So guys, I'm bored.>the first example when one of you told me what to ask her >Hey mom, so you like the space in my car, right? >>Yup! >Well, you know there's only that much space because it's a hatchback, right? >>Yup! >And you don't like hatchbacks, do you? >>Nope! >Then, why do you like the space and not my car? >>Because your car looks fucking stupid >But, my car is clean, no holes from rust >>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY CAR! >Then why is it fair for you to talk shit about mine? >>BECAUSE EVERYONE AGREES IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT! >>>No it's not. (Dad from across the house) >>FUCK YOU DON, YOU'RE A FAGGOT! >>>Well, now you're just being rude >>I HATE ALL OF YOU >Proceeds to leave and tries a burn out, which just gets her into the ditch >>>God, she's just being rude, I'm not a bundle of sticks >My sides went to orbit
Defmanto !HBrokeMW02
Have her explain to you how an engine works.
Anonymous
Is your mother crazy? Why does she react like that?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836395 >Hey mom, can you explain how you think an engine works? >>Why do you want to know? >I'm just curious what you think. >>Okay...well, the starter makes a spark and ignites the fuel, to start it >>Then...umm....I don't fucking know, WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?! >Awesome. Come on, make it not difficult, she's not that smart.
>>7836405 Yes, she pretty much is.
Anonymous
How does a turbo work?
Defmanto !HBrokeMW02
>>7836418 Lawls
Have you ever considered writing a book of shit she says?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836437 If I somehow get enough money to do so and get enough interest, I might.
>>7836434 I'm on it, be back in like ten minutes.
To hold you guys over....
>I'm at home >Mom comes into my room >>Damian, why do you have your car plugged in? >Because it's like -40 >>So? >I don't want to put stress on my engine >>Why? >I don't want to spend money on stuff I don't need >>I've never plugged my car in >And see where that's gotten you? >>Yeah, cars that have started >How many times have you had to replace your starter from putting wear on it? >>Ya know what? Why don't you shut the fuck up! Why do you always have to be right? >Because I don't want false information to floatin' about >>Fuck off Anonymous
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>>7836444 Has she always been this much of a raging thundercunt?
RZRtv
>>7836444 I don't even think you'd need money at first, just write all of it down as it happens and from your best stories you remember/already have. I'm pretty sure you can upload your own books to Amazon for Kindle downloading. I'd buy it.
Anonymous
Defmanto !HBrokeMW02
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>>7836453 Yeah getting a book publish digitally is cheap nowadays.
Anonymous
>>7836390 Dude why are you fucking with your mom? It's obvious she has some issues.
Anonymous
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>>7836464 because it's funny. I'd love to witness her go off like this in person.
Defmanto !HBrokeMW02
Anonymous
Someone post more of his stories whilst he's out fetching OC
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836444 >Hey, mom do you know how a turbo works? >>What's that? >A turbocharger >>A what? >Turbocharger, it adds power to a car >>Oh...uhhh, the engines exhaust gas turbine >Huh...in short, that's actually right >What about a supercharger? >>That adds power too, right? >Yes >>Is it the same way? >No. >>Then, I have no idea >Fair enough >Do you think automatics work by magic? >>Yes, how the fuck else would they work? >Like anything else in a car? >>Fuck no, you fucking retard. ford240x6 !!5eAhXxo2QfV
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>>7836453 >we lol'd at rainbowwranger's mom before it was cool RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836496 >Have to take mom grocery shopping >We get out and I have to carry all the fucking grocery's, not complaining because I don't have to pay for food, but still >Use key to open rear hatch >>Damian, why don't you use that automatic opening thing? >I prefer the key and I don't have it with me >>Well, that's stupid, why have one if you don't use it? >It came with the car, I didn't have a choice >>Exactly, you don't have a choice, so fucking use it! >Why? >>It's a waste not to! >I don't want to use it >>FINE, DON'T FUCKING SEE ME HELPING YOU ANY MORE, I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY CAR >Slams rear hatch >Slams door >Mom, don't slam the hatch, or door, do you want to pay to replace anything that breaks? >>NO AND I WON'T EVEN IF IT DOES BREAK >Now you're just being difficult >>SHUT UP, I'M TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT, I DON'T NEED THIS, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I PAY FOR EVERYTHING ON THIS CAR >No, you've paid for nothing, the insurance is in Dad's name, which I still pay, I pay for gas and repairs, which I won't have if you're fucking respectful of my stuff >>You're a fucking asshole >At least I take care of my vehicle Anonymous
>>7836497 I justabout died laughing. How do you keep a straight face during all this?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7836511 I'm actually a decent actor, so I can control my laughter, but I let loose when I leave.
Anonymous
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>This is when I was looking for a vehicle and I stumbled upon the Focus >Both parents are in the room >Hey dad, I think I found what I want >2002 Ford Focus ZX3, standard, 190k, saftied, hatchback >>>That sounds decent, we'll take a look at it on the weekend >>But, it's Ford and Ford is shitty, I had one like twenty years ago, it broke down >My dad and I in almost unison >Were you taking care of it? >>OF COURSE I WAS! I WASHED IT ALL THE TIME >>>So, that's a no then? >>Shut up, he's not buying a fucking Ford >>>It's his money, he's going to be paying for everything and if he doesn't, he'll pay ME back >>I don't fucking care, I don't want that piece of shit in my driveway >>>It's my driveway and if he wants to put a fucking Civic in the driveway, he can >>Well, don't expect me to help with anything then >That's fine mom, I don't want your help >>Fine, but why don't you get something bigger? Like a Buick? Some of them are supercharged >They are, but I want some decent gas mileage, plus I want standard >>Again with that standard shit? If you like standards so much, why don't you marry them? >Because I can't have a meaningful conversation with a vehicle >>THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STANDARD >>>I understand why he wants one, so if he wants it, let him. >>Fine, don't ever see me trying to drive it then >I don't want you to anyway
Anonymous
Ask her how fuel delivery systems work.
