 7:11pm exactly
>the sky rains pizzas and drone parts over the targets head
>it has begun, the cylons are here!

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:29:31 No.16600608 Report

Quoted By: >>16600640 >>16600691

>>16600446
Don't know quite what you mean by fast food paper hats, but how's this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:30:39 No.16600626 Report

Quoted By: >>16600654 >>16601535 >>16601642

Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

>Demolition Man continues to predict the future accurately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:31:18 No.16600638 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599423
OF COURSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:31:19 No.16600640 Report

Quoted By: >>16600794

>>16600608

My dick says yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:32:02 No.16600654 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600626
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:32:45 No.16600667 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599957

I require a link, glorious comrade!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:32:51 No.16600671 Report

Quoted By: >>16600693

>>16600596
Better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:33:46 No.16600687 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598265

No, you are forced to tip them.

If you don't tip, you get shot by the armed, pizza delivery drone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:34:00 No.16600691 Report

Quoted By: >>16600794

>>16600608

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:34:07 No.16600693 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600671
Better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:37:24 No.16600744 Report

Quoted By:

Someone cap this thread, it must be archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:38:09 No.16600759 Report

Quoted By: >>16600874 >>16600970

Does anyone else see this as just being blatant propaganda to glorify drones?

>American citizens don't like them.
>Let's just make a pizza drone. Americans like pizza. They'll love the idea of the pizza drone.
>"See, not all drones are bad, you have nothing to worry about. Drones are good, go back to eating your pizza, citizen. The government would never use them against you."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:40:14 No.16600791 Report

Quoted By: >>16600821 >>16600838 >>16600974

>>16600332
huehuehue

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:40:27 No.16600794 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600691
>>16600640
Thanks, Nigs.

Any ideas for more shit?

I'm starting to write a story.

What do you all think?

Jimmy moved around, rustling the bushes and looked up and listened for the contant drumming that preluded the fall of the artillery strike. He waited and waited and finally just before he had almost given up he heard it; a faint thumping in the distance followed by a harsh whine and then a thud. He lept to his feet and climb out of his foxhole and charged towards the fence line, other shadowy forms following him and gathering speed. He heard a sharp whisper from beside him, "Jimmy, the strike is nearly over, they said 15 seconds"
"I know, Michelle, get the cutters, we have to get in there before McSecurity arrives"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:41:52 No.16600821 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600791

FUCK YES

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:42:47 No.16600838 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600791
Yes, holy motherfucking shit, yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:44:49 No.16600870 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:44:58 No.16600874 Report

Quoted By: >>16601118

>>16600759
sure are paranoid there pal

/k/im jong lulz !!gU7ve98enhE

/k/im jong lulz !!gU7ve98enhE Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:45:07 No.16600877 Report

Quoted By: >>16600930 >>16600940 >>16600946 >>16600968 >>16601138

>"Dude order some pizza...i'm hungry."
>"Yeah yeah."
>Pick up the phone and call 1-800-RUSI-PZZA
>Rings for a few seconds
>Extremely loudly Russian patriotic music in the backyard
>"HELLO MY NAME SERGEI, YOU WANT PIZAH?"
>"Uh yeah dude...get me an extra large pepperoni."
>"BY COMRADE KALASHNIKOV'S BALLS EXTRA LARGE PIZAH FOR ONE AMERICA? IS THAT APPETIZER OR DESSERT?"
>Angry mumbling in Russian
>"OK WE DELIVER SOON!"
>Hangs up phone
>5 minutes later hear a loud rumbling
>2 BTR 90s with Russians on top with a Soviet flag come rolling down the street
>They start firing wildly in the air
>BTR 90s open fire on homosex suburbia pirus
>All the while Polyushka Polye plays loudly
>One man dismounts the BTR
>Runs up with the explosive stick
>Flings it into the window
>Side of the house is blown apart
>You and your friend and beaten with AK butts
>Tied up and blind folded as your brought out into your yard and force to kneel
>Blindfolds are taken off
>Russian officer stands there
>"YOU CALL ABOUT PIZAH YES?"
>"Yeah yeah oh god please take whatever you want."
>"No no my friend....you will get pizah..."
>Russian officer walks up to you and pulls out his Makarov
>Your heart is racing
>He jams the pistol into your mouth
>You start to cry and let out muffled sobs as the barrel is forced into your mouth
>You see your life flash before your eyes
>Russian's finger squeezes the trigger
>Suddenly a loud pop is heard
>The taste of a pepperoni pizza oozes into your mouth
>He pulls the pistol out of your mouth and starts to shout orders in Russian
>Soon everything Russian drives away to the faint sound of Farewell of Slavianka
>Half your neighborhood is destroy
>Burning wrecks of Piruses everywhere
>Half your house is gone
>But god damn that was a delicious pizza.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:49:09 No.16600930 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600877

