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ram50 !/H5AS47HLY
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>Driving down empty 2 way street >something catches the corner of my eye on my right >2 kids hiding behind a tall wooden fence aiming there plastic rifles at me and pretend there shooting >they're like 8 years old >At first i was suprised, then i lold, then i d'awww
Anonymous
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finaly just got done reading this thread archive nao.
Anonymous
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>>5300221 Congrats, you almost ran over a deaf kid.
Anonymous
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>drive slow >piss people off I sure lol alright
jdsm !z4MXSuBARU
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>cruising down side street >guy walking dog >dog squats to shit >lay on horn >dog jumps vertically, does a 180 degree turn in mid-air and starts growling at me >i lol heartily, owner is laughing his ass off, dog looks confused >continue on my way
Anonymous
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ARCHIVE!!111111ONEONEone
Anonymous !PnW.aFiero
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Hey /o/, I'm curious, what is horsepower? Like I understand the concept of torque and how it applies to a car and everything, but how exactly would you describe horsepower? What is it's actual purpose when you're talking about a cars horsepower? Like more torque can tow a heavier load for example, what can more horsepower actually do? I'm just confused about the concept.
Anonymous
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>>5123032 >power doesn't exist hard to start with what you're thinking here. power is definitely measurable
>0.522 or whatever yeah this is for specific units
Anonymous
>>5123032 >For example a high revving engine that has a low max torque, could easily have the same horsepower as a low revving torque monster. oh i see. you have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous
When you see X horsepower and Y Torque, horsepower is how much power the engine can make and torque is how well it does it. But horsepower in itself is a unit of measurement, or something fuck I don't know.
SKkeeterZ !fO.oGkEwC.
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>>5124341 >thanks to /o/ I now know Anonymous
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>>5124397 >torque is how well it does it Naw man. Peak torque at a given RPM is, at best, a vague indicator of a cars powerband.
>>5124375 I don't think he does know what he's talking about, but his statement is essentially true
Anonymous !TL1000sHOA
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Post rice
Anonymous
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Everyone that requested archive, archivechan is gay now so to not have it deleted you have to register and "vote" for it again. I gave it 20 points. I think you need 60.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/o Anonymous
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SOME FAGET WANTED A CORVETE BUT HE CANT AFODR ON SO HE MAKS A BODY KIT FOR HIS FEIRO WHAT A PUSYS HE EVN MAD IT FAKE STUID INTAKS CUZ HE DICK SO SMAL
Anonymous
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guys my fingers hurt and my 'ricer' folder is exhausted I'm gonna go do something productive now, like watch NHRA cars at the Nurburgring on ESPN12
Because racecar !!Q9gdM4gIVyg
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Check out this rice
Anonymous
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>>5114008 i lol'd at the name of the file
Fc3sfag !watRACIngM
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So the old fuck down the street called the cops on my car, apparently i do the following: > i blow stop signs > i speed > car is to loud > no front plate > park the wrong way Looks like its time to drive 30mph in first gear at 5000 RPM when making a complete stop right in front of his house, and flooring it when i leave. But not enough to squeal the tires cause that would be ILLEGAL Does anyone else have problematic neighbors?
Ramiel !futuRa992U
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>>5098572 you must be new here
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>>5098094 this is what was charged against the hoa president guy from that thread. i screencapped a little bit.
