>>549239yes, you may, that's me posting, I forgot my trip
>>549260"well, that's a mighty strange name"
"what's yours?"
"Applejack"
I hold back a snicker. I can't help but imagine a box of breakfast cereal.
"and the big one is Big Mac?"
"Eeyup", he eyes me cautiously, though he seems to understand that we're all confused, and doesn't perceive me as a threat.
I get up, and dust myself off, they seem startled by the fact that I'm bipedal.
"how 'bout you come back to the house with us?", Applejack offers.
"sure", I reply quickly, it's not like I have anywhere else to go. Applejack and Big Macintosh lead me to the house, where a horse, well past her prime, is sitting in the corner sewing. In a typical elderly voice, she jumps
"whoa! What is that?"
"He's uh...uh...what did y'all say you were?"
"I'm a human"
The geezer responds, "a wha?"
Applejack clarifies, "we don't know either. I was figurin' we could take him to twilight, she ought to know what's going on here"
"So, I'm to take it that twilight is another horse?"
"We ain't horses, we're ponies, and she's a unicorn", she replies, somewhat fed up with me already. I would argue the impossibilities of unicorns, if it weren't for the fact that she is a talking pony, with a southern drawl no less. We headed into what appeared to be a town, luckily for us, it was still early enough that nobody was outside. We walking into a tree house, literally a tree made into a house. Inside were massive shelves, filled end to end with books. In the middle of the room sat a purple unicorn, who was mumbling something unintelligible.