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:49:42 No.16600940 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600877
Hold me anon, I think I'm dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:49:47 No.16600941 Report

Quoted By: >>16600953

>>16600407
>>16600407

It's called idiocracy

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:50:09 No.16600946 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600877
>So John what did you do last week? You look beat up
>I order pizza from Comrade Zaikev.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:50:25 No.16600952 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597590
it's a lie, don't open the door!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:50:25 No.16600953 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600941
>Your child will be placed into the custody of Carls Junior

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:51:33 No.16600968 Report

Quoted By: >>16600984

>>16600877
This'll be the future!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:51:35 No.16600970 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600759
Mechanophobia at it's finest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:51:51 No.16600974 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600791
>You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore delivery boy on the planet. You're... the shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:52:19 No.16600984 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600968
FUTURE IS BEING NOW

paris !JGpbUljp5U

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paris !JGpbUljp5U Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:54:33 No.16601020 Report

Quoted By: >>16601061 >>16601066 >>16601121

>>16600479

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:56:18 No.16601048 Report

Quoted By: >>16601139

>this thread

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:57:13 No.16601061 Report

Quoted By: >>16601085

>>16601020
Awesome, I feel bad now.

All these draw fags and I'm just putting pictures together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:57:29 No.16601066 Report

Quoted By: >>16601176

>>16601020
You're the coolest kid in school, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 05:58:41 No.16601085 Report

Quoted By: >>16601139

>>16601061
How do you think *I* feel? I just came up with the ideas, you magnificent fucks gave 'em life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:01:03 No.16601118 Report

Quoted By: >>16601299

>>16600874

But it's true.

They are getting people more accustomed to drones in their every day life.

Pretty soon you won't mind the armed MQ-1 Predator flying above your home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:01:08 No.16601121 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601020
>How?
>Give it a tip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:01:41 No.16601129 Report

Quoted By:

thats mah shit nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:02:09 No.16601138 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600877
Holy shit, my sides have literally stopped existing, pls helb, I'm literally bursting into treats

> Captcha treatms 2.00
the prophecy must be fulfilled, Treatm's shall become the greatest food there ever was, and they must sell for $2.00, we can figure out what they are later

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:02:10 No.16601139 Report

Quoted By: >>16601257

>>16601048
Enjoy

>>16601085
This makes sense, Anon.

You are the meatballs behind the operation.

paris !JGpbUljp5U

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paris !JGpbUljp5U Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:05:17 No.16601176 Report

Quoted By: >>16601257

>>16601066

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:06:20 No.16601184 Report

Quoted By: >>16601232

>>16598308

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:09:13 No.16601223 Report

Quoted By: >>16601329

GET YOUR PIZZA, MOTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:09:52 No.16601232 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601184
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmhQQAeRFoc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:11:26 No.16601257 Report

Quoted By: >>16601329

>>16601176
>>16601139
Seriously, you guys are great. Have a girl with an ak for your troubles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:12:18 No.16601274 Report

Quoted By: >>16601341

>tfw you were too late to explore the earth in the age of sail
>tfw when you were too early to explore space in the human diaspora
>tfw when you were born at the right time to appreciate robot-delivered fast food items
God Bless America!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:13:39 No.16601299 Report

Quoted By: >>16601544

>>16601118
like pizza drones are going to change that at all? get real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:15:14 No.16601323 Report

Quoted By: >>16601352 >>16601417 >>16601498

>watching NHL playoffs
>feel like some delicious Canadian poutine
>dial 1-800-oh-canada
>place order for large poutine, a beavertail, and a bag of milk
>"be there in aboot 15 minutes eh"
>watching the hockey, look out the window, suddenly snowing
>hear the sounds of ski-dos in the treeline, spot the odd flash of CADPAT in the shadows
>realize the goddamned Canadians have a weather machine
>suddenly deafened by the roar of chainsaws, they're cutting through the wall behind my TV
>Canadian Assault Pioneers with beards breach the living room, deliver poutine and poutine accessories. politely requests $20 in Canadian Tire money.
>just as fast as they came they were gone, leaving only and gaping hole in the wall and melting snow as signs of their presence
>look under container of poutine, ounce of BC bud taped to it
>sometimes now when I hear the Hockey Night in Canada theme song I still get chills

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:15:49 No.16601329 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601223
Take a look at this.