Anonymous
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>back in high school >hanging out at a friends house >I had been working on a Bronco >no exhaust at the moment >fumes pouring into the cab >we find some random exhaust piping and a glasspack >slap that shit on nigga >no more fumes >he had gotten new neighbors a week before >we need to run to the parts store to pick some shit up for our cars (my Bronco and his '86 Cutlass Supreme, that also had a glasspack) >my car only had a drivers seat at the time because I was replacing the interior >I jump in my bronco and he gets in is cutlass >fire dat shit up nigga >leave for the parts store >install new part in parking lot of said parts store >return to see the police sitting outside his house >explain the situation to the cops >they understand and leave >new neighbors mad as hell
Anonymous
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>driving through town in my shitbox >drive my a house with white trash red flags EVERYWHERE (plastic walmart pool, hose, dead grass, random shit laying on the front yard) >two kids pop out from behind a playhouse and pelt my car with paintballs >consider getting out and kicking their asses >get out of my car >kids scatter >walk up to the door and inform the father what happened >he calls me a lying faggot and punches me in the face >end up suing the shit out of that family for all of their nascar memorabilia >they are forced to move out >they probably died of starvation because of me >nofucksgiven
Anonymous
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>Dumb ass neighbors park their cars in the street >Everyone on my street has garages and enough space to park 3-4 cars in their driveway >I pack my Ford Excursion and connect my 28ft trailer to the truck >The trailer is hauling ATV's and my Sand Rail >I leave at 5:30am >I pull out of my driveway and go 50ft down the street >Cars parked on both sides of the street >My trailer scrapes the sides of the cars >My trailer was fine >Act like it didn't happen >Morningcoolface.jpg
Bored_Rice !!6oOWfvqhF24
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If fnf was a film made for fine gentlemen... You don't possess the financial stability, chap.
Drunken Parts Changer
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this is for a 99 Car Radio Constant 12V+ Wire: Blue/Red Car Radio Ignition Switched 12V+ Wire: Blue/White Car Radio Ground Wire: Chassis Car Stereo Illumination Wire: Red/Black Car Stereo Dimmer Wire: N/A Car Stereo Antenna Trigger Wire: N/A Car Stereo Amplifier Trigger Wire: N/A Front Speakers Size: 6″ x 8″ Speakers Front Speakers Location: Doors Left Front Speaker Wire (+): Green/Orange Left Front Speaker Wire (-): Green/Black Right Front Speaker Wire (+): Green Right Front Speaker Wire (-): Yellow/Green Rear Speakers Size: 6″ x 9″ Speakers Rear Speakers Location: Rear Deck Left Rear Speaker Wire (+): Blue/Green Left Rear Speaker Wire (-): Blue Right Rear Speaker Wire (+): Blue/Black Right Rear Speaker Wire (-): Blue/Orange if thats not it i found this 1. Black = Neutral (Car Body) 2. Blue & Purple = Active 3. Blue & Yellow = Accessories/ Ignition 4. Black & Brown = Front Left Speaker + 5. Green & Brown = Front Left Speaker - 6. Green & Yellow = Front Right Speaker + 7. Blue & Yellow = Front Right Speaker - 8. Yellow = Rear Left Speaker + 9. Blue = Rear Left Speaker - 10. Brown & Red = Rear Right Speaker + 11. Blue = Rear Right Speaker - use google to find the manual for the stero
Drunken Parts Changer
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damn wrong thread
Anonymous
CIHAN .E36
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Constable Walker, thoust believes oneself to be an honourable man, masquerading as a villain. Have you ever considered that you may be a villain masquerading as an honourable man? Each day it weighs heavily upon my soul.
Anonymous
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>>5054990 the time line is off
you have to assume fnftd is the last one
>the fast and the furious >2fast2furious >fast and furious >fast5 >the fast and the furious: tokyo drift spoiler to those who haven't seen fast5
it is odd to see letty alive though since she died in the 4th movie(funeral and all)
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
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So I just got home from work, and find a lovely wheel boot/clamp on my truck. Normally I would rage, but this time is kind of a wtf? My truck is in my drive way. Yea it is in my drive way... Now I have lived in the same nabber hood for over 10 years. Bought the house from my parents 8 years ago well be for the home owners association ever was established. I like other people that have been home owners here for over 7 years do not belong to the HOA. Nor do I have to. But this is the second time they have come on my property and done this, and to top it off they want $300.00 to take it off. So I say fuck that I am going to cut it off. I go out side grab my angle cutter and start cutting it off, when what do I hear! The little high school drop out that is the Security guard come up and say "You can't take that off. If you keep trying I will cll the police." Long rant short, Should I sell the damn thing on Ebay or what? Pic kind of related, it's this type of clamp/boot
Anonymous
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where are you tacos?!
