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►SaabLobster !TurbOZa05k
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Can someone tell me whats so bad about offset license plates?
Anonymous
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Bumpin so I can masturbate to Bisquicks sister using his tears for lubrication
Anonymous
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>>6444680 >brony kill yourself
Anonymous
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yeah they look better only on that car, not all cars look better with the license plate elsewhere
ArizonaAztec !!o04WWtvEnWH
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>>6444005 lol
>>6442492 >mfw arizona Sorry, Bis. She's cute, but unlike anon and /b/, I'm not a complete fucking perv.
Also, mfw this thread.
ビッグ日本のペニス !dMCk5NUHCs
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She went to Hiram W Dodd Elementary in PA
Azar Hawke !DZB/L0A8Yk
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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!tcWXTaurus
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Anonymous
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>>6121064 god's honest here
Belts are unnecessary maintenance... as if MLS head gaskets being required after OEM fail for every neon save for srt (I think but I just don't care enough) wasn't bad enough
Fuck You're Supra !SUPRaH.aco
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Legitimate reasons to not own a RWD V8:
Uleh !wgHOLDENMI
>>6025090 >2.8 seconds 0-60 Yeah, if you are using a Nissan clock
>2012 >Trusting things Jappos say Type R !DR30en61/2
Uleh !wgHOLDENMI
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>>6025114 Its not my fault even your clocks run slow
Anonymous
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1989 FORD F150 5L V8 MASTER RACE FUCK YEEAAARR!!
Anonymous
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i6 + awd is superior .
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Anonymous
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moar votes to archive!
>haters gonna keep down voting http://chanarchive.org/4chan/o/36450 Anonymous
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I had a similar situation where 2 Tamils in a minivan cut me off and slammed on the brakes. The problem was they had disabled brake lights. Too bad for them I was able to swerve out of the way.
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who has the updates? will he spend another $20 for new plates? someone should check next week
Anonymous
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Tamils are fucking scammers.
Anonymous
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BREAKING NEWS
http://ctya.org/blog/whoistojudge/ Gayathiri Sivakumar from Canadian Tamil Youth Alliance defends Ragu and is morally superior to everyone else. Big surprise.
Anonymous !!t429e3hVAnH
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Gehraz !aSC400nFNA
>>5795615 Yeah man and if you keep talking shit im gonna hack your computer and take your whole system down kid
BMWfag !!t429e3hVAnH
>>5795621 I don't use Windows son. Or mac.
Get on my level.
Gehraz !aSC400nFNA
>>5795635 doesnt matter kid im basically a genius and your fate is sealed
BMWfag !!t429e3hVAnH
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>>5795647 :)
this is a lulzy thread
Anonymous
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You're an ugly chick but would make for a good trap. Get a dick implant
∞TURRET !!62SpPREFTt9
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oh man what a boring day...
TW@ !Qm.ZpZON9c
>>5762449 >be on 4chan >get surprised by this you must be new here
Anonymous
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>>5762529 I never said I was surprised, I said I can't believe people like this exist.
Obviously I've seen plenty worse on the internet, but I can't believe those people exist either. Where do they come from? Animals eat their babies when they get one that's really fucked up, why don't humans do that too?
Anonymous
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Good thread, OP.
Anonymous
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Anonymous
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this thread was awesome, I came twice.
Over9kPreludeGuy !k1WwDijODM
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O-onii chan, cover me. Everyone can see.
Moffat the Messiah
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>I have a lot of these.
Anonymous
>>5572114 What is the bottom one?
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>5573884 You can't identify a Ferrari?
Wow.
3dg3 !x0ojhPBt7E
Anonymous
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>>5572496 >those BBS painted a shitty colour Why!
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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Stupid people thread>Today >Go to wash my car >Car wash is about a kilometer away from where I live >Wash it up and whatnot >Come home and my mom says >>"THERE'S SOMETHING DRIPPING FROM YOUR CAR!!!!!" >"Well, I did just wash my car, it's water." >>"NARP, IT'S OIL, SEE IT'S BLACK!" >"Mom, touch it." I can clearly see that it's water >>"OIL IS BAD FOR YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH IT!!!" >At this point I touch it and show her it's water >>"WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THERE'S WATER, BUT THERE'S OIL TOO!" >I facepalm and get my dad and he says >>>"That's water, stop being stupid."
Anonymous
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Man, you people have crazy insurance rates. And I thought mine was crazy.>Speeding Ticket >Credentials Violation >19 >South Dakota >96 dollars a month
Anonymous
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>>5387614 One of my ex's was like that. She thought "cutting off" was anyone merging in front of you, PERIOD. Then the appropriate action is to speed up, tailgate, flash lights and honk until they pull over. One dude pulled over, asked what the problem was and I apologized in shame to him. We broke up the next day.
Anonymous
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>>5396385 there was no way I was driving home with in passenger side window while snowing and 10 degrees out on the highwaySo instead you walked 7 miles home? Your rationale makes no sense.
Anonymous
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>girl I know gets her starter license >she goes driving out with her friends >think about how dumb she is >hear the next day she crashed through a house >a >fucking >house
Anonymous
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>come home and mom
Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM
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Guess what's in the box.
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>>5387563 It's like being a stock vw at a Hellaflush meet.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5387563 the joke is still funny and i use it, but im sure there are some straight furs, its just way to easy to turn them bi and thus straight is rare
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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cawks cawks errywhere
!Na3Mb190eA
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>>5387551 late to the fucking party, eh?
Anonymous
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>>5387600 I wouldn't say that that automatically makes them gay/bi. I think we've all wondered what it'd be like.
!!5rLsBTmOk/v
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The best cars in the world will feature in this thread. Prepare yourself.
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer Thu 22 Sep 2011 19:57:00 No. 5314511 Report Quoted By:
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer Thu 22 Sep 2011 19:59:00 No. 5314517 Report Quoted By:
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer
Support your local MG, Austin-Healey and Triumph dealer Thu 22 Sep 2011 20:03:00 No. 5314536 Report Quoted By:
I'm off to bed, Thanks for the dump OP and others.
Anonymous
>>5314510 The sports car of choice for 16 year olds with $9,000 of lawn mowing money saved for a "sportz carrrr lololol" You ever tried working on one of those? I wanted to fucking kill myself.
Gimme a break. Underpowered, overcomplicated.
Anonymous
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>>5314694 Complicated? yes. hard to work on? yes. BUT
They're very well built and very well engineered.
Plus its got about 300 horsepower which isn't exactly underpowered.
I like having a 25 year old car thats nicer than most peoples new cars.
