Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>5298267 >Driving down 45 road at 35 >All other traffic going 25 >Fatty in a rusty brotruck gets behind me because I'm going the fastest >Gets mega butt frustrated >We both end up at next light 2nd in line, but he went to the right lane >I look at him, he looks at me >We both lol >Light goes green >Car in front of me gets into another lane >I give it the beans YoQuieroTaco !!+RifvFnSZgS
>>5298267 pic related, the kid
Anonymous
>>5298267 >residential back street >see two kids run across the road way ahead >notice them hiding behind bush as i approach >they jump out and throw water baloons at my car >i baww at memories of doing this as a kid >then i remember being raped by uncle barry at that age. i made the last one up.
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>5298312 >Hot day >Water baloon hits windows >CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK >Some punk fucks just wasted 400 of your dollars. Also
>Have clean car >Fuck heads throw water on it >Dem water spots. If some kids threw water balloons on my car I'd slam the brakes, and step out with my bat and come at them bruh. I don't think they'd ever be such shits again. Inb4
>Hurr who are you to discipline their kids? Fuck you, their parents clearly failed.
Anonymous
>>5298318 nah. could've been rocks or bricks.
plus i haven't washed my car in years.
just kids being kids.
Pinzfag !10PINZ710.
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>>5298318 man you are just the cutest thing I have ever seen. You take it to a whole nother level, you are awesome.
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>5298329 >just kids being kids. Part of being a kid is having a crazed stranger come at you bruh.
If you never pissed off the populous as a kid and had to run for your life, you never lived.
Anonymous
>>5298318 >>5298337 stop being mad at kids
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>5298351 >Confirmed for sheltered fuck. Enjoy your shelter.
Anonymous
>>5298337 This is true. I did the waterbomb thing off of a friends roof (he had an oldschool turret thing. it was fucking sweet).
Then they slammed the brakes and came into the yard. My friends legged it and I was stuck inside taking a shit. I shit myself (hurdur).
Never again.
OP with no mates
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>>5298459 back when life was simple.
these days kids pour petrol on cats and set them on fire before posting the video online.
gimme fucking water baloons any day!
!TL1000sHOA
>>5298459 Ha ha, did the same thing once.
>Throwing waterbombs at cars as they pulled up to the apartment gate entrance, just as they wound down their windows >KASPLOOSH LOLOLOL duck down >20 minutes later >Hey that car looks famil- DONT THROW IT >Both friends throw 2 each FFFFFFFF >The very instant one touches the car, three guys bust out of that car like there was a bomb in it, running directly for us in the dark >Fucking leg that shit up the hill and panic oh god oh god can't outrun >Suddenly brilliant idea, run around corner and pretend to be playing in the garden with the toy car in my pocket >Guys comes around corner and lifts me up by the collar WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO
>Water balloon suddenly blindsides his face and he drops me, I run like a fucking escaped slave >My face when the most shy guy in my group of friends threw that balloon perfectly Pinzfag !10PINZ710.
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>>5298483 Nice, good one.
I used to put dollars on the end of a fishing pole and drop it off a parking garage. Sometimes the security guards would kick us off but it was so hilarious.
equ!nox !DhviMPREZA
>driving down my street >car coming opposite way >raining like fuck >car goes out of his way to smash through a deep puddle >FWOOOOOOSHHH >look at the car as it goes by >older black man smiling his fuckin' ass off good shit. also i was a cunt when i was a kid. would fill snowballs up with needles and put them in the streets...
Wallace the Communist !!z7Q0nVskgkK
>Driving along 50km/h at 45 or so >Group of 5 kids start crossing road about 50 meters ahead of me >First few are across >Last two wont make it without walking at a brisk pace >They decide to walk slow to make me slow down >They give me that 'fuck you, fag' look >Downshift >Foot down >One screams as they book it to other side of road >Honk as I pass
!TL1000sHOA
>>5298550 Fuck I hate kids that do that.
My backfires sound like a fucking gun, they shit their pants.
And probably my lolvalves.
Anonymous
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>>5298550 >driving back from Wegmans with my brother after we picked up subs late at night >going the quickest way home >a good 15-20 highschool wiggers all walking slowly in the middle of the road >figure they might move for me >they don't >downshift >WOT >they all shit their pants and get out of my way >one of them throws a rock at the car >I slam on the brakes and my brother and I get out >they all scatter >lol because no damage on my pile of shit winter beater Wallace the Communist !!z7Q0nVskgkK
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>>5298554 My old Navara used to be king for running rich as fuck when it was cold. Put my foot down and launch a plume of smoke when some dick was tailgating me. My new Navara isn't near as much fun. Nobody ever used to ask me to drive my old one because it was a cunt to start, if you did get it started you'd have to battle with a near fucked clutch.