Anonymous
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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>>4713873 I was actually thinking about this a few nights ago lol
Loosen the nuts on all the wheels and swap which ever one the clamp is on
then you'd be in a similar situation to the audi guy I think
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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bumping because this thread is amazing
97GrandMarquis !Hl7Y7MP18Y
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Still waiting on an update.
captain_tjon !kmgV2UdKyg
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Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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is this old? it doesn't exist anymore
Anonymous
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I fucking love this car.
Señor Lewis !bYCKK.gF.k
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this is Archive worthy because old Race cars.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
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>Just sold POS motorized bike back at home in Pasadena CA >Considering / hoping to sell Cherokee to girlfriend's family soon(sad, but two cars is pricey... and she'll still be mine to use). So with some of the extra cash, I am going to replace her with one of these fucking glorious contraptions. My schwinn had the same motor, but it was UTTER shit and I'm pretty sure there was a crack. This on the other hand is quite a looker (with quite a pricetag) but it's cool as fuck. What do you think /o/? It's based off the Felt 1903 cruisers but with a motor... OH and it's 2.5k lolololololol Also, I will be accepted by my girlfriend's Harley loving father.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Tue 03 May 2011 04:35:00 No. 4637783 Report Quoted By:
>>4637680 And I can also tell you a set up like this will make you hate the thing pretty quickly. The lower the components, the better.
Hairy Britfag
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i have a dream, and it's a fucking crazy dream, but it is my dream, to get a small turbo from a junkyard, and build a small jet engine with it. my dream is then to attach this to a bicycle, and instead of using the thrust from the exhaust (which is pretty poor) i shall use some sort of clutch mechanism, so i could spin up the jet then send the power to the wheels, while pedaling a little to help build speed, and then hopefully have the exhaust help too. i just really want to do this.
Anonymous !NigraPNGZU
>>4637755 >won't miss it. Why?
But yeah, was gonna just put one togeather on a mountain bike frame with this motor for the summer:
http://www.gasbike.net/grubee_skyhawk_gt5_66cc_80cc_slant_head_standard_finish_bike_motor_kit.html The really cool thing is it is completely road legal in Ireland as it's classed as a "mechanically assisted vehicle"
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Tue 03 May 2011 04:46:00 No. 4637816 Report Quoted By:
>>4637801 Just FYI, I've never seen a running skyhawk... They are the cheapest so they sell crap and don't regret it, because their price will keep customers coming.
I recommend motovelo
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Tue 03 May 2011 04:47:00 No. 4637819 Report Quoted By:
>>4637801 And it's wasn't really good looking and I just couldn't get it to look like I wanted it to.
Blah Blah
What do you guys think of my hatch? Show me what you got...
Anonymous
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>>4637313 rear tyres are on wrong way
please dont tell me this was intentional
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 03 May 2011 03:58:00 No. 4637615 Report Quoted By:
what wheels are those?
Anonymous
>>4637555 >1700 pounds >own hatch that's 2500 >100 horsepower >feelsbadman Anonymous
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>>4637622 My 106 produces 135 whp. U jelly?
Anonymous
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
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As promised! Here's a fuck ton of pictures from the past week. Warning, most of the first photos are from the GB car show so they are standard "front/side of the car" pictures, however the good ones come after =D Also!!!! FINALLY set up a Photobucket which I will dump all the pictures I've ever taken... well the semi-good ones. Dat rice and DAT FUCKING AWESOME PORSCHE KID CAR! Fucking 4chan making me resize this shit...
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Tue 03 May 2011 04:38:00 No. 4637792 Report Quoted By:
It was kinda hard to take pictures in the small building we went in, we only got to go in one because we wanted to get home THAT day
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Tue 03 May 2011 04:42:00 No. 4637803 Report Quoted By:
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Tue 03 May 2011 04:44:00 No. 4637806 Report Quoted By:
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Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Tue 03 May 2011 04:46:00 No. 4637813 Report Quoted By:
I like this pic a loooottt
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Tue 03 May 2011 04:47:00 No. 4637818 Report Quoted By: