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Anonymous !!u7oFbAXa8
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>driving with a friend in his Daewoo Lanos(lol) >he let me drive for a while >sitting on a red light on 3 lane street >i'm on left lane, in the middle is a truck and on the right is another Lanos >green light, I start first >notice the other lanos tries to race >shifting on the redline >gas pedal is in the floor >going head to head >suddenly that second Lanos flies off >mfw it was Lanos with some kind of fucking NAWS or something Also "racing" stories thread
Anonymous
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>>3940460 Soooo, you're blocking her from merging in front of you and she's the one that shouldn't be driving? LOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous
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YOU SHALT NOT DIE!
Anonymous
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>Drive 2003 Volvo V70R. >6-speed manual wagon, fuck yeah. >Mid-90's Civic Si pulls beside me at redlight, girlfriend in the passenger seat. >He says: "Nice wagon, bro, is that your mom's car?" >I look at him and just say: "Nice VTAK, brah." >He starts revving, I wait for the light to turn green. >Should have seen his face when I took off. Sure, I don't have the fastest car out there, but I have my wagon tuned a little to have around 350hp. Not bad, I'm happy.
Anonymous
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>on the way home from work >few other people drive the same way home >we are dicking around on the highway cause it's late and nobody is on the road anyway >my exit is coming up and i know there are no cops that sit out on that stretch >i end up crossing the bridge before they can even get to it >slew of text messages stating "Holy fucking shit man that was awesome!" mwf i have an awesome car
equ!nox !KMX3KLZEL2
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Anonymous
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I have never laughed so hard. Thank you.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>3931545 AH MAH GOD.
FUCKIN STAIRS.
LORD IT DOESNT EVEN SENSE WHY
FUCK.
Dr Luis !!SV7dQ3hLU
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nv
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i bet dead would be shitting all over this thread saying he'd do it better, and with more volvos
Anonymous !X7PthC8.F2
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>Hey anon, it's another car of the same manufacturer as yours! ITT: Annoying shit passengers do.
Anonymous
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>Go to mcdonalds, order me a big mac meal >friend goes inside to order thinking it will be quicker >i get out first, sit there eating my burger >mate goes to get in car >lock doors, open window "You're not eating in my car" BOOM SAID THE BLIND MAN
Anonymous
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>>3935945 Well I've never found any cigarette butts in my car but I've found a lot of different things. And I'm sick of it
I'm gonna get myself a new car (Price of max 500 quid) just so that I won't be so nervous and fixated about my car. Will still keep my old car, but I never let anyone do anything but sit in the car, and well smoke
Anonymous
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>>3935222 cause it was a shit post
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dunkleman !!EXZaZB70b
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>>3931242 nah i wouldn't tolerate it if this was all just one person, just a bunch of things passengers do that i hate when I'm driving
MiraGuy !/vD.1lpots
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Isnt this 'lolapexseals's car?
Number 10
http://thethrottle.com/2010/11/24/daily-afternoon-randomness-23-photos-16/ Ive seen a couple of the other pics here too?
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5 Fri 26 Nov 2010 09:05:00 No. 3884720 Report Quoted By:
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5 Fri 26 Nov 2010 09:09:00 No. 3884730 Report Quoted By:
>>3884021 he does frequently lurk /b/, i remember his "ask a guy who lives in a van anything" thread on /b/ quite awhile ago
Anonymous
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dont you dare to 404 in my hands
Señor Luis !!SV7dQ3hLU
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bump for great justice,for Vandweller and the rest here in /o/!
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5
lolwutermelon no longer drives a mercedes !!0IM46R6x5 Fri 26 Nov 2010 23:05:00 No. 3886826 Report Quoted By:
new thread?
anon !RokfOsaY3k
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Found an Old Abandoned raceway that is still intact somewhat by me i wanna drive on. they turned it into a forest preserve. It's in carpentersvile IL called raceway woods county forest preserve 1. What would the repercussions be if we broke in and raced on the circuit and were caught. 2. Has anyone done this? 3. Does anyone wanna tag along when i go with my buddies.
Rod Munch !!V/KAwyEa/
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>>3781105 this is so cool i wanna find one in my area and run on it
Anonymous
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>>3781105 RWD is all I have.
And I'm not sure my 25 year old suspension can handle some portions of that track.
Anonymous
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Did anyone bother going to their website?
http://meadowdaleraceway.homestead.com/ It sure makes it sound like they give permission to clubs for cars to run the track.
Anonymous
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i saw dubs did op's stalker ever deliver?
Anonymous
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so minimum 75$ fine per offence....
Anonymous !QqL8nX9URE
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Post transition shock you've had when driving other cars:>haven't driven an automatic in probably 5 years >working on my car at my friend's house >need to go buy some PB blaster >gonna take his mom's automatic CR-V >get in, look around for shifter for about 30 seconds >lol I dumb >it's on the steering column
henry_ford !T/cybz7iao
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>mfw greentext thread has 260 posts and has been alive for a week
Anonymous
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Drove manual for a year and a half, every day. Got in my mom's Taurus to take my little brother down to Milwaukee. Cruising on interstate at 70-75mph. See upcoming traffic jam, try to clutch and brake, end up jamming my left foot into the wide ass brake pedal, going from 65-70mph to about 50mph in no time. whoops. Mom and little sisters freak out, brother lol'd when he realized what happened. Thankfully there was nobody behind us. whoops.jpg
Diamante !7h40NdvO9M
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>>3721648 I'm a truck driver. Here's some advice.
