YO, WHERE'S MY NIGGA VLADDY NAB DAWG?

So my fellow D&E's, let us discuss D&E required reading.

Schopenhauer is an obvious first

Tao Lin - Richard Yates p2 continued from

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(It wouldn't let me reuse that cock-eyed Seinfeld picture, or whatever it was, because it said duplicate detected.)

Does anyone have an electronic copy of one of Tao Lin's books? I know he's hated here, but I'd like to check out his writing myself without giving him any money. My local library has Richard Yates and eeeee eee eeee, but they're both checked out.

Do any of you guys have experience with Melanie Rae Thon? I went to a literary event last week where she read a couple short stories... has anyone read one of her novels?

you are harold bloom. you are taking advantage of a midsemester break at yale to spend a restful week in maine. after a grueling morning tour of a lighthouse, you stopped in at a quaint newport diner for a few pots of chowder. now, in the grips of dyspepsia, you wander seeking a pharmacy that carries pepto-bismol. a call from an arrant lobster-man startles you and you topple into a tidal pool. the only person within earshot happens to be stephen king. your options are to summon the vile peddler of penny dreadfuls, or cut off your own butt. WHAT DO YOU DO

Shit covers for great books

The good kind of drugs, not Heroin, Cocaine, Meth, etc.

Civilized debate please, this is the one good board left.

itt we try to spin works of literature into sitcoms and/or romcoms.

MEET ESTHER GREENWOOD. SHE WAS NEVER THE POPULAR GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL,
BUT, WHEN SHE MEETS A REGULAR JOE NAMED BUDDY, HER LIFE'S ABOUT TO BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AS THEY EMBARK ON THE ADVENTURE OF THEIR LIVES THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO DRIVE ESTHER KUH-RAAZY! CRY, LAUGH, AND FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS ZANY, QUIRKY COUPLE AS HILARITY ENSUES.

Your five favorite poets:

>1- J.D. Morrison
>2- William Blake
>3- Charles Bukowski
>4- Nietzsche
>5- Socrates