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mfw i go to my parents' house to retrieve my copy of as i lay dying from high school and it's fukkin nowhere to be foundbecause my little sister took it to read for pleasure
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my father is a fundamental christian and his favourite books ever are the sword of truth series. he also records glee and watches it later. he's also a drama teacher. i win.
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>>1739575 You won, but did you really win?
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I'm jelly, op. My sister wouldn't even read past the first Twilight book.
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>In primary school we had this exam, its basic purpose was to collect statistics >It had questions like how many people live in you house, how many days on holiday, how much TV do you watch ect >Then I came to the question 'How many books do you have in your home?' >The available answers were '0>5, 5>20, 20>50, 50>100, 100>500, Other' >I sat and thought about if for a while, quite along time actually, everyone else seemed to be pages ahead of me by now > My answer 'Other 2000+' >mfw
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>>1739603 jelly, mad jelly
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Anybody want to help me brainstorm a few theses? I have to do them with a New Historicism leaning, and it has to be relatively well-known texts. I've been reading up on this all week, but I still don't think I "get" it. I understand you have to take into account the cultural and historical time period the work was written during and the author lived in, and also understand that history is subjective, but I just can't get any sort of thesis working in my head. It just seems like the same thing as Cultural Criticism to me, with I guess a little more historical/biographical leaning. But anyway. I don't know. Would something like, the sexualization of young girls, as in Nabokov's Lolita, resulted from the popularization of certain well-known TV idols? Or would that be Cultural? I'm not too knowledgeable about history, so this is doubly difficult for me.
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Yeah, not quite following your train of thought here. Who have you been reading?
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>>1740644 Man I don't even know. Weren't a lot of the black and white film stars pretty young or something?
>>1740647 Who have I been reading New Historicism-wise? Mostly my textbook, and I've been looking through a lot of .edu literary criticism guides on the internet. If you have an especially helpful site for New Historicism, that would be awesome. Reading for pleasure-wise, a lot of Chinese literature. Which the professor claims is not well-known enough for me to use for this.
All I actually need to do is have the theses; not actually do papers on them. I know this sounds stupidly simple, but I don't want to embarrass myself with a some completely retarded thesis. Which I was apparently about to do with that Lolita one.
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Child predators were hardly mentioned if at all in ANY medium at the time of Lolita's release,That book came from left field.Maybe influenced by personal expierence but,definately not from popular culture.
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I'm studying A Christmas Carol at the moment, and to be frank I'm sick of reading Dickens because of his constant referance to the plight of the poor in the Elizabethian era. No one cares, Dickens, poor people are failures at life no matter how pure of heart, yes I'm talking to you Bob Cratchit.
fl0x !xi8/JKFwzo
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>>1740622 you sir are an idiot have you never heard of social welfare?!
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>>1740622 >.Note:This doesn't apply so much in present day America where even the poorest of the poor are given a chance A chance maybe, but utterly meagre.
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We have the resources,maybe not to spare but,we have the resources.We do help the
africans.It 's a much bigger problem than you know but, its slightly derailing from the original topic.Whenever Dickens references the struggles of the poor,hes referencing himself,his own background and how he as a person morally stands with them as someone who has overcome adversity.
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Ever heard of student aid?The poorer you are the more you get covered and if you are without a dime you can have a decent education 100% paid for.
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DICKens is shit lol.
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“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill Thoughts?
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>>1740079 I hear ya. We have our Reagan fanatics here after all
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>>1740079 You just sounded like a fool.
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The phrase was originally coined Francois Guisot to patronize French Republicans. If you don't believe in a Monarchy but still say that shit, you're kind of an idiot.
Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ
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>>1740088 And a similar obsession with Thatcher, evidently.
I saw they are making a film of her.
Like I said, a dangerous apetite for modern heros.
>>1740095 Care to elabourate, my good man?
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>>1739712 >>1739751 Surprised that people agreed with me. Was expecting a shitstorm of Churchill worship by people who clearly know nothing about him.
Sometimes /lit/ exceeds my limited expectations.
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okay, let's say I have a theory that will revolutionize an academic field, and I plan to write a book about it, let's say that this theory includes diagrams how do I go about getting copyrights to it? I've looked at my countries copyright application process but it's pretty ambiguous when it says "literary works" can be copywritten, but not "ideas" where do diagrams fit into it? It's not really an artistic expression either Is my best bet just to write a paper about it and submit it with relevant diagrams?
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and isn't a theory just an idea? But many theories are attributed to specific thinkers
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Generally, to claim credit for a new theory in any kind of academic field you would need to write and publish an article about it in a peer-reviewed journal of some sort. Then it's essentially on record that you thought of the idea first.
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boy, i got me a theory google search-> define: theory
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Face it OP you're probably suffering from delusions of grandeur. You're outside of academia, you have no idea how the process works or even what to do with your big idea, that fact that you're trying to copyright it stand testament to this. All of this points towards the fact that its some crackpot idea any undergrad could have thought up while they where high and is ether old and tired and they don't know about it or anyone serious could rip it to shreds with ease. Remember there are no genius outside of science, and even then its very, very rare that they're not already in academia. Every 'revolutionary' idea outside of science in the past 100 years has come from people who where in academia and had been there for years. Their revolutionary ideas came about because they devoted their lives to a steady processes of accumulating knowledge, researching and being part of a larger intellectual community, something that is almost impossible to do outside of modern academia. If your serious OP can you answer this, if your such a fucking genius with all these revolutionary ideas why aren't you in academia already?
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>Month one Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.>Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
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>>1740592 who can read a post like this and still be against abortion?
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>>1740604 People who aren't racist fucks
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I'd love to see a Frankenstein version of this.
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Hi /v/ Also>All organs >Thinking >All limbs >Hair >Facial expressions >Within three months How about sage
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women who abort tyheir babies are hedonistic whores who don't know anything about ethics and just want to have fun and think some big daddy-like figure will one day pop into their lives to straight everything up, well guess what, you slut, you're the motherfucking smith of your own life and if yoiu fuck it up, you are responsible and fuck you, you whore of babylon
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/lit/ winner of best work of fiction to be first published in 2011. Pic relater, it's my nomination. What's yours?
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Ron Paul winning the gop nomination.
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sage&report the samefag shitting lit
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hi /lit/ I would like to talk to you about books, email me at skype:jesus_love_you_devil
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No,that is not how it works.We talk about books on this board.I'm not getting into your windowless van.We can talk here.
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>>1740641 But there's candy in the van!
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You have killed a man who wronged your clan. There is ji in this.
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Theres only one book left, right?
Fiaelanis
>>1740645 no, lol the series is finished
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>>1740646 Yeah it sucked how Rand got collared by the Seanchan and the world was fucked.
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I pull at your web that your rage may lure you from your cave of lies and your revenge may bound forward from behind your word ‘justice’. / For that man may be freed from the bonds of revenge: that is the bridge to my highest hope and a rainbow after protracted storms. – p. 123 Revenge rings in all their complaints, a malevolence is in all their praise; and to be judge seems bliss to them. Thus, however, I advise you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the urge to punish is strong! . . . Mistrust all those who talk much about their justice! Truly, it is not only honey that their souls lack. / And when they call themselves ‘the good and just’, do not forget that nothing is lacking to make them into Pharisees except – power! p. 124 Thus Spoke Zarathustra
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