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If you have a small dick you're basically a baby in the eyes of a woman. Here's the chart 8.5in+ Pushing it. Size Queens will like you but normal girls will be scared 8in Not too big not too small. Perfect sizes. Girls will fall in love with your cock 7-7.5in You can get away with it with good sex moves but girls will always be wanting something more from you 6-6.5in Study hard and become a millionaire because money is the only thing that will make girls stick around 5-5.5in Novelty at this point. Women will sleep with you just for the laughs from seeing your tiny cock. 4-4.5in and below Disgusting. Kill yourself.
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i have a 3 foot long dick and i can tell you that my life is a nightmare, not only do I get serious problem when I get an erection, the only people interested into me are people who also like the get screwed by horses.
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Cover me in your cum boys, slap my face with cocks......!!!
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TOO BAD! You keep inflating our precious currencies so YOU ALL MUST DIE!!!!!
Anonymous
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I'm about to rail a line of some high quality speed.
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I'm about to rail you at high speed
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We will get the anti-gravity bullet trains and paved roads whether you like it or not. ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬
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For the last time, the only real mental disorders on the planet are assboogers, turrets, skitzo and monkey porn.
Anonymous
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Ron Paul announces his support for Chuck Baldwin, the Constitution Party candidate. Excerpt: "...neither candidate of the two major parties will challenge the status quo...The amazingly long campaign is designed to make sure the real issues are ignored..."
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog/?p=582 Chuck Baldwin and Ron Paul '08!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Baldwin Charles Obadiah "Chuck" Baldwin (born May 3, 1952) is an American politician and founder-pastor of Crossroad Baptist Church in Pensacola, Florida.
Now you know.
Anonymous
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Let's get this guy elected in 2018!
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Anonymous
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Ron paul can go screw himself. Also I never liked the Baldwin family. Are you seriously asking me to kiss their ass? That's your job. Go back to work, slave.
Anonymous
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they haven't deported me yet its been 25 years.
Anonymous
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How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at one time ?
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Most ppl on the net are to paranoid and insecure about ther daily lives to even give 2 bonez about yor personal opinions.
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You guys don't use this yet? Jeez! Almost 9 years since this came to the UK.
Anonymous
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we also don't have cameras everywhere, statist scum
Anonymous
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>>2 We have more need for theses cameras as we are a country infested with criminal elements from foreign lands of all colours.
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Wow great website!
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your mom is already there
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>>4 When are you going upstairs and showing me your cock!
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FIFTY YEARS OF SUCKAGE!!!!
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FIFTY YEARS OF SUCKAGE!!!!
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As the dark bars of dusk fingered the sky, Janine excused herself shyly and whispered that she was going to prepare for bed, and she blushed fiercely. Caldwell merely smiled as he poured out yet another whiskey and water, and stood and held his glass towards her. 'I won't be long my dear. Just one cigar, hey?
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It's hard to play well when Christian enthusiasts keep opening fire on them. Meanwhile, Yoko is still unable to sing if her life depended on it.
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>>1 Go and troll at /music/ for your shit
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LOL
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are u high brah
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I am not gay but I totally want to get fucked in the ass. I want to suck a dick. But a relationship with a guy is too gay. Fuck faggots and their stupid lisps. I wish girls had dicks, but I mean girls, not guys with boob jobs. Are these normal feelings?
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Yes of course, you are in denial. It happens often, you are confused, otherwise you would not be asking.