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Anonymous

[1396853914] shut up about slavery

Anonymous No.456019 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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plenty of white folks were slaves back in the day

y'all ever seen spartacus?

them african americans need to get over themselves
Anonymous

[1396808799] He does!

Anonymous No.456012 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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[1396731656] SFBE Gang raped by a group of Ducks.

4chan News 24/7 No.456002 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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A Retarded student was allegedly abducted by ducks and gang-raped outside the town of Yonkers on Friday, The boy name as Denver "SFBE" by locals died for 3 minutes on Saturday night at the Yonkers Free local hospital.

All four accused ducks have been arrested on the basis of the victim's statement. A case of rape has been lodged against three of the ducks.
ShitTheFuckTheFuckTheFuck
Anonymous
Anonymous

[1396584986] Gabe Logan Newell

Anonymous No.455982 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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So, I dreamed that 2 sad girls wanted to have sex with me but I chickened out. Gaben appeared out of nowhere and started fucking them while I watched. After that he kicked me out of the room.

I didn't know how to feel when I woke up.
SFBE

[1396506043] i think i got the ebola

SFBE No.455968 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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on a business trip to africa i enjoyed anal with a few black tribal men deep in the jungles

now my dick is swollen up like an eggplant, i think that's the ebola I've been hearing about because I'm kind of an expert on VD at this point so I'd know what it is if it were anything else
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ReallyFuckingRetardedSFBE
Anonymous

[1396368923] Call of Cthulhu save

Anonymous No.455940 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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In Call of Cthulhu, finding a mangled human corpse, is somewhat more shocking than witnessing a friend's violent death.

(The reason being that the save average is 9 compared to 7. 1D6 has an equal save average to 1D4+1. Add a 1 if you succeed on the save, and the average will be higher.)
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John

[1396218679] Banana Pudding

John No.455908 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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All banana pudding is vanilla pudding with banana. Why don't they give credit to the vanilla by calling it vanilla pudding with bananas?! This kind of shit really pisses me off
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