Fuck spotters, use mirrors.
rotaryfag !!5FX8uX0tF
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>coming home from dropping the wife off at the airport in Chicago traffic >amazingly able to use cruise control because every lane is moving faster than the lane to the right of it >butthurt d-bag in a mercedes pseudo suv wearing a colored shirt with a white collar runs up on my ass and flashes his brights >about to move right when he gets in to the left most lane >good for him >he starts moving over before he's past my front fender >foot to the floor, move right, beat him to the open lane, stick him behind a shit ton of traffic >see him a million cars behind me on the next exit foaming at the mouth and flailing his arms around >windows down, radio up, seat heaters on, sunroof back, trollface >he mad as hell
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notop !wqLZLRuzPQ
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GREEN TEXT THREAD>ITT stupid shit we have done on the streets, looked around to see if anyone saw and then just drove away like nothing happened. Picture related in concept, but not auto related.
EcstasyAeternus !lb1yy2i.I6
>On highway driving back from movies with friends in 1999 Taurus >Gonna go 80 behind my friends Explorer and then juke him and go around >Turn the wheel way too hard, 4500 pounds of Taurus slides around the highway >Spin 3 times and slide into a grassy embankment >All 4 tires are squares >Marks on the road for well over 6 months
Anonymous
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>>3702500 4500lbs. were you carrying steel? does it have 2 V8's? they only weigh 3500 stock
Anonymous
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so i dated this girl for awhile, dropped her off, backed out of her driveway, and ran into the parked car thats owned by the person who lived across the street from her. Look up at current girlfriend, i have the "oh shit" face on, and drive off. Couple months later, after i broke up with said girlfriend, i end up seeing another girl. She rolls up to my house with a car that has a big dent on the side. I was like, wtf, nice ride. Didnt think anything of it. a week later she brings me to her house. Pieces come together in my mind. Never told her. Turns out she was a crazy bitch, so i now wish i told her. Feels bad man.
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Anonymous
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>>dad's stored M3 in garage for winter. >>we decide to move it, summer tires + snow/ice covered driveway. the inside of the garage floor is all wet from melted ice. >>He's driving it, starts trying to go forward, tires spin, no traction >>Im standing in the garage door frame. Car's rear end starts sliding towards me. "I GOT THIS">>Try and prevent car from hitting door frame. Get crushed. Now I don't have 8 inches of my small intestines.
Clyde !!+17g380jp
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ITT: Stories about your parents and driving.>Summer, 1970. >My Father and his friend just dropped in a new engine into a former police cruiser. >adjusted the speedometer perfectly >friend needs to go pick up his girlfriend >get in car >floor it from one side of Indianapolis to the other in 15 minutes, topping out the speedometer at 180(possibly over). >Now he's an accountant. >what?
Anonymous
>>3640852 >cop pulls up and pistol whips me and runs to friend kwills !Qm1bPY5pCc
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>>3640860 basic was like this:
"get tha fuck out tha car!"
>so i toss the keys and get on my knees facing away from him >...wack >"stupid motherfucker look wut you did" >calls for backup Loki
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Not really my dad, but my stepdad before I was born (I'm not sure whether to call him a stepdad really...)>mid 1980's >rainy day apparently >Huntington Beach >freeway onramp >rolls it doing 60 onto the onramp apparently >wasn't his El Camino, was my moms >wrecked his a couple months back, don't remember how Then there's my dad...>be 4-ish years old (like 1993 or so) >dad takes off to work >comes home 3 hours later saying he was in an accident on the way to work and the guy did a hit and run >dad later proceeds to stalk and find said guy that hit him >find out later that the guy A.) was an illegal immigrant and B.) had no insurance >also find out later that dad was hopped up on crystal meth >both were at fault cause one was on meth and the other ran a red light >no one charged
Anonymous
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father ran flat track, motorcross, and enduro races when he was younger through the 70s. wrecked in one of the races, magazine puts pics of his wreck frame by frame of him ass over tin cups in magazine
Anonymous
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>Mother drove a 76 Monte Carlo >fuck in Corvette tries to pass >She speeds up >he speeds up >Mother wins race because she ordered it from GM with a supercharged 350 in it.
Anonymous !!X6cD0l+Zu
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There once was a young German named Vettle In the race he'd boil like a kettle The rain would descend Button's race he'd end And number two driver he'd settle
Anonymous
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>>3488566 Son, are you even trying?
Anonymous
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Fisi used to drive a nice car On the podium he would star Second place in Belgium got point for Force India, just some But after that his career didn't go far
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Skåningen !!wTLzgOZ0J
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>mfw I realize I completely missed the belgian gp Oh well.. Monza next
Anonymous
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no more contributers?
Vandweller !tRQ65dgWbw
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Sup /o/ I learned last night what it feels like to have two cops pull guns on you. Here comes a cool story, br/o/s. Last night I'm at the laundromat with about half a dozen other people. I was in the "good" area of town where the laundromat is filled with white college students and not mexican or black families consisting of "Lets go on a fieldtrip to the laundromat and be loud and tear shit up" parents and their crotchfruit. So I just put my laundry in the dryer when I decide to go out and do some cleaning in the van. It's not bad, but I go over everything in there about once a week (scrubbing everything down, rearranging things to make more room in the pantry to buy more food, etc) when a black woman and her five year old kid come up to me and try to get my attention.
Anonymous
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I should also point out that the tticket they gave me was for: "possession of concentrated cannabis without proper documentation" in other words: pure bullshit made up on the spot. and yeah I obviously had medical
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>3271237 ITS A CONSPIRACY
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>>3271237 Now why would you do that? If you're going to be transporting an illegal substance, why in the world would you do so in a car that gives a cop an excuse to pull you over?
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