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[1367492586] The problem with the school system.

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Ordinarily, say if someone were putting together a piece of furniture, their logic would be much more astute, if something looks too loose they would say "oops, that's not right", accepting their mistake without a second thought. So why are people so irrational otherwise?

The school system teaches people that reality is the ultimate test and to look for errors in yourself when you make a mistake, it then teaches people to view authority figures in the same way, to them their teachers, and future employers, are as infallible as reality itself. Thus they grow dependent on external validation processes, either reality or authority, and when they need to rely on their own validation processes their logic is far more flawed.
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[1141395004] tibet free!!! fuck china.

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fuck china.
tibet free!
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[1382895068] Interrupted political activity by

No.109468 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/16/20997927-house-stenographer-has-outburst-during-debt-vote

http://www.cbs8.com/story/23485496/leading-candidates-face-off-in-first-mayoral-debate

A fanatical evangelist starts ranting loudly about his deity at the Balboa Park mayoral debate October 26th, he gets thrown out by men in suits and the entire thing is rescheduled.
None of this was mentioned on our local news station.
The propaganda in our neighborhood ignores the vice-grip that homosexual Christians have on this neighborhood.
You might say "Homosexual Christian? That makes no sense! Talk seriously!" I am being serious, there are gay people who actually believe that God has chosen them to suffer for his cause despite all of the clear violations of their deity's laws.

[1186079632] Tax

ID:0VzYfjMr No.47673 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
How should tax be paid.
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[1179540274] Stop Amnesty Now!

ID:0QgmuGQJ No.41757 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
May 17) Today, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.), Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) and other Senate negotiators announced an agreement with the Bush Administration on an amnesty/guestworker bill. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) set a May 21 cloture vote on S. 1348, a bill like last year’s Senate amnesty-laden bill (S. 2611) that Reid considers a placeholder for the compromise bill. Most Republicans are now expected to support Reid’s motion to proceed, which will enable him to bypass the normal committee process and place that bill directly on the Senate Calendar. It would subsequently be amended to include the compromise bill.

Although the legislative language is not available yet, key components of the “compromise” include:
An immediate amnesty for nearly all 12-20 million illegal aliens who will get legal status for residence and jobs (with the assurance of getting green cards no later than 13 years);
Mandatory workplace verification and some extra enforcement to try to slow the flow of the next 12 million illegal aliens enticed by the amnesty;
Tripling of the rate of chain migration of extended family from around 250,000 a year to around 750,000 a year for about a decade; and
New flows of 400,000 temporary foreign workers each year, bringing their families and having anchor babies who will be given U.S. citizenship.

Stop it: http://www.numbersusa.com

[1367559546] Gutsy Girls Get Ahead

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The Unshelved BOOK CLUB PRESENTS WHY GOOD GIRLS DON'T GET AHEAD BUT GUTSY GIRLS DO BY KATE WHITE


Tamara : "When I was a little girl I watched my mother place everyone's needs above her own.

I learned that good girls are caregivers.

In school the boys spoke out of turn, but I was told to raise my hand.

I learned that good girls obey the rules.

Every day at work I am a good girl, but what does it get me?

This book has taught me that I don't need to be a good girl!"

Mel Branch Manager : "I'm glad you're finally becoming a gutsy girl like me."

Tamara : "Will you spend unreasonable amounts of time helping me, violating all of your personal boundaries?"

Mel Branch Manager : "Of course."       


http://www.unshelved.com
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[1382901446] A Nonconcent Agreement (Printable)

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A1.00

1.01 This paragraph beginning at A1.00 and ending at A2.00 is a legally binding document.

1.02 The term "Paragraph" and "Document*" will hereby refer to the legally binding terms beginning at A1.00 and ending at A2.00. The term "article" or "articles" is in reference to any number of the articles: ( 1.01, 1.02, 1.03, 1.04, 1.05, 1.06, 1.07, 1.08, 1.09, 1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16 ), which are contained in this Document*

1.03 Anyone agreeing to this contract by typing their name in the comment section and/or in direct response to this Document* and/or via written signature will here by be referenced to as the "Signing party" and is given the power of this Document* if they so choose and can deny or implement any legal standing of this document at any time as long as written consent is given by the Signing party as described in articles 1.05 to 1.14.

1.04 At no point shall this document be modified or edited and no document legally binding gives any party permission to edit or modify this document unless written consent is given by the Signing party as described in articles 1.05 to 1.14.

1.05 This Document* must remain intact with all sub articles included, except for those chosen to be voided for that particular party at that time or any time according to the wishes of the signing party, consent to the voiding or unvoiding must be given via written consent as described in article "1.07".

1.06 This Document* and the articles contained can remain voided or unvoided according to the parties signed consenting usage of any article of this Document*

1.07 Different versions of this Document* my be used simultaneously and any can be nullified at the written consent of the signing party as long as the Signing party gives reference to the exact Document* and/or articles the party wishes to nullify.

1.08 Consent to the voiding of an article and/or the full document must be given via a hand written document written by the signing party which will include the parties signature and exact article and/or Document* the party wishes to void for them selves at that time and referencing to signing parties use of the modified version if possible according to the signing parties direct discretion.

1.09 the signing party is given power to void or unvoid any article in this document relative to the use of this Document* at any time as many times as the signing party wishes.

1.11 This Document and all articles included must remain intact and unaffected by any number of future and/or past legally binding agreements of any kind unless consent is given by the Signing Party via a hand written document referencing to which article and/or articles in this Document* should be disregarded by which section of any future and/or past agreements of any kind.

1.12 The terms "ignored" "Void","Voided", "unvoid", "unvoided" used in this Document* is in reference to the power given to the Signing party through this Document* to disregard or call upon any part of this article in accordance to the required written consent stated in articles 1.05 to 1.15 .

1.13 any article of this document can be called upon by the consenting party to be clarified so long as consent to doing so is given by the Signing party via a hand written document referring to the article and Document* the Signing party wishes to clarify.

1.14 All Clarifications may be ignored, voided, or unvoided according to the wishes of the Signing party as long as consent is given via a hand written document referencing to the article relative to its use which is given clarification, and signed by the Signing party.

1.15 At the discretion of the signing party any legally binding document or event the Signing party has signed or in any way given consent to and/or has agreed to in any way is here by nullified and may be subject to the terms in this Document* according to the Signing parties discretion.

1.16 This document* and the signature of the Signing party given is here by property of the Signing party for all time. Any copies or images of this Document* are also valid as long as any modifications are in accordance to the articles in this document.


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[1380077904] What Happen When A Country Goes Bankrupt

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This is what happens when a country goes bankrupt

It's uncomfortable to think that the 'richest', most powerful nations in the world-- the United States, most of Western Europe, Japan, etc. are already insolvent.

But if you read the first installment of this Crash Course you know that this statement is based on fact. It's not some attention-seeking end of the world prediction... but merely a presentation of publicly available data and fifth grade arithmetic.

History is full of examples of superpowers buckling under the weight of too much debt and unsustainable finances. The Roman Empire. The Soviet Union. The French Bourbon monarchy. The Ottoman Empire.

This is not the first time in history that it’s happened. And it's foolish to think that 'this time is different'.

Furthermore, history shows that whenever governments enter this 'orbit of insolvency', they almost always rely on the same destructive playbook of tactics. Capital controls. Price controls. Gun controls. And more.

Today we should talk about these steps-- what history demonstrates are the eight steps that bankrupt governments almost always take. You can read today's lesson here:

http://secure.sovereignman.com/cc/eight-steps

You'll also find a riveting video clip with Ron Paul and Jim Rogers from the Offshore Tactics Workshop that we held in Chile earlier this year. Ron thinks that "there's going to be a lot more chaos yet to come."
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[1382635712] English for only the English.

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We must act now to insure that English – and that, to my way of thinking, means English English – maintains its position as the world language well into the next century.

Dirty Americans get your own language.

[1378015432] Murder

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Woman kills hubby then cooks him

A woman in China murdered her husband and boiled the corpse to cover her tracks after he abused her and her daughter.

   The woman drugged the man, her second husband, and tortured him for three days in June by withholding food and water and beating him, causing his death, said a report on government-backed news portal Anhui News yesterday.

   She then dismembered the corpse with a saw and boiled the parts in a pressure cooker to hide the evidence, the report added.

   It did not detail how she disposed of the cooked flesh afterwards.

   The psychological burden of the crime proved too much for her to bear, causing her to lose over 6kg and turn herself in according to the report.

   A police officer in Anhui province's Lu'an City, where the incident occurred, confirmed the case to AFP, but declined to give further details.
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