Anonymous
I'm trying to think of funny things.
That American Britfag
>>7836541 ask if she'd rather drive a standard acura, or an automatic honda.
if she picks acura, tell her it's a honda.
Anonymous
>>7836541 >Because I can't have a meaningful conversation with a vehicle but you can m8.
Those long drives with nothing but you and the car? The car speaks to you. Not using words, but using its sounds.
I am friends with my car. It tells me what's going wrong, when it's running fine, when it wants to be driven hard and when it wants just to cruise.
I like my car.
Anonymous
Ask her what her favorite car manufacturer is.
Defmanto !HBrokeMW02
>>7836573 I think we found a cousin of yours RR.
Anyhow, what are her feelings on Ponies and Unifcorns?
That American Britfag
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>>7836570 also, toyota or lexus and nissan of infiniti.
tell her they're all the same.
!e46M3W5VK2
>>7836541 Ask her how she lives with herself.
Anonymous
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>>7836591 who are you and why do you trip?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836603 >How do you live with yourself? >>What do you mean? >You heard me. >>Quite well, thank you! >>7836575 >What's your favourite car manufacturer? >>Chevrolet, obviously >>7836570 >Would you rather drive a standard Acura, or an automatic Honda? >>Acura, why? >Just curious, Acura is subsidiary of Honda >>Well, that's fucking stupid. >>7836558 >Do you know what the difference between a normal automatic and a CVT is? >>A CVT doesn't have a set amount of gears >>7836554 >How does fuel delivery work? >>Well, a big truck has fuel in it's container thing and it brings it to the gas station, then empties it into the pumps and...yeah! >...cool Anonymous
>>7836617 Your mom must be a great troll, no one can be this stupid. Also ask her if she likes icona pop.
That American Britfag
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>>7836617 >How does fuel delivery work? >>Well, a big truck has fuel in it's container thing and it brings it to the gas station, then empties it into the pumps and...yeah! >...cool all of my lols.
IDriveAShitScape
>>7836617 more stories to hold us over? c:
Ask her if there are engines with more than 8 cylinders
Anonymous
Ask her about fuel rails. Oh god that should be amazing.
Anonymous
>>7836646 nah, nah.
Ask her about fuel injection and air/fuel ratios.
Also about what DOHC means.
ford240x6 !!5eAhXxo2QfV
>>7836617 >I hope for your dad's sake your mom is an 11/10 >I respect him a ton for not calling it quits on her if she's as insane as portrayed ask her what a transfer case is?
That American Britfag
tell her you broke up with your gf and got a new one.
That American Britfag
>>7836670 from previous threads, they're still together because he doesn't want her taking half his shit, and he's hoping she'll treequinox herself so hard she frolos.
Anonymous
Ask her how she would feel if you started dating a black chick with a ghetto booty, when she gets pissy say too late bitch.
Anonymous
ask your dad if your mom has always been this crazy
ford240x6 !!5eAhXxo2QfV
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836591 >Hey mom, what are your feelings on Ponies and Unicorns? >>Ponies are fun, your grandma has them. >I know that. >>Don't be snippy, I'm answering your fucking stupid questions >Unicorns? >>They're fucking stupid. >Why? >>Because, a horse with a horn? Fuck that. >>7836634 >Do you like icona pop? >>What's that? >No idea, thought you'd know. >>7836645 >Do you think there are engines with more than eight cylinders? >>Of course, there are >>7836666 >Tell me about fuel injection >>Well, to get a car started, you have to have fuel injected into the car to get it started, then keep it running >Do you know what DOHC means? >>Double overhead camshaft >And what's that? >>No idea, all I know is that my car has it. >No it doesn't. >>Yes it >No it doesn't >>Want me to prove it? >Yes. >Goes on her laptop >Searches DOHC on the lumina wiki >>See? DOHC on the 3.4l >You have a 3.1 >>Oh, well...I'm wrong. >>7836672 >>7836684 She actually likes black people, my best friend is black and he's awesome, so her experience with blacks is actually positive.
>>7836704 >Hey dad, has mom always been this crazy? >>No, just in the past five or ten years has it been getting bad >So, pretty much menopause? >>I think so. Anonymous
Tell her you are thinking about selling the focus and buying a chevy, then ask what car you should get. Post the entire convo.
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl
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>>7836541 my sides are reaching redline
Anonymous
>>7836729 does she actually say fuck that?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836752 >I'm thinking about selling the Focus >>You better be buying a Chevy >I was actually going to, yeah >>Oh good! >Well, what do you think I should get? >>A lumina, mine has been amazing! >No it hasn't, it's in the shop quite often >>Shut up, anyway, maybe a C/K? >I've actually always wanted one >>Good, get a V8, or you're a faggot >Standard, or automatic? >>I know you're going to say standard, but I'd suggest auto >Why? >>Because they choose the gear best suited for the time >No, I would do that with a standard >>You don't know shit. >I know I can drive standard and you can't >>Because autos are so much better for everything >No, they have their places, I agree, but not everything. >>Fuck off, I'm tired of you >>7836780 Yeah, she did.
Anonymous
>>7836789 hahahaha oh man
that menopause
Serious question time.
Do you want to move out to get away from it, or do you want to keep living there cause your dad is a bro and it's hilarious?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836798 Honestly, I like living here, I get to laugh all the time, my dad supports me through everything and he's paying for my schooling. He's awesome, plus I get free food and living.
Anonymous
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>>7836806 fuck yeah don't move out, keep getting us stories.
Anonymous
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>>7836789 >Manual vs automagic >With his fucking mom Holy shit, it's like /o/ - The Family.
And, as it was to be expected, it's fucking bizarre.
Anonymous
Ask her if she thinks Miatas are for homosexuals.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7836817 >Hey mom, are miatas for homosexuals? >>Let me just look it up.. >>Oh god, this thing looks fucking stupid >So, for fags? >>Pretty much, or females, I mean, I guess it makes sense for turning and stuff, but still. Anonymous
Anonymous
ask her if she has torrets
Anonymous
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>>7836853 Or Tourettes.
Or turrets.
Or torrents.
Anonymous
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>>7836789 LOL
post some more stories.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7836853 >Do you have turrets? >>What the fuck is that? >It's an inherited disorder of the nervous system, characterized by a variable expression of unwanted movements and noises, or tics. >>Fuck off, I'm not a retard. >As I'm walking away >That's debatable RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>Driving with mom >See car with all of its windows rolled down, when it's winter, mind you >>When the windows are rolled down that means the windows are broken >What? No. >>Yes, why else? >Because there's a smell in the car, the driver is hot, it could be multiple reasons >>Nope, windows are broken >Fine, let's ask him >We catch up to him at a red light >Hey sir, are your windows broken? >>>No, my dog shit in my car >Sorry to hear, but thank you! >See mom? >>He was lying.
Anonymous
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>>7836901 >>>>No, my dog shit in my car My sides!
Anonymous
Ask her if she has always been a bitch or did it start when dad figured out your poon was too used up for anything remotely sexual.
Anonymous
Okay, I'm just going to ask: Is your mother actually diagnosed with something?
Anonymous
>>7836938 Going from third to first person sometimes has horrible implications. This is one of those times.
Anonymous
Can we archive this shit?
Anonymous
>>7836938 >>7836943 Oh fuck, Sorry I am work and was just finishing up some paper work.
Ask her if she has always been a bitch or did it start when your dad figured out her poon was too used up for anything remotely sexual.
Anonymous
>>7836729 She should actually be glad she doesn't have the DOHC version. I have it and it's a pain in the ass to work on.
Pic related.
Anonymous
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>>7837001 Dat engine bay space.
Anonymous
>>7836789 Surprised your mom knows that all mid 90's GM trucks were called C/K's. Hardly anyone seems to know that.
I'm also assuming that your dad hasn't divorced her because she's an absolute demon in the sack. They probably have heated as fuck arguments then fuck for hours.
Anonymous
You need to make a weekly>ask rainbowrangers mom anything
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7836939 Not that I know.
>>7836948 >tfw one of my threads is already archived >>7837032 >tfw they don't have sex, or at least are ncie enough to be quiet so I don't hear >>7837043 I'll do my best, I usually make a thread a week anyway.
>>7836960 That's one of those things I'm not going to ask.
>mfw I forgot to check the thread and you guys have been posting Sorry, was doing other stuff.
Anonymous
if she doesnt readily admit to it. ask your mom what drugs shes taking...
and can she please get me some of whatever shes got.
>>7836497 wtf how?
AussieMuscle !H6sMmCqWjU
>MFW RAiNBOWRANGER MOM THREADS
AussieMuscle !H6sMmCqWjU
Anonymous
>>7837072 or ask her if shes ever done any drugs?
>or is she alcoholic, they tend to be irrational Anonymous
>>7837001 My friend had the DOHC V6 in his Grand Prix. I was thoroughly unimpressed. That gearing is just terrible.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837072 >>7837124 I'm like 89% sure my parents both smoke pot.
>Hey mom, have you ever done drugs? >>Well, back in the 70's and 80's I did acid and mushrooms >Well....that was very honest of you >>Yeah, BUT IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT STUFF, I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS SO QUICKLY >I'm over a foot taller than you and weigh sixty pounds more than you, you can't do anything. >>YOUR FATHER CAN >He's overweight and I'm stronger than he is >>SHUT UP Anonymous
RAiNBOWRANGER, you're the best tripfag on /o/
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837154 Thank you, that warmed my heart a little. :)
Anonymous
>>7837163 being in manitoba during the winter, I'd assume that your heart (and the rest of you) would be frozen the fuck up.
BC bro says hi. Also your province sucks.
Anonymous
Ever had a lesbian experience mom?
Anonymous
>>7837140 >70's and 80's thats a lot of drugs dude.
your threads are the best!
Anonymous
>>7837167 I forgot to ask a question
What do you think about Quebec/Francophones mom?
Because racecar !!Q9gdM4gIVyg
Ask your dad why he hasn't divorced her yet.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837167 Yeah, I agree with you, but for some reason, I like it, even though I admit, it sucks. There's still fucking snow on the ground.
