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I'm not a regular around here but I've got some questions.
1) Why are Europeans so much smarter than fat redneck Americans?
2) Why are fundamentalist Christians so stupid and fat and redneck and greatest threat to the planet? Why couldn't they do something else?
3) Why are people who deny stupid fat American rednecks in their SUVs are causing global warming so stupid fat and redneck?
4) Why do people insist on living their hollow meaningless fat stupid redneck American consumerist lives when they could be out making a difference, breaking glass ceilings, reinforcing social justice?
5) Why are Americans so much dumber than Europeans? Is it because of their fat redneckitude or their complete lack of culture?