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Barack Hussein Obama - Plagiarist

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Just like his nigger hero, Martin Luther King, Obama is a plagiarist. Enjoy your chimp in an empty suit, libfags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M6x1H08aFc
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NIU Shooter Resemblence

No.702785 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This is sorta news...

Doesn't that kid in the third slide picture look like that guy that shot up NIU?

http://thebizzare.com/funny/real-vs-cartoon/

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U.K.'s Fleet Tankers could be built in Korea

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Britain's planned next generation of Fleet Tankers for its Royal Fleet Auxiliary will likely have a "made in Korea" label, if a consortium led by BAE Systems is successful

BAE Systems has submitted a response to a U.K. Ministry of Defence Pre-Qualifying Questionnaire (PQQ) to design and build up to six of the fleet tankers for the RFA. The company will partner with BMT Defence Services Ltd and Daewoo Shipbuilding & Marine Engineering Co., Ltd. (DSME) to bid for the contract for the ships, the first part of the U.K.'s planned Military Afloat Reach and Sustainability (MARS) program.

BAE Systems through its Surface Fleet Solutions business will act as lead contractor and program manager, BMT will be the design partner and the ships are planned to be built by DSME in Korea. BAE Systems says that this approach "combines the best global experience in both commercial and military shipbuilding."


http://www.marinelog.com/DOCS/NEWSMMVII/2008feb00171.html

congard to our koreans friends and i know many Europeans who ask themslefs WHY AT THE FUCKING QUEENY SHIT ARE THEY BULDING THEIR DEFENCE SHIPS OUTSIDE OF EU?!!
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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS A FREE COUNTRY!!!11!!

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In 1980, Metzger won the Democratic Party nomination for the U.S. House of Representatives with over 40,000 votes in a San Diego-area district.[4] He had changed his party registration from Republican to Democrat earlier in the year. The Democrats disavowed his candidacy, instead endorsing incumbent four-term Republican Clair Burgener.[5] Metzger lost by over 200,000 votes in November to a several-term incumbent in a heavily Republican district.

In 1982 he sought the Democratic Party's U.S. Senatorial nomination, running against then-Governor Jerry Brown and author Gore Vidal. He received 3% of the vote.
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Least Competent Criminals

No.705860 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
A 53-year-old man from Vernon, British Columbia, was arrested in January and charged with robbing a CIBC bank. He had left his 20-year-old companion in the getaway car listening to the radio, but when the alleged robber got in with the stash, they discovered that the car would not start because the radio had drained the battery. The pair were captured in a nearby bakery, where they had fled, as law enforcement was plentiful in the area since the CIBC bank is located in a building with a Mounted Police station.
http://www.metropulse.com/articles/2008/18_07/weird.html
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/17/AR2008021702461_pf.html
Here's a story. It's some gay thing about Clinton being too stupid to understand Texas primaries and shitting her pantsuit as a result.

Students don't grasp U. S. history

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Today is Presidents Day, so it's an appropriate time to see who has a good handle on national history or government. If you think, however, the nation's college students have the most knowledge on the subjects, think again.

College freshmen earned an average grade of F, or just 53.7 percent, when asked a series of questions about U.S. presidents and key historical events from their times in office. After four years of college, their knowledge didn't improve much.

College seniors got just 55.4 percent on the 60-question quiz given to 14,000 students at 50 colleges and universities across the country as part of a study designed to test their knowledge of America's history, government, international relations and market economy.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080218/NATION/812094881/-1/RSS_NATION_PO
LITICS
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Woo, L.A. Times does a Opinion Piece on Anonymous

No.705451 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/sunday/commentary/la-oe-shermer18feb18,0,5952670.story

Imagine reading this press release:

Hello, Jews. We are anonymous. Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. ... Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind -- for the laughs -- we shall expel you ... and systematically dismantle Judaism in its present form. ...

The rantings of crazed neo-Nazis, right? No. Substitute "Jews" and "Judaism" with "Scientologists" and "Church of Scientology" and you are reading from a statement issued by a group of anti-Scientologists calling themselves "Anonymous." This statement was released Jan. 21 (read in a YouTube video by a Stephen Hawking-like computerized voice). It was followed by another on Feb. 10 that coincided with demonstrations at Scientology centers around the world at which protesters donned masks (the Guy Fawkes variety from the movie "V for Vendetta") and waved posters that read, among other things, "Honk If You Hate Scientology."
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Lawyer Charged with Assault After Handshake

No.705768 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0210odd2.html


In other news, /n/ is the most inane, pointless, pile of drivel I've ever seen. Apparently half of the American population under 18 are stormfront sympathizers, McCain's entire war history comes under question because he sucked some dick, and libertarianism works on a national scale. Fuck you, /n/. Deluded fuckin' idiots.

(LOSER WAS CANNED FOR THIS MOST)
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