>>16601257
I like asian girls and I like guns.

Except she looks like, 12.

>Unless that's your thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:16:28 No.16601341 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601274
>>tfw you were too late to explore the earth in the age of sail
>>tfw when you were too early to explore space in the human diaspora

Don't remind me

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:16:54 No.16601352 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601323
>That story
>That picture

My sides, holy fucking shit I'm crying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:17:00 No.16601355 Report

Quoted By:

>Yes, I'd like to order a pizza please?
>Give us 5 minutes to move into position
>Move into position? what do you mean?
> hear a dial tone
>5 minutes later
>door blows off hinges
>flashbang thrown in
>OH SHIIIII
>you wake up ziptied
>you can smell pizza

Operator's Pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:20:57 No.16601417 Report

Quoted By: >>16601498

>>16601323
>Be next morning
>Find sign in yard next to hastily repaired wall
>"Sorry!" signed, CAP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:23:25 No.16601451 Report

Quoted By:

>>16598022
My sides have left our planets orbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:26:52 No.16601498 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601323
>>16601417
oh god my sides are gone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:28:11 No.16601525 Report

Quoted By:

I fucking love you, /k/. So fucking much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:28:38 No.16601535 Report

Quoted By: >>16601587 >>16601642

>>16600626
Welp, see you in the sewers with the rat burgers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:29:11 No.16601544 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601299

... be gone sock puppet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:30:20 No.16601560 Report

Quoted By: >>16601572

>>16597590
No wonder /k/ sucks tonight, all the good guys are in this glorious thread!

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:31:24 No.16601572 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601560
Come, Anon, grab a sub and join us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:32:27 No.16601587 Report

Quoted By: >>16601642

>>16601535
This is a rat burger?
>Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:36:24 No.16601642 Report

Quoted By:

>>16600626
>>16601535
>>16601587
Where did they get the beer, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:37:33 No.16601660 Report

Quoted By: >>16601677 >>16602349

>>16599878
>T-34 tank
>$40000

give me an excuse not to do this.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:38:48 No.16601677 Report

Quoted By: >>16601761

>>16601660
>Your future

Do you have any ideas for any picture I can fuck around with? The thread's dying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:44:02 No.16601747 Report

Quoted By: >>16601777 >>16602804

WE ARE OF DELIVERINGS MEAT WHEEL TO FAT CAPITALISTS!
URRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:44:32 No.16601761 Report

Quoted By: >>16601847

>>16601677
It's been glorious, even if it expires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:45:32 No.16601777 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601747
>AAAAAAHH MOTHERLAND!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:47:55 No.16601817 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597590

Joey G

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Joey G Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:48:56 No.16601839 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597964
making me hungry

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:49:30 No.16601847 Report

Quoted By: >>16601934

>>16601761
Yes, Comrade, this is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 06:56:08 No.16601934 Report

Quoted By: >>16602100

>>16601847
I just thought of one. You can do the Sammich missiles. ICBS or whatever

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:00:10 No.16602003 Report

Quoted By: >>16602068 >>16602307

In 15 years time....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:05:08 No.16602068 Report

Quoted By: >>16602100

>>16602003
>implying moochelle would let anyone eat pizza

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:06:49 No.16602100 Report

Quoted By: >>16602134

>>16601934
It's kinda meh, but here.
ICBS.

>>16602068
>'Bama's delivery - No pizza, no guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:08:29 No.16602134 Report

Quoted By: >>16602315

>>16602100

Ha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:17:27 No.16602274 Report

Quoted By: >>16602331

Archive the thread. It only need 2 more votes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:19:11 No.16602307 Report

Quoted By: >>16602331

>>16602003
It's good that they were able to find work in this economy. Even if it is as a delivery boy.