>>7837169 >Mom, have you ever had a lesbian experience? >>No, why do you ask? >I just want to know more about you and get closer to you. >>7837179 Thank you. =)
>>7837185 >What do you think about Francophones? >>Who? >People who speak french. >>Ohh, well they're fucking faggots. >Why do you say that? >>Because they're rude as fuck >mfw I was born in Montreal, love the Canadiens and can't speak french >>7837187 See
>>7836680 Anonymous
>>7837200 I love my city. Prince George. Motherfucking crime capital of the fucking country! WE"RE NUMBER 1 WE"RE NUMBER 1
I have a foot of snow. Shit sucks. And the used car market sucks DICK.
Best price right now is this bad boy.
http://princegeorge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-excellent-winter-4x4-W0QQAdIdZ465185255 That feel when student so no jew golds to waste on beer let alone a car.
Also fuck her. Francophones are cool And have fucking sexy women.
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl
>>7837220 holy shit go buy that right now
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
Anonymous
>>7837220 Go to east saint louis, its the most dangerous city in the US.
Anonymous
rainbowranger,
Anonymous
>>7837200 >Mom, have you ever had a lesbian experience? >I just want to know more about you and get closer to you. Jesus, i can't handle this.
ask her how an alternator works.
Anonymous
Just give us a damn picture of her already.
Anonymous
>>7837241 actually i think its flint michigan
Anonymous
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>>7837200 Ask her if she's ever tried anal?
>>7837257 He did once. Bitch was ugly and looked crazy.
Anonymous
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>>7837236 >>7837240 I would. But I have -22.50 in my account right now.
If it's there in a couple of months then fuck yes I want it.
Unless someone wants to start a anon kickstart for anons first car?
>>7837240 you also have more nates. So thats a one up you have.
>>7837241 PG is a town of 70k. I live within walking distance of downtown. When I'm doing something in the garage or driveway I see some interesting people....
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7837247 Well, my Grandpa is a mechanic and she had to help him at some times, so she must know a little.
She's stupid as all hell.
>>7837251 >Do you know how an alternator works? >>I honestly have no idea. Well, that was disappointing.
Anonymous
>>7837257 This, you promised a picture in one of your other threads but i literally cannot picture this woman
Anonymous
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>>7836437 RAiNBOWRANGER presents: Shit My Mom Says
I'd buy it.
Anonymous
>>7836729 >>7836789 your mom is in a strangely good mood today
Anonymous
ask her if she'd rather have a FR-S or a v6 mustang
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837267 >hfw I could only take a picture of a picture I think this is like five, or ten years ago.
>>7837302 I know, right?
>>7837320 >Hey mom, would you rather an FR-S, or a V6 Mustang? >>What's an FR-S? >Scion >>Oh, so hipster bullshit? >Pretty much. >>Well, I'd rather a V8, but I'll take the V6, the Mustang is my dream car, after all >What year? >>Doesn't matter >hfw kitty kat klub !0CATsq0Myk
ask your mom who would win in a fight:
Anonymous
fuck dude how is your mom so good with cars? My mom cant even remember the 2 names to the cars we have. she refers to them as the maroon one ( ford taurus) or the small one ( crx lol).
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837331 >Hey mo... >>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, HOLY SHIT. >Who would win in a fight, a tiger, or two great danes with swords taper to their backs? >>Oh....hmm, I think the great danes >Why? >>Swords, duh! >But a tiger is aggressive as fuck, great danes are gentle and friendly by nature >>SWORDS! >But tigers can be 3.3m long and 306kg in weight at max >>BUT SWORDS! >But a fucking tiger, who can out run those fuckers if need be, then come back once they're tired and fuck their shit up >>SWORDS YOU FUCKING RETARD, SWORDS! >Tigers have claws and sharp as fuck teeth >>Fuck off >>7837348 Dad was a mechanic.
Anonymous
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>>7837327 >mfw I pictured her a lot like that, but with browner hair and more wrinkly Anonymous
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Goddamn rainbow ranger. Your mom could make a sailor blush with that mouth of hers.
kitty kat klub !0CATsq0Myk
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>>7837354 you sir, are a god amongst men.
>mfw that conversation Anonymous
Ask her what the best car ever made is/was.
Anonymous
>>7837327 ask her if she knows that mustangs can't turn
Anonymous
>>7837327 I thought she hates fords, why the fuck is her dream car a ferd mustang? EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837389 I know she's going to say a Mustang, I don't even have to ask.
>>7837398 >tfw was just writing this shit out I have no idea! What does make sense about her? Srsly?
Anonymous
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>>7837404 >I know she's going to say a Mustang, I don't even have to ask. My bad, I missed
>>7837327 .
Eh, I dunno now, ask her how a carburetor works, I guess? Or maybe a distributor?
Anonymous
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Ask her how magnets work. When she asks why you want to know, just say you've always wondered how magnets work.
That American Britfag
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>>7836901 >See mom? >>He was lying. fucking wow.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837397 >You do know Mustangs can't turn, right? >>That's why I'd only want it for straight a ways >Fair enough! >Do you know how magnets work? >>The magnetic force that one creates attracts other shit >Do you know how a carburetor works? >>A what? >Carburetor >>What's that? >It blends air and fuel for an internal combustion engine >>Nope, I do now Anonymous
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>>7837259 >tfw live 10 minutes away and hardly ever venture there >feelswhiteman Anonymous
That American Britfag
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>>7837354 jesus christ my sides
Anonymous
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>>7837492 >doesn't know what a carburetor is >lived during the carb era HOW?
