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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
come here, then marry women and drive them to suicide, or just get them cheating then divorse and take there houses. you can stock up maybe 10 houses in the united states.
then sueing large busineses and setlling for anything, just sue for anything.
Star Wars: Episode VII will start shooting at Pinewood Studios near London in May, its producers have said.
Disney and Lucasfilm confirmed the latest instalment in the series would be set about 30 years after the events of Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.
It "will star a trio of new young leads along with some very familiar faces", the press release added.
Star Wars: Episode VII, directed by JJ Abrams, will be released in cinemas on 18 December 2015.
The news of a return for "some very familiar faces" will fuel rumours that the stars of the original trilogy - Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher - will appear in Episode VII.
SFBE was later seen cutting off his own penis over a xerox of Jennifer Lawrence, for his audition as the homosexual Commodore Zuggs.
I've been listening to the Dalai Lama all day, and while he's clearly making an effort to be understood despite his accent and lack of vocabulary, he keeps talking about thinks I don't get! These buddhist guys seem to love lists, but lists are fine because that's just simple criteria. It's the outlandish freaky stuff that I don't get, that annoy me. They keep talking about this "enlightenment" thing, which seems really cool to reach, because it is supposed to make me all holy and shit, and hopefully being holy will land me some massive respect and a few groupie chicks, but the bastards don't give me any clear directions on how to get there! Besides the "be nice to everyone" things, there's all these states of mind that I have to get through, and I don't even get what they mean! How am I supposed to know if I passed them or not, if I don't even understand what the fuck they're talking about?! "Impermanence", fine, but what's this shit about closing your eyes and still seeing a fly on someones forehead? What's a "non-elephant in the room", and what's that supposed to mean?
I think there's a severe lack of enlightenment tests on the internet. I mean there's one at HelloQuizzy, and according to that I'm the fucking man, but that test is hardly written by anyone who knows shit about enlightenment! You guys need to write a serious tibetan enlightenment test, so that I can measure the size of my enlightenment-peen.
(I'm writing this on 4chan, because this place is bound to be crawling with tibetan buddhists.)