I beat the crap out of that truck
Anonymous
>be in mall parking garage >a few car lengths behind people walking back to their car >be autofagic >put in neutral >mash gas and bounce off rev limiter >they all look back at me like I just stabbed a 2 year old >at same mall parking garage >be going up ramp >see car coming down ramp (2 lanes so it's ok) >put autotragic in neutral again >start backing up down ramp as they go by >stare at people in lolexploder the whole time >zero fucks given
Anonymous
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>>5298591 lol'd so fucking hard for some reason. I really have no idea why.
Wallace the Communist !!z7Q0nVskgkK
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Gotta keep the thread going I guess>Driving to work >Same guy in a riced out Evo has been following me last 5k or so >Pull up at multi-lane lights >He goes in lane beside me >I'm on the outside straight/right lane, originally planning to go straight >He revs >Okay, I'll play ball. Rev back >Light goes green, he drops it and pins off >Casually turn right and drive around the block
Wallace the Communist !!z7Q0nVskgkK
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Yet another>Driving with grandfather, it's a nice day out >Bottom of hill, CRV with trailer trying to back into driveway >Couldn't keep it straight for any longer than a second >Grandfather says 'it has to be a woman' >She finally sort of gets it in, just enough for us to go past >Sure enough, it's a woman >Both me and grandfather get a good laugh
Anonymous
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>>5298595 i respect you for doing that, a very grown up thing to do anon.
Anonymous
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>Driving home one evening >Turn onto road with one-lane bridge with footpaths both sides. >Bunch of about 10 chavs(wiggers/plastic gangsters) walking on the bridge >The see me >"fuck da system" mode engage >They all start to casually cross to the other footpath on the bridge as I approach. >Slow down a little, downshift >Foot to the floor & mash my hand on the horn >All dive for the other fucking footpath >They shout an scream things at me as I blow past >mon visage
Seagull !fUcCUNTYtU
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>Turning right into a mall, but the road cuts through it >Few young girls crossing the road as I start to turn, they see me and doordle across >Shift to neut and bounce of rev limiter, was running no exhaust at time >Satan throw multiple fucks of noise at them >Watch them scream and run off like when you hit someone in GTA
Wallace the Communist !!z7Q0nVskgkK
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>Driving buddies XR8, long drive, we've switched drivers >Some dick in a Corolla going 80 >Get to passing lane >Indicate into lane >Cunt speeds up to 110 >Passing lane not long enough >Hang back >Drops back to 80 again >Another passing lane >He's back up to 110 >Pissed off mode engage >Full noise in passing lane >Whizz passed cunt in Corolla >Turns out to be some 18 year old looking kid >Going full noise, 140 km/h >Indicate back into lane in front of him >Slow down to 70 >Mate wakes up, 'the fuck wallace, why are you driving so slow' >Point at mirror >Kid is looking like he's about to kill someone >Corolla tries to pass me next lane >Speed up to 120 km/h >He can't quite muster the speed in the space provided >Brake check before resuming normal driving habits
Anonymous
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countless time this has happened>co-workers driving back to work after lunch >check out other drivers >see girl in next lane, nice hair, looks hot >driver speeds up, we all look back >ugly as fuck >we all scream and lol
Anonymous
>drive a cummins turbo diesel straigh pipe >huge clouds of blacksmoke comes out if i press hard on the pedal. >at red light alone at huge intersection >no wind >SMOKE UP THE JOINT >lol looking at cars driving towards the street corner rolling up there windows
Anonymous
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>passenger in friends golf with 4 other guys, on way back home from paintballing >overtaking then slowing down constantly because of a hot girl in the next lane >she ignores us >friend winds down the window and moons her at 75mph >everyone laughing so hard they're crying >she keeps ignoring us >Suddenly car infront slams on brakes >Looks like they've chucked something out of their window >Bird hit their wing mirror >Incoming cloud of feathers >AAAAARGHHHH >Guy jumps back in, not enough time to wind up window >shitload of feathers get inside >she finally takes notice >journey home funnier than whole day paintballing
car owner
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>drive past bus >point and laugh at people on bus >the end.
69 GTO The Judge
>>5298655 This. Right here. Diesel power for the win.