Anonymous
>>7837492 how is your mom not asking about all your questions. Holy fuck either she is bored as hell, or you are annoying as fawk. No offense. but in your defense you seem like a pretty chill bro.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837495 >How was your day, mom? >>Short, or long version? >Long! >>Well, I went into town >But your license is revoked, you can't drive. >>That's why I didn't break the law, anyway, into town, went shopping for food, almost rear ended four guys, hit a parked car, no damage to my car though, LUCKY ME! Ummm, came home and now you're asking me all these questions. So, pretty good. >You...hit a car and drove off? >>Yup. >I...why? >>I'd be fucked over >Did you do damage to their car? >>Yup, huge dent in it >I...hmm, interesting. >>7837535 She's not really doing anything, plus she wants me to talk with her more. Thank you!
Anonymous
>>7837545 Ask her about loosing her v card, and if was in teh back of a chebby.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7837545 >You...hit a car and drove off? >>Yup. >I...why? >>I'd be fucked over >Did you do damage to their car? >>Yup, huge dent in it MY HATRED KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Anonymous
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>>7837545 >That's why I didn't break the law oh the irony in that statement, she committed felony hit and run under my states laws.
damn near choked on my food reading that one
Anonymous
>>7837354 I feel like your mom looks and sounds like mrs. Crabtree
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837554 Oh god.....fine.
>Hey mom, when'd you lose your virginity? >>Well...that's kind of weird to ask, but okay...it was to your father >Really? >>Yup. >Good for you! >>Thank you. >Was it in the back of a chebby? >>Why'd you say that queerly? Either way, no. Bed, like a normal person. Anonymous
>>7837591 pretend to come out of the closet to her and tell her your gay
she seems kinda homophobic
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837607 She has in the past threatened to kick me out of the house if I'm gay, so...I'm not going to do that.
That American Britfag
>>7837591 ask her 'bed of a chebby?'
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7837613 i understand
this thread has been the highlight of my day already anyways.
Anonymous
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>>7837585 OMFG YES! She reminds me SO much of Mrs. Crabtree.
> Yea whatever you say ya fat bitch >> WHAT DID YOU SAY! > I said I have a bad itch >> Oh. RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837615 >So, when you said bed...did you mean the bed of a ch... >>No, not the bed of a chebby, a real bed, with a mattress >In the back of a chebby? >>No. >Are you sure? >>Yes. >Positive? >>Yes. >A hundr.. >>YES, NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD FUCKING DAMN IT Anonymous
>>7837591 Ask her about her anal v card?
Anonymous
>>7837591 Ask her if she will give you head. POST RESULTS!!!!
This thread is now a, get rainbowrangers mom to leave the house as emotionally scarred as possible thread.
Oh and give your dad a link to this thread and let him join the fun.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837649 >>7837651 Both of those are nonnegotiable nos.
Anonymous
>>7837660 Sorry rainbow, I just think it would be funny if she bolted ot crying and screaming.
Anonymous
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>>7837651 >>7837649 He still wants to live in the house lol, so thats a nono
Anonymous
>>7837651 I do think letting you dad do some trolling would be awesome
Anonymous
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>>7837660 Aw. What this guy said
>>7837671 Anonymous
tell her your thinking about selling your car and buying a different one. when she asks what you want to get show her a miata (or civic if your afraid she will kick you out)
Anonymous
chanarchive org / request _ votes (Remove spaces)
Anonymous
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sounds like she needs a good dicking
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837671 I know, I don't disagree, but I enjoy living in my house.
>>7837679 I'll think about it.
>>7837681 I've already done that in this thread, except I asked her what she thought.
Anonymous
>>7837700 >chanarchive org / request _ votes needs 1 more now
Anonymous
>>7837710 You should say, mom I just won you a new car on the computer all they needed was your bank info. So I thought I would be a good son and help you out. (insert whatever classy car you think of here)
Anonymous
>>7837710 Ask her why she hates faggots and try explaining to her gays aren't bad people or sinners. Love is love and all that jazz.
I wanna hear her homophobic answer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7837730 bugatti veyron, do it OP
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837730 >implying she has a bank account All the money she makes goes into my dad's account, no, not a joint account, his personal account.
>>7837735 >Mom, why do you hate faggots? >>Because it's unnatural >Why do you say that? >>Because that's not how it was intended for things to be >What do you mean? >>Men can't procreate with other men, so why should they have sex with each other? >Because they're happy? >>That's bullshit, no one's happy fucking their own gender >What if they are? >>They're lying sacks of shit that should be burned for crossing Jesus Christ, our lord and our savior >But we're made in the image of him/her and we're meant to do as he/she says, right? >>Yes >Then why are there homosexuals if we're meant to do as he/she says? Don't you think there wouldn't be any alive? >>Hmm, I have nothing to say in retort, you win this round >Thank you >>I still think they should be killed off >And that's okay to have your own opinion BTC/TA990FXE !EJHAvOpuHQ
>>7837772 ask her why does she believe in jesus, and then why does she think god exists
Anonymous
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>>7837746 Now it needs upvotes so it'll be moved to the permanent section
Anonymous
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>>7837772 This makes me happy as a gay man.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7837783 >Mom, why do you believe in Jesus and why do you think god exists? >>I always have, I've never known anything else and I don't want to question it. I'm happy in denial, because if I'm wrong, so what? But if I'm right, then I'm good! >Well...that's actually a good response. Fair enough. Anonymous
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>>7837813 Ask her if she knows what pascals wager is, cuz she has better odds of being right if she didn't believe in god.
