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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
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supermarket oranges are as acidic as fuck, not like the oranges down in my grandpappy's old farm down south, they were orangey as fuck and peeled right open, they wanted you to eat them, you could lay down in the florida sunshine and eat like 100 without thinking
with all this modern technology why can't we have decent oranges for once?
You always hang over my shoulder, like a vengeful guardian angel, instead of ready to lend a hand, you are itching to stab my back. After I survived your initiation, you cut open my eyes, and taught me a whole new world, strapped to a torturing rack.
As we pass all the people in the street, I see no angel there more terrifying. For all the protection love and kindness will buy them, you'll rip right through them and leave them dying. Thank you for the sleepless nights, and all the hopeless days - what is a normal life to me? The raping of my innocence, the taking of my sanity - making do without it sets me free.
Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"
To quote, click on someones post number
You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.
There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise
type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.
type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.
to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box
OR
hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.
Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"
To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.
It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)
Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.
Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.
Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.
PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.