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>>5298710 If it doesn't have DPF regen, it ain't worth shit.
I get to shoot flames out of my stack every 12,000-60,000 miles.
REPO STAN !jU441s.usg
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>>5298337 >Part of being a kid is having a crazed stranger come at you bruh. THAT
Also
>this entire thread Grand_Am_GT1 aka PMFK
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>driving jeep with top off >see two kids shooting each other with water guns >stop at a stop sign >one drops his bottle trying to reload >i lol >kid looks at me, pissed offf mode >runs towards me with a nearly empty gun >starts pumping to shoot it at me >i drive off with a trollface >same routine next day, its on my route to work >they see me pulling up to the stop sign >they are clearly going to shoot me >roll through stop sign like a boss i still see these kids paying outside every once in a while, but im driving the vette, so they dont even notice its me
Anonymous
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ITT: Brosifine Making up stories about his car.
Anonymous
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>Picking sister up from dance with my gf >Driving down street with sis and gf, fuckton of 13 year olds walking in the street, right in the middle >Neutral >Rev hard as fuck and fucking backfire everywhere >6k clutch drop, peel the fuck out >I think one peed himself >Sister is loling because they're the "tough" kids
Anonymous
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>Driving home from maccas with friends, two cars >Mates car in front >Pulls up to the lights, expects me to pull up right next to him >Flips off some random girl and her bf >Gets brake checked and stuck behind this guy for a km untill he can pull off the road >lol hard while spectating from behind him the whole way home
Anonymous
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>Driving around with friends >Meet up with some girls we know >Drive around, following each other >Decide to dick around, it's 1am >Proceed to race down town hill, jump train tracks >feelsgeneralleeinhere
Anonymous
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This regularly , never had a black guy nearly kill me though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orzlz86p9bE Anonymous
>>5298541 my late brother doing exactly that. my mate did it in his corsa after that, tore pat of the front bumper off hahahah
Anonymous
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>My dad and I driving home from hockey >I'm driving, because lolbeginners license >Fat fellow walking across road >Dad honks >He does a penguin waddle across road >We lol all the way home >We look out, he's smiling >We daaawww >Driving my dad's '98 Sierra >Pick up the girlfriend from work >Pull up to stop light >Guy in a riced out '92 240SX >He revs >Girlfriend and I lol >I rev >The Sierra is autotragic >I drive off normally >He stalls >I lol as he's maf >Girlfriend doesn't know what manual is, so I have to explain it to her >After that, she starts loling >At the same light with girlfriend >Another guy in a Corolla >We both peel out >I beat him because racetruck >He drives by smiling and laughing, he's not even mad >Girlfriend and I lol all way home, then gets mad when I put Diary of a Madman by Ozzy on. >I was maf
Anonymous
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>>5298865 oh fuck im doing this from now on.
900NG !!IGI6LcuBOt6
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>>5298926 > bunch of teenagers, the shitty kind > crossing > herp, I'm gonna cross the street 5 meters before the actual crossing > oh no you don't > dump to 1st > saab with scraped bumpers like a derby car > exhaust was completely blown, sounded like madness > kids jump back to the sidewalk. > lol. > 900NG is still a small boy > me and neighbour kids get a hugeass blanket and just derp around at night > bumfuck of nowhere, not even a village, just 2 houses by the road > pull blanket over our heads and run towards the road at 1AM scaring the shit out of drivers > towards the road, never actually close to it neither did we attempt to suicide in front of the cars. > hey that car looks famili---WAIT FOR ME > our faces when the cars slows down and turns in front of my house. > dad didn't give a fuck. Just Expecting Every Problem !ZXmBdDUhMU!!zv3dZrGjtru
Just Expecting Every Problem !ZXmBdDUhMU!!zv3dZrGjtru Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No. 5299112 Report Quoted By:
>>5298278 Oh SHIT. When I was playing Tball I was on the Devil Rays. Everyone else was playing on "real" teams and this was the first year Tampa Bay had a team so my dad was kinda upset I got some brand new AL team, lol.
Anonymous
>be a kid >be up to no good as kids usually are >late at night be bored with friends during sleep over, we all sneak out >go to a road with bushes on both sides of the street, about waist-high >have two kids get on each side, hide in bushes >when car approaches, as its about 10 feet away we all scream 'PULL' and we stand up, all pretending to pull a rope/line toward us >people freak their shit >one guy slams on his brakes, swerves / almost hits a light post >we're almost dying laughing >he gets out of his car, reaches into back seat and pulls out a paintball gun >we ran like escaped slaves
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>>5299131 Daww what a cute dog. That would be fucking awesome.