Anonymous
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>>7837772 Is it unnatural when infertile men or women fornicate with members of the opposite sex since they can't procreate either?
Anonymous
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>>7837772 Over 480 animal species have been shown to have homosexual relationships, only humans are homophobic. Hating gays is the unnatural thing lel
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7837772 >>Then why are there homosexuals if we're meant to do as he/she says? Don't you think there wouldn't be any alive? Why are there child molesters? Why are there thieves? Why are there rapists?
That line of argument really doesn't make sense.
I'm not equating these things, just pointing it out.
Anonymous
>>7838509 because Cain and Able.
That American Britfag
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl
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>>7838533 >Bible is accurate OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7838509 I kinda get the feeling you don't like gay people, Azar.
Sin !!SJDh6SWipVi
>>7836390 >RAiNBOWRANGER I saw one of your threads a while back, I would murder your mother for you.
Anonymous
Rainbowranger
Sin !!SJDh6SWipVi
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>>7836729 >a horse with a horn? fuck that I can't stop laughing
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840567 I disagree with their choice and believe it is wrong.
That said, I have a few gay friends. I don't treat them any differently.
Anonymous
>>7840678 It isn't a choice. If it is, then when did you choose to be straight?
Sin !!SJDh6SWipVi
>>7837636 Holy shit, same here. I agree with RR being the best trip on the board. I'm so happy I have an office with no one else near me now considering how hard I laugh at his stories.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840713 There are people who are more inclined by genetic code to homosexuality, that doesn't make it any less of a choice. There are people who are more inclined to steal, or refuse to interact with others.
You aren't bound by your genome or your epigenome.
Anonymous
>>7840737 So when did you choose to be straight?
Anonymous
>>7840737 If you think homosexuality is a choice, prove it. Go out tonight, make a conscious decision to be gay, really put some effort in. Can't do it? Maybe even repulsed by the idea? That's because you are wrong.
That American Britfag
>>7840737 >who are more inclined by genetic code no dude.
there are people who are by genetic code, gay.
they're not 'more inclined' they just are.
the only choice they have, is whether to lie to themselves, or be who they are.
straight people cannot choose to be gay any more than gay people can choose to be straight.
Anonymous
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>>7840770 Does jail or furfags count? Not sayin' it's always a conscious choice but when there are no women available sometimes people do choose to be gay...
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840750 Do you not make a choice like that every day? I'm not saying it is a difficult choice for some of us..but you can recognize which guys look good and which do not. That's at least some level of attraction, even if at a very basic level.
>>7840770 I'm not repulsed by the idea, I'm repulsed by the action.
>>7840790 I don't think you understand genetics. Currently it is believed that homosexuality is linked to the epigenome...which is not a permanent thing. It can be influenced by the genome and epigenome of your parents, as well as environmental factors.
If straight people can't chose to be gay, how do you explain bisexuals?
That American Britfag
>>7840821 i don't think you understand genetics.
people are born with eye colour, hair colour, gender, and a sexual preference.
Anonymous
>>7840836 There are probably also a lot of people that get conditioned to have a certain sexual preference by external social pressures that happened during their developmental phase. It's not a choice for them either.
Anonymous
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840836 Oh this is glorious.
I'm a Biochemistry major. There are things specifically linked to the genome, and there are things that are linked to the epigenome. Even linked things are not necessarily 100%. There are occasions of a girl being born with XY chromosomes. Or a mosaic of XY and XX chromosomes, because of an improper cleavage of some cells of an embryo.
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-12/nifm-sfe120612.php The genomic sequence is not as simple as you believe.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840880 I hadn't finished typing when I've posted.
I'm not claiming to know everything. I don't. At all.
I'm going by what I've learned so far.
>>7840878 I can't watch a video now because I'm in a public place with no headphones. I'll watch it later.
>>7840874 There are people who are born left-handed and can be taught to use their right hand. And after time not remember at all how to use their left.
This line of argument doesn't really make sense. You are saying that they are born one way, but society changes them to being different...but it's not a choice?
It's still a choice, they just might not consciously be making it.
Anonymous
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>>7836502 Why don't you use the automatic opening thing? It's fucking convenient.
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl
>>7840880 Biochemfag too
You should know by now you can't beat someone in chess if they think they're playing checkers
Well you can, but they're too stupid to know they lost
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7840958 >you can't beat someone in chess if they think they are playing checkers Lol'd pretty heartily.
Grad or undergrad? Where did/do you go?
I'm taking a class on the genome, a class on bacterial genetics, and metabolic chemistry...and man, is this making me realize I knew so little about all this stuff. I still can't claim I know much. Just that I know how much more is out there.
Alden !K6zDDvolvo
>>7840958 Took AP Bio in high school, that shit was pretty interesting, but it was the last of my interest in bio. Fuck that. Get me a physics textbook and I'll be wet for days.
Anonymous
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>>7840995 This shit sounds so boring, this is why i prefer botany
Anonymous
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>>7840821 I thought you should know, they found that people who think being gay is a choice are actually bisexual and are choosing to be straight, and by the looks of it, you are bisexual.