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:19:43 No.16602315 Report

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>>16602134
>Dominoes - Delivery at any cost

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:20:38 No.16602331 Report

Quoted By: >>16602404

>>16602274
Give me a link and I'll vote the niggershit out of it.

>>16602307
Perhaps, it doesn't help that none of the pizza actually arrives.

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM

Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:21:31 No.16602349 Report

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>>16601660
Because you can't afford 20 of them
>Average slow night at red dawn pizza
>RING RING MOTHERFUCKER
>DA THIS IS RED DAWN PIZZA
>I'm having a party and would like 20 large pizzas with 100 gallons of leninade
>DA
10 minutes later
>Earthquake registering 4.0 on the richter scale
>Entire house trembling
>IT IS RIGHT NEARBY! IT'S RUMBLING SO DAMN HARD
>Stops
>Finally, johnny /k/id works up the courage to open the door
>URA
>T34s charge through wall
>Life flashing before eyes
>WE HAVE YOUR PIZZA COMRADE

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

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Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:22:46 No.16602378 Report

Quoted By: >>16602398

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:23:45 No.16602398 Report

Quoted By:

>>16602378
Forgot story

After the franchise war, Dominoes emerged victorious- Slapping their branding on everything, they attempted to stop another franchise war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:24:03 No.16602404 Report

Quoted By: >>16602439

>>16602331

It got archived, If we upvote it enough, it can be perma-archived.

/4chan/k/70056/oh-my-sweet-holy-jesus

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:25:44 No.16602439 Report

Quoted By: >>16602536

>>16602404
Link is kill?

Or am I being a retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:32:25 No.16602536 Report

Quoted By: >>16602576

>>16602439
Works for me

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:35:32 No.16602576 Report

Quoted By: >>16602625

>>16602536
>Works now.

>tfw I didn't even need to vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:39:24 No.16602625 Report

Quoted By:

>>16602576
I voted, awweyeah

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga

Rommel !!NMxIFkMdOga Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:42:43 No.16602661 Report

Quoted By:

I'm headed to bed, farewell, /k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:46:18 No.16602710 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597823

So this explains the deal with the power-ups in Contra, hmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:52:20 No.16602804 Report

Quoted By:

>>16601747

Now just shop the domino's logo onto the side of the tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 07:58:51 No.16602901 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597947
Holy fuck that is terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:11:30 No.16603037 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597763
BUT IF IT SAVES ONE LIFE, ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:13:10 No.16603055 Report

Quoted By:

>>16597947
Oh, Mamie. When you get the chance could you fetch me my squirrel rifle? Or perhaps my flamethrower. And afterwords we could have some mint juleps on the veranda.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:13:12 No.16603057 Report

Quoted By: >>16603101 >>16603360

>Allah's Sncakbar
>"Your order as hot as Kuwait, guaranteed!"
>You order a large pepperoni and a few cans of soda for a special occasion
>"OK! ORDER COME SOON!"
>10 minutes later, a dilapidated white van skids across your lawn and backs through your living room wall
>Haji come busting out of the back of the van
>Dozens of soda cans strapped and wired to his chest
>Detonator in hand, he screams "ALLAH SNACKBAR"
>You're blinded by the explosion of aluminum and sugary, carbonated water
>You hear more snackbarring and durka babble
>When your eyes stop burning and you come to your senses. you notice your pizza on the table and the money in your pocket missing
>Walk over and open it, and notice a faint beeping when the box fully opens
>Before you can react, you've showered in dough, hot cheese, meat, and cardboard
>Why did I order from there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:17:45 No.16603101 Report

Quoted By:

>>16603057
For the thrill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:36:56 No.16603360 Report

Quoted By: >>16603605

>>16603057
Fucking Birgirpall, that video was hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:42:20 No.16603433 Report

Quoted By:

How in the balls has nobody posted this yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:52:54 No.16603605 Report

Quoted By: >>16603668

>>16603360

I died at the end of the surgeon simulator one. Literally the only video I've ever seen that has had me in tears laughing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 08:57:20 No.16603668 Report

Quoted By: >>16604496

>>16603605
Me too, I couldn't fucking breath.

>WE GOTTA SEE THAT SICK FILTH AGAIN
>180* SPOON FLIP
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYjCXjIeNJk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 09:59:57 No.16604496 Report

Quoted By:

>>16603668
What in THE FUCK did I just watch?

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