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[1358656267] A petition to stop white genocide?

No.20467 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Andrew Kaczynski of Buzzfeed sent out an intriguing tweet yesterday with a link that I couldnt resist clicking. He asked, Is this the most racist White House petition ever created? After taking a look and not having reviewed any of the other wacky petitions flooding the We the People page on the White House web page, I would have to answer yes. Yes, it probably is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/01/18/petition-stop-white-genocide/
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[1317833013] Greece Explained

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Greece is like "Gimme money! I promise I'll pay you back!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! I blew it all on hookers and drugs!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! I didn't know hookers could claim child support!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme moeny! I want to build a huge cock out of solid gold!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! I'm Greece!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! I ran out of toilet paper!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! Fucking with our own people is expensive!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Gimme money! We need protection from the locals we fucked with!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Here's some cash!"
and Greece is like "Suck my dick!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Nom-nom-nom."
and Greece is like "Suck my hairy balls!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Nom-nom-nom."
and Greece is like "Suck my ass!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Nom-nom-nom."
and Greece is like "Drink my diarrhea!"
and Europe is like "Sure thing! Glug-glug-glug.".
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[1346932804] Is It Wrong To Fist Your Mom?

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I don't want to go into how it started but my parents divorced years ago. About three months ago my mom began to hit on me. Things got spicy and have now begun fisting.  Is it wrong?
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[1377990186] new income

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my neighbor's half-brother makes $77 hourly on the internet. he has been laid off for 75 months but last month his income was $18127 just working on the internet for a few hours. you can find out more... w­ww.sfbesuckspenis.us

[1187793401] AMERICA

ID:MaKSTSY No.11725 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
PROOF AMERICANS ARE FUCKING IGNORANT MORONS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

FUCKING WATCH IT
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[1203924685] Reliable news sources

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Hey. I'm an american and i want to get news. I know CNN and FOX and all the crap that american's typicaly get is biased garbage. I dont trust BBC that much. What are some realiable new sources that i can look too.

I'm interested in both American news sources and world new sources.
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[1377394903] The existance of god

No.21321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Threading in a epic toast.
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[1376582283] US Cops' Bra Sizes Sent To Entire Force

No.21210 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
US cops' bra sizes sent to entire force

NO LOVE FOR LOVE: Action will be taken against Commander Dwayne Love, who sent the e-mail with bra sizes.

THE Detroit Police Department (DPD) in the US has been left red-faced after it admitted that an e-mail containing the bra sizes of 20 female officers was accidentally circulated among 50 other officers.

   The female officers had provided their height, weight and bra cup size for bulletproof vests, New York Daily News reported.

   About three weeks ago, one Commander Dwayne Love was tasked with informing his fellow DPD officers that their bulletproof vests were ready.

   A four-page e-mail with a spreadsheet attached was sent to senior officers and then the rank and file. The spreadsheet contained the officers' height, weight and cup sizes.

   "On the third page, the females were listed. Unfortunately and embarrassingly, the cup sizes of the females were listed on that third page, and it was really just a clerical error," said DPD Assistant Chief James White.

   He said that Commander Love didn't know that intimate details of the women were included on the spreadsheet.

Error

   "This is more or less a clerical error," he said.

   "This was not a lapse in judgment. Had he (Commander Love) seen this information, he wouldn't have forwarded it."

   Mr White said: "However, it's an embarrassing situation, and I'm going to be addressing the issue formally with him over the next couple of weeks.

   "Once we complete our investigation, there will be corrective action."

   Mr White said that he plans to tell the manufacturer of the bulletproof vests not to include such personal details in the future, New York Daily News reported.

   "All we need to know is that the vests have been received," he said.

   DPD is planning to meet affected female officers to discuss the blunder. Some of them plan to file grievances against the department
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[1217859308] You are being lied to, America

No.15025 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are being lied to. Here is a cover-up failing, a conspiracy in motion. Do you want them to tell you the truth? If you don't demand the truth, you don't deserve it. Could 4chan have any application in these affairs? Could our concerted effort bring lulz at the expense of liars somehow?

http://www.atlargely.com/2008/08/jean-c-duley-te.html
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/

From the comments:
"

I have been a close friend of Dr. Bruce Ivins for years. The FBI needed a scapegoat, especially after Stephen Hatfill, whose foot the FBI ran over, won a $5.2 M lawsuit against them.

The new FBI director needed a capture in this case. So, they took all of the Ft. Detrick anthrax researchers and put them under intense interrogation.

Bruce was a mild, meek and sensitive scientist. The FBI showed his clinically depressed daughter, who was institutionalized in a mental hospital, photos of the anthrax victims, and said "your father did this." They offered his son $2.5 M and a sportscar if he would "rat" on his father.

Bruce could not stand stand up to the constant harrasment by the FBI. So we have lost a very talented researcher, so that the FBI can close the case..."

Defendant:     DULEY, JEAN     Case Number:     9920549
Filing Type:     CHAPTER 7 DISCHARGED     Entity Type:     INDIVIDUAL RECORD
Filing Date:     19990907     Address:     343C FIELDPOINTE BV 103
City:     FREDERICK     State:     MD
Zip:     21701     Schedule 341 Date:     19991008
Attorney:     STEVEN COHEN     Attorney Phone:     3019899000
Attorney Address:     15316 SPENCERVILLE CT     Attorney City:     BURTONSVILLE
Attorney State:     MD     Attorney Zip:     20866
Assets Available:     N     Court Code:     MD002
Court Name:     GREENBELT     Judge Initials:     DWK
Unlawful Detainer:     N
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[1145597166] my penis is so small,i gonna kill myself

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singapore-HE WAS a second-year student at a top junior college, a member of the school volleyball team, a cheerful and energetic boy who was doing well enough in his studies to take Special Papers. 

Yet on March 3 this year, the 18-year-old jumped to his death from a Bedok housing block, because he was convinced his private parts were too small.

Delivering a verdict of suicide on Tuesday, State Coroner Tan Boon Heng was sufficiently concerned by this “tragedy of misinformation” to recommend that the case be forwarded to the Ministry of Education (MOE). 

“The importance of sex education to our young people in schools cannot be over-emphasised,” he wrote. 

“The case study is useful for relevant MOE officers to appreciate the problem of the severity of misinformation even among the best and brightest in our schools.” 

The boy, who cannot be named, had confided in his mother in October last year that he was worried his penis was too small. 

She took him to a neighbourhood clinic, where the doctor told him his penis was of a normal size for an Asian man, and prescribed him multivitamins.

Despite strong emotional support from his girlfriend and his mother, he remained convinced he had a problem. He also had a history of being stressed over schoolwork. 

In January, he told his mother that his life was “boring and meaningless” and that the only thing stopping him from suicide was his family's love. 

On March 3, after his usual volleyball practice, he took a bus from school to the Bedok interchange, but did not take his usual connecting bus home. When his sister sent him a text message at around 7pm to ask if he was coming home for dinner, he replied that he would eat out.

The next and final message she received from him was at 8pm, telling her and their mother to take care.

They realised something was wrong, but he repeatedly failed to answer his phone. 

He jumped from a housing block near the Bedok bus interchange at around 8.30pm.

He was semi-conscious when he was taken to Changi General Hospital, but was pronounced dead at 10.40pm from multiple injuries
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