Anonymous
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>>5299131 this picture always cracks me the fuck up, no matter how many times i've seen it, i read that line/post and absolutely die
Oliver
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>>5299138 Did that trick with my mom and some of my friends once. Always a good evening when a cop yells at your mother. "WHAT THE FACK ARE YOU TEACHING THESE KIDS!!"
>Be driving my car, Oliver >Just installed subs, this happened a couple nights ago >cruising down main road on campus where all the bars are >People, people everywhere >Turn subs up >LAWL everytime someone asks if that's me or a car around me People must not expect major bumps from a mom wagon. Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Pic related, my trunk. It's not wired up in the picture, but that was taken almost 2 weeks ago. Things have changed since.
Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM
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>>5299138 Did that once, lulz were had.
>walking down street the night before halloween with 7-8 friends (back when i had friends LOLOLOL) >coming back from grocery store/movie store >have a shitpot of candy/movies >cop pulls up >HAY U KIDZ DUNT HAS N E EGGS DU U? >one usually chill friend, who's high on sugar says "LOL NO! WE GOT MEWVIES!"
>holds up (iirc) White chicks and Mrs. Doubtfire >cop drives away shaking his head Anonymous
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>>5299211 Didn't do that last step. Not sure why I wrote that in at the end.
Anonymous
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>winter, driving my old-ass scooby loyale wagon to the gf's house >at uphill stoplight on ice, pull up next to 3rd gen z28 camaro >lol, rev at camaro >camaro revs back >light goes green, camaro sits and spins >4wd takes me right up the hill
Anonymous
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>Be a kid >Right opposite my house was a bit of concrete where cars would get abandoned quite a lot. >Me and a few friends used to fuck around with the cars >On one particular day, start fucking around with an abandoned Vauxhall Nova >Playing with the handbrake, off an on >Take handbrake off, car starts rolling forward >Pull handbrake up >Nothing happening, car still rolling >"ohfuckohfuckohfuck" >Leave the car and book it the fuck out of there and hide round the corner up the road a bit >Look down an see car has rolled right into middle of road >Lol for about half an hour as cars try to squeeze past and generaly get buttmad because they think some dick parked it there >"our work here is done"
Anonymous
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>Parking lot across from were I work >People in manuals often pull in there, dunno why >Go over with friends, and check for the following >Handbrake off, clearly in neutral >If both are met, start moving car around >Mindfuck with people when their car is at the back of the parking lot >Some people freak out and run around >One person broke down in tears and we had to call an ambulance >Still did it even after I quit.
ⓅⒸⓅ !!NndWyJ21e7R
>driving home >see riced out car >cavalier (typical) >see chevy racing sticker on back >proceed to lol even though he never looked at me mexicans
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>be kid >throwing huge chunks of ice into the road and watching them explode >throw fuck heug chunk >not notice car was coming >ice chunk bounces off the road >hits red car >car slams brakes and skids like 30feet or so >run like a motherfucker
Anonymous
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>night out >driving home from pub with mate >nigaroos crossing the road >see us and slow the fuck down >down shift + horn = scatter >feel/hear where one of them kicked my car >ebrake like a boss >me and mate hop out >they walk twords us with gangsta mode on >my mate pulls his badge and poker faces >hes off duty and they have no fucking clue >nigaroos piss themselves >check my car. no damage >after he fucks with em for ~20min were driving >epic lulz
REPO STAN !jU441s.usg
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>>5298865 I laughed so hard my face hurts now.