>>>/lgbt/ welcomes you! RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7840599 >>7840726 >>7840610 Thank you!
On the murder topic, I've had a few people say they'd murder her for me and one overzealous tripfag offered me to be his sex slave to get away from her.
Anyway, a new day, more boredom, what next guys?
Anonymous
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841437 Ask her about blinker fluid.
MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl
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>>7840984 Undergrad, going for another degree.
Yeah the advanced genetics stuff gets crazy. It bottles the mind how its all controlled by, essentially, electron movement.
>>7840995 I always hated physics until this year, finally getting into it. That's another crazy thing, physics really changes how you look everyday things. Pretty neat
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841491 >Hey mom, can you tell me about blinker fluid? >>Blinker fluid, is there such a thing? >Yeah, want me to show you? >>Sure. >Google search Blinker fluid and the first website has some for sale >>Wow, interesting, maybe that's why I have to replace my blinker light so often >Yeah, it's possible, maybe you should get some >>I'll just ask your dad first....DOOOON >>>Yeah? >>Come here for a second! >>Did you know about blinker fluid? >Looks at me, I wink and mouth "play along" >>>I sure do, what do you want to know? >>Well, do we need the stuff? >>>It'd make sense as to why you have to replace your bulbs so often >>Huh, I guess so.... >>>Yeah, I buy the stuff often, gotta keep the blinker blinking hard >>That's true, I think I'll go to Canadian Tire(Retail and automotive store) to get some! >>>Have fun! >After she leaves we start laughing >>>Why'd you do that? >>Why not? >>>I...umm...okay >>It was funny, huh? Not the response I was expecting, but....yeah.
thatoldbastard !!Avat9tgaDwf
>>7836390 pic of mom please.
if you don't have any , ask her to pose for a photo so you can show how goodlooking she is to a rather wealthy Scottish proffesional photographer who drives a Jaaaaaaag.
bonus points if bikini
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
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>>7841532 bahahahaha i am thoroughly amused by this. she's going to be MAF when she finds out she got punk'd
>>7841547 see
>>7837327 That American Britfag
>>7841532 ask her about the standard acura auto honda thing again. if she hates standard so much why would she want one over what is just an expensive honda.
Anonymous
What type of panties does she prefer?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841561 >>7841565 When she gets back, I will. In the mean time....
>Grandfather is a police officer by trade, but knows his way around an engine, quite well >Gets me some wipers for my birthday because I need some >Dem Rain X >Car has two different sizes 18 and 22" IIRC >>Why the fuck are they different sizes? I don't need different sizes. >Because my wipers are different sizes >>Your Grandpa's a fucking idiot >Why? >>You don't need different sizes, because I don't >That's not how these kind of things work, plus he has fixed your car on more than twenty occasions >>Shut up, I know what I'm talking about >Hear my dad laughing from the other room >>SHUT UP, plus if he's as good with vehicles as you say, why'd he get two different sizes? >Because I need them >She proceeds to fucking bend the 22", so I need to get the receipt from my Grandparents >Now, mom that was just fucking stupid >>SHUT UP, OR I'LL DO IT TO THE OTHER >I'm getting the receipt anyway, what do I care. >>SEE? NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR ANYTHING >You just bent the damn wiper >Walks away vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
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>>7841568 there has got to be something horribly wrong with your mother's brain, poor woman
>>You don't need different sizes, because I don't MUH SIDES
Anonymous
is somebody else getting this weird feeling like rainbowranger exaggerates his stories to be more entertaining, but then they just end up sounding far fetched
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841594 Come on guy, why would I go on the internet, talking with a bunch of people I don't know and lie. Does that make sense to you?
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
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>>7841594 read one of his old threads on ze chanarchive; i'd link but it won't let me because apparently spam.
dude you can't make this shit up
it is beyond ridiculous
Anonymous
>>7841604 i mean im not saying you're lying or anything, i saw your stories from like, a 2 years ago and they seemed believable and your mom seemed like a real cunt
but these days it's like you're making up stories with lots of caps to keep people entertained
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841628 Age does a number on the brain, is all I can say.
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841632 probably dementia or some shit
i fuckin' love my parents sometimes, about a year ago i was helping a friend with a transmission swap & when I left I told both of them "brb, going to pull an engine out of a car" and they didn't even bat an eye
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841648 Fuckin lol'd.
There's something wrong with her, I can tell you that much.
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841658 i believe mum's response was "as long as it's not my car" and dad's was "be careful with the straps you don't want to drop it"
i have excellent parents
grandma's got alzheimer's but refuses to go get diagnosed because if they diagnose her with it they take away her drivers license
she really shouldn't be driving, she shouldn't have been for years, but she lives by herself and none of us want to drive her around every day... Though she claims once my sister turns 18 in January and gets her license she'll stop driving & give sister her mazda3 which is nice
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841683 God, like a week before I got my license, my Great Grandma stopped driving, because she has alzheimer's, and offered me her car, it was a POS Sunfire, but hey, still a car, anyway...my fuckin' Aunt took the car, despite her already having four.
You're lucky!
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841700 what the fuck, Aunt? what the hell use can anyone have for five cars?! and hey wheels are wheels, derpy pontiac or otherwise. What car DO you have, anyway? I can't remember from prior threads.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841709 Exactly, that's why I wouldn't have complained, my Grandma's car that she owned since new? That'd be bitchin'! I They own horses or some shit? No idea. Anyway, a 2002 Ford Focus ZX3 and I assume you have a Crown Vic?
