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[1396853914] shut up about slavery

No.456019 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
plenty of white folks were slaves back in the day

y'all ever seen spartacus?

them african americans need to get over themselves

[1396808799] He does!

No.456012 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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[1190258867] Awsome Forum

ID:oz3Tw+Yr No.142530 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://forums.covenantunderground.com/index.php

Don't raid plz or I'll kill myself.
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[1273968913] Create your very own tripcode!

No.305127 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/

Tripcode Explorer is a program that allows you to find words or patterns in tripcodes.

Tripcode Explorer, like all other tripcode searchers (Tripper/Tripper+/tripcrunch), searches by generating random tripcodes and then searching for your text in the results.

Tripcode Explorer is so far the fastest available CPU-based tripcode brute forcer.

This program will also cause your processor to generate more heat than what most benchmarking programs cause. The difference is usually a few degrees Celsius.

The tenth, last character in a tripcode result can only be one of the following: .26AEIMQUYcgkosw
It is impossible for any other character to be at the end of a tripcode, so it is useless to search for such.

FAQ:

Q: Which processor is good for brute forcing (or why is mine so slow)?
A (1): Processors with more cores, and/or more processors, will do brute forcing much faster. This wasn't the case with Tripper+ and other programs, but Tripcode Explorer fully supports multithreading and will make full use of all of your processors and cores.
A (2): For Intel processors, Core Microarchitecture based processors will perform this task considerably faster than processors based on Netburst. This means that you should use a Core 2 series processor rather than a Pentium series processor. (Intel's i7 Nehalem processors will perform with similar speed to the Core Microarchitecture processors)
A (3): Processors that support SSE2 can get a significant speed increase when you enable the SSE2 option in Tripcode Explorer.

Q: So how long will it take?
A (1): Due to the nature of searching for tripcodes randomly, it is difficult to judge how long it will take to find your desired tripcode. Setting case-insensitive will of course lead to faster results when your search contains letters (there's no alternate case for numbers, periods, or slashes).
A (2): A search for 5 letters or less (case-insensitive) will give very quick results.

Q: Where is the tripcode list?
A: There is a list of tripcodes inside the archive you recieve when you download Tripcode Explorer from the link below.

Q: Linux version?
A: Tripcode Explorer works in WINE.

Q: Why does my tripcode not work?
A (1): This can happen if your tripcode password contains a second # character (causing a secure tripcode to appear, that's just how 4chan starts secure tripcodes), a Japanese character (especially Yen ¥), or the & character (rarely causes the issue though).
A (2): Enable the ASCII option in options.
A (3): If your tripcode has Japanese characters in the password but the password appears differently outside of Tripcode Explorer, it has likely become obscured by encoding. This can be fixed. You can send the tripcode(s) to me via the contact page along with an email address for me to send the fixed tripcode(s) back to you.

Q: Can this do secure tripcodes/is there any way to do secure tripcodes?
A: No, secure tripcodes are called secure because we do not know the secret salt used in generating them.
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[1396731656] SFBE Gang raped by a group of Ducks.

No.456002 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
A Retarded student was allegedly abducted by ducks and gang-raped outside the town of Yonkers on Friday, The boy name as Denver "SFBE" by locals died for 3 minutes on Saturday night at the Yonkers Free local hospital.

All four accused ducks have been arrested on the basis of the victim's statement. A case of rape has been lodged against three of the ducks.

[1396584986] Gabe Logan Newell

No.455982 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So, I dreamed that 2 sad girls wanted to have sex with me but I chickened out. Gaben appeared out of nowhere and started fucking them while I watched. After that he kicked me out of the room.

I didn't know how to feel when I woke up.

[1395701933] flood this guy

No.455847 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This dude violated my little sister... she is only 15.. I only have his phone number: (802) 343-7607

.. I am pissed
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[1396506043] i think i got the ebola

No.455968 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
on a business trip to africa i enjoyed anal with a few black tribal men deep in the jungles

now my dick is swollen up like an eggplant, i think that's the ebola I've been hearing about because I'm kind of an expert on VD at this point so I'd know what it is if it were anything else
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[1395477515] What is the Facesitting of Moses?

No.455828 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one indivisually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesiiting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practise, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sit's on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0  <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacriligious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Budhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

I will be happy to answer any questions you have.