Also someone mentioned an old lady and a curb, made me remember one:
>strip mall parking lot between four random stores, a T-Ho and a mallwart >clusterfuck of bad lanes and uneven curbs designed on a napkin by asshats on meth and built by stoned high school dropouts >badly/not cleared snow, can't really see curbs unless you know they're there >walking thru middle of lot over said curbs to get to EBGames from where I parked >still barely in EBGames on way out, suddenly race car noises from over near where I parked >following my footprints in reverse, suddenly muffler >wat >look closer >someone drove right over the highest curb on the lot >trail of red drops begins just off to my right in between the tire tracks >suddenly much swearing coming from over where the red trail pointed >lololol Seriously the worst parking lot layout I've ever been in
Bugfag
>>5299509 riced cavaliers are always owned by white people
i would have believed you if you said civics, but no fuck you
ⓅⒸⓅ !!NndWyJ21e7R
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>>5299583 this wasnt just a riced cavalier
its was a racecar
it said chevy racing
so mexico
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>be 16 >drive pic related >load it full of friends >go egg cars because lolwerebadasses >egg a parked evo in subdevision >lights come on >ohshitohshitohshit >SCCRREEEECCCCHHHHHH >hittin corners and understeerin like a mo'fucker >headlights never leaving my tail >100mph on 30mph road >headlights back off >white knuckle drivin 'bout to crash erry corner >pull in sub after a corner thinkin we lost him >lights come doriftoo in >FUCK >friends screaming about already being on probation >GTFO i got this >in some stupid little dirt turnaround >evo parks center of road so i cant leave >guy gets out and starts walking twords my car >PEDAL TO THE METAL!!! >take last second right turn down street i dont know >FUCK, it dead ends >flip a bitch >oh shit, hes got a table >somehow misses my car with the table >drive through ditch and take out a mailbox >take the fuck off and never hear about it again >many lols were had after i got a new change of pants
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
>>5299625 I read all this as
>I am an immature child that does not know how to appreciate other people's property and I'm too much of a pussy to face the consequences of my actions. 3dg3 !x0ojhPBt7E
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>being a kid >never fucked with cars because my parents taught me RESPECT >lulz are had at dumbass kids who fucked with other people's shit
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>5299623 i would have done the same shit, fuck people who do that shit to other peoples property
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
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>riding down town with my buddy looking for parking spot >following fuckhuge truck through narrow lane of parking lot >see an empty spot >truck puts its reverse lights on but clearly sees 2 bikes >not backing up because uphill >pull in spot anyways >dyke bitch backs her truck up "you clearly saw me waiting for that spot! blahblahblah" >me: sorry my reverse is broken lol >my buddy: what'd you want me to do? back up? >her clearly maf expected to come back to a bike pile but nothing ever happened
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>>5299653 >be 16 then >be 20 now try to tell me you never did dumb shit when you were 16
Mstroker !!iUsFw5h6mKo
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
>>5299680 My parents taught me to respect other people's property. Obviously, your parents were failures.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5299688 my dad was always drunk and my step mom was a bitch
i grew up to be an asshole that just doesn't give a fuck because of it
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
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>>5299700 But you still respect other people's property.
>>5299680 is most likely a little upper-middle class faggot whose parents give him everything he wants and rubs his "boo-boos" when he gets the shit kicked out of him.
Anonymous
>>5299700 because that's an excuse
>dieinafire.jpg Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
>>5299713 vtak yo is actually backing up my claim that there's no excuse to destroy other people's property. He's saying he came from a shitty family, but he still respects other people's shit.
He'll just fuck a bitch up if they touch his own shit - which he should.
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>>5299688 my parents were just happy i had friends so they let me get away with whatever i did lol
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>>5299717 >eggs >destroy lol u mad bro?
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
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>>5299725 I'm glad you think being a criminal is a good thing.
Enjoy getting your shit pushed in for felony vandalism when you assault a police officer's undercover car.
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
>>5299730 >Eggs can break windows and, when thrown at cars, can dent a body panel or chip paint where the shell breaks, leaving an oval outline. Additionally, egg whites can degrade certain types of vehicle and house paint. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egging You also seem to have little to no education.
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62
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>>5299741 >Image completely unrelated to argument. >No text to accompany image. >Too immature to admit he's a man-child. Keep reaching man - maybe one day you'll get them!
250r(Drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy
250r(Drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy Mon 19 Sep 2011 01:14:00 No. 5299784 Report Quoted By:
>driving 09 jetta >going to turn onto main street at 10 at night. >see couple standing in the edge of street >gun it and break traction around the corner i missed them by inches they fucking snapped. a bunch of people outside a local bar was loling though it was great.>2 blocks down the road >bunch of people walking across bridge >swerve over 3 lans just to blare the horn >scared the shit out of them im an ass.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>be kid bored late at night in suburbia >sneak out and head towards the entrance of our neighborhood >newspapers on driveways, take ~10 out of their plastic bags >go to guy's yard who lives right by the entrance and fill up the plastic bags with grass clippings >go up to guard rail and hurl the bags at cars as they drive by on the 2 lane road that our neighborhood as off of >do this for a week straight from about midnight - 2am >get cops called on us every night >on the 7th night 8 patrol cars with 2 cops in each pull into both entrances simultaneously >one friend gets tackled to the ground while the rest get away also, during that week>recognize car coming down road, we had hit it earlier that night >prepare to hit it again >LOL BOTTLEROCKS SHOOTING FROM THE WINDOWS >we all lol and cheer >same guy drives by for a couple more nights >don't throw anything because ya, he's rad
Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU
>driving in LA >manga flow exhaust on my stock jetta 2.0 >down shit to a stop at a light >sandwiched by a ricer civic and a herra frush integra DA >both have mexicans at the wheel >rev fest for what feels like the longest redlight of my life >dude in the civic does the lets race hand motion >I do the same to the integra >light turns green >they both peel out >cop about 3 cars back on perpendicular street >pulls em both over in the fastfood lot half a block up >throw it into neutral and rev as I drive past
Anonymous
>>5300046 sweet manga exhaust man
captcha: ncernews guidos
Anonymous
Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU
>>5300057 I got the magna flow because it helped me hear how high I was revving without looking at the dash when I learned how to drive stick shift.
