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Did you think I was gone for good? That I wouldn't go off my meds again and come back here? Well fuck you I'm back. You better watch Rick and Morty! I mean it! It's the best show on TV and the internet right now!
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>>5 imposter!!!!!
>>3 I don't watch ncis!!
Anonymous
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Thou cannot handle the power of monty!
Anonymous
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what the fuck is going on in this thread?????????????????
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>>9 We're not watch NCIS that's for sure!
Anonymous
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>>1 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is better draw than this crap!
Anonymous
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Why? I'm white and I would date latinas because they make good food and asians because they have good values.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Would you fuck a guy outside your ass?
Anonymous
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Race mixing is genocide.
Anonymous
Facesitting Moses
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Sometimes I envy you losers - you’re so... unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks... I could go on. I won’t. But I could.
Anonymous
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>>17 Why are you such a big meany?
At any time you could be diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and have months left to live. Why whip up all these negative emotions?
Live a littl.
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>>19 Everyone is entitled to be retarded, but some abuse the privilege. Anonymous
Anonymous
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Ellen Page, who starred as a pregnant teenager in Juno in 2006, has declared she is lesbian, which has made SFBE really pissed off.
Anonymous
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i want to live inside ellen's page butthole
Anonymous
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>>12 i do, and i figure ellen page should care too, it's her butthole after all
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>>13 STOP TALKING ABOUT HER FREAKING STUPID BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!
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>>14 What part of "You don't understand anything" don't you understand?
Anonymous
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House Rats were meant to fly Hands up and touch the guy Cant stop, cuz House Rat's dick is so hard House Rat will do this one more time
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*is about to fucking choke you to death*
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Don't believe everything you think or say.
Anonymous
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Denver
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We are queer and we are here!!!!
Anonymous
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that's the problem
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"Night I left the city, I dreamt of a wolf..." He came from where the winds are cold And truth is seen through keyholes ...strange longings never sleep Now he's come where no hearts beat Cry wolf Time to worry Cry wolf Time to worry now You can start, but you cannot stop You give in, but you can't give up You can tell all your desperate jokes To a world that puts your Love on hold Cry wolf Time to worry Cry wolf Time to worry now ...the sunken-in eyes And the pain in his cries A shape in the dark... Cry wolf Time to worry Cry wolf Time to worry now
Anonymous
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FUCKING FURRIES
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DonaldTrump
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Why? Cause I HATE IT WHEN THE POOR DOES BETTER THAN ME!!!!
Anonymous
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Oh my god, the textboards still exist!! I wasn't sure where they went after the main page got changed, wow. So what is the new main page for the boards?
Anonymous
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Only gay niggers with small dicks reside here. Hence me being here
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