Anonymous
>>5300072 that went WAY over your head
OP IS A !FAG..jIhak
Anonymous
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>>5298267 >sitting at an intersection > Guy in full green body suit that covers everything, even his face, rides through the intersection on a BMX bike, green and black cap and black shoes. > laughed then my mind broke. Anonymous
>>5300064 I beat one of these idiots in a '87 volvo 240, stock with 390,000 miles.. on a hill 5 speed manual. lol acuras. The idiot was shifting really fast and was pulling 4th on the hill and was in my mirrors while I was still climbing up the powerband on 2nd gear.
oh and here's the funny part:
I wasnt even trying to race :)
only new jap crap can claim it has performance, anything made in the 90's was sporty in looks only.
dont even get me started on v-tec. more like poor ripoff of vanos.
Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU
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>>5300099 I get it now lol, no spell check.
Type R !DR30en61/2
>>5300146 >in looks only Oh you silly american
Anonymous
>>5300169 yeah the cars that few own, like the mr2 and the real sporty cars out of japan (anything RWD or AWD) were valid, but 90% of the shit on the road that is riced out and sporty looking econobox horseshit = lol.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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just the other day>driving down my street >bunch of kids, the usual ones, don't move >meh >rolling slow with the clutch in so no noise >bastard taunts me and does the finger and jumps infront of me >LOL 5k revs dump clutch >wheelspin and swerve at the wee fucker >he dives on the footpath like an olympic high jumper >other kid, thats pretty chill and moves when i come, hits the curb falls off his bike and his full face helmet falls off (ino for a bike right?) and lands falt on his chest >LOLOLOLOL >continue driving my girlfriends hits me whenever i wheel spin at the fuckers
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>5300146 YOU TALKIN SHIT BOUT VTEC NIGGA?
IF YOU AINT REVIN OVER 5K YOU AINT DRIVIN RITE.
Anonymous
>Driving recently completed 79 Camaro project (sold it in July :'/) >Supercharged 340, .60 over, 12 PSI >Driving home from loljustdrivingaround >cunt kids in street >get behind >coasting up to them Motherfucker I know you hear this thing>honk horn, one looks, flips me off >okay bitch, I'll play >4 speed into neutral >rev limiter >Backfire EVERYWHERE >First >nose off ground a couple inches >they dive, I drive notafuck.jpg
Type R !DR30en61/2
>>5300183 >but 90% of the shit on the road that is riced out and sporty looking econobox horseshit = lol. 90% of every car ever made in any decade was like that
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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>sitting at red light waiting to turn >there's a Dunkin Doughnuts on the corner across from me >some lady with a Ford Excursion is in the drive through >she leaves and goes to turn out >notice she stops and backs up >tries again. Stops and backs up again >lol Excursion is too big for drive though
Anonymous
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>>5300228 you miss the point:
these peopel put shitty addons to said econoboxes and think they're racing/sports cars.
then cry when they get owned by cars that are real sports cars, or have an environmentally unfriendly drivetrain under the hood (such as those chevy SUVs in that vid)
Anonymous
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finaly just got done reading this thread archive nao.
Anonymous
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>>5300221 Congrats, you almost ran over a deaf kid.
Anonymous
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>drive slow >piss people off I sure lol alright
jdsm !z4MXSuBARU
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>cruising down side street >guy walking dog >dog squats to shit >lay on horn >dog jumps vertically, does a 180 degree turn in mid-air and starts growling at me >i lol heartily, owner is laughing his ass off, dog looks confused >continue on my way
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