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841720 Oooh. Nice. I always liked those Focuses. Damn American used car market prices... what'd it set you back? And you'd think that, from my name, but no - i live in Victoria, Australia, hence vicfag. Four people have now made this mistake and I am continuing to regret my choice of trip, I did not lurk enough before choosing it.
I drive this spongey imported bit of derp that you murricans know as a Lexus SC300
Anonymous
>>7841740 $2500, was listed at $3500, my dad's a hell of a negotiator.
Well, that makes sense. I've always liked the look of those, how's it handle? How's the power?
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841753 The handling in this particular example is fairly fucked 'cause the shocks are gone. Power's OK, but the fuel economy is horrid - I average 15mpg. Worst was 13, best was 26 on a really long freeway run - big high-compression engines really hate idling. Gotten to the point where I shut it down and restart at long lights - currently in the process of selling it 'cause I want a gen2 MR2.
If it had cruise control and I did a lot of high-speed long-distance driving it would be pretty good but most of my driving is urban and it has no cruise because base model.
The wood paneling in the interior is actual wood tho. Grandma said it was oak?
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841753 also digital dash in JDM ones
StayClassy, Führer of the 4th Reich !NLwhIMM1jM
StayClassy, Führer of the 4th Reich !NLwhIMM1jM Fri 05 Apr 2013 03:27:37 No. 7841789 Report >>7841740 >nonturbo soarer wut?
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841789 JZZ31, mine is a 1994, has a 2JZ-GE in it, 221hp pre-97 227hp post-97. If you want one, get a post-97, the fuel economy is MUCH improved because VVT-i.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Soarer#JZZ31_Soarer Anonymous
>>7841777 Ahh, well...there goes my wanting for one of those.
Oak's always nice.
>>7841787 Fuark, I love digital dashes.
StayClassy, Führer of the 4th Reich !NLwhIMM1jM
StayClassy, Führer of the 4th Reich !NLwhIMM1jM Fri 05 Apr 2013 03:29:44 No. 7841807 Report >>7841795 I'll be getting a turbo one when I come to straya
>tfw I don't have to have P's RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841804 Silly me, forgot my trip.
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841804 get the SC400, it's the same thing with a V8 in it that is about a billion times better. Turbo import is besterest but a no go in murrika.
>>7841807 fak u gooby
oh yeah
i should mention,
>>7841811 , that this bitch cost five thousand dollars.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841816 Lucky me for living in Canada, huh?
>v8 You best be shittin' me. A V8 in that thing? That's awesome!
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841831 oh hey you ARE canadian! Get a manual twin turbo imported then. BEST. SHIT.
Or a UZZ32, which, in 1991, had:
Full color LCD infotainment system with turn by turn GPS navigation, TV tuner, aux A/V input, 15-disc CD changer in the boot, cassette, disc in dash.
Electrohydraulic active suspension, so no bodyroll, and active four-wheel steering.
Some models were equipped with a reversing camera even
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Soarer#Z30_series_.281991.E2.80.932000.29 fucking LOVE the UZZ32, it's just a shame it's autotragic only.
Anonymous
>>7841853 >Four-wheel steering The back wheels turn too?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841853 Holy shit, that much stuff, in a '91? That's awesome. I'd love a manual twin turbo, I might import something sometime after I start a real job.
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
>>7841865 YESSIR! at low speeds they turn in the opposite direction to the front wheels to aid in low speed maneuvering and at high speeds they turn in the same direction to counteract oversteer and assist with turning. Many Japanese cars in the 90s had it.
Very cool.
>>7841870 also had power electric everything, heated seats, 3-position seat and steering column position memory integrated with the keyfobs, factory alarm and immobilizer, ABS, TCS, twin airbags, leather and wood interior...
it is just so amazing
it cost $170,000 in today's money when brand new
Anonymous
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>>7837073 this is also my exact reaction every time
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841880 Holy shit, why aren't the Japanese in charge of vehicles?
Holy fuck. I have the strangest boner.
Anonymous
vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
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>>7841887 >implying the japanese AREN'T in charge of vehicles also if you bridge two pins on the diag connector it dances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2QV_PaUWhs this vid shows off the active suspn and 4WS pretty well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UtR7LLW5ME people put jaguar superchargers on the 1UZ engine too
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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Keep this thread alive for another.....three or so hours and I'll ask my mother more stuff, if it's dead...I'll probably just start a new one.
Anonymous
I'm half expecting your mother to walk in from trying to get blinker fluid and yell "You guys are assholes."
Anonymous
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>>7837136 Engine was unimpressive because the gearing was horrible? Well then..
Type R
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>UZZ32
reallywut !!PCznPMjHqcz
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Ask her who would win in a fight a retarded bear or a baby ninja
Anonymous
Bumping for her panty preferences
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7841914 Just got back from the girlfriend's house...here's how that went down.
>>Damian, why the fuck did you tell me to get blinker fluid? It doesn't fucking exist. >I thought did. >>WELL IT DOESN'T AND I WASTED MY DAMN GAS GOING TO GET IT >Okay? That's not my fault. >>YES IT FUCKING IS. >How? >>YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT. >You believed me. >>YEAH....WELL....okay...I guess I'm a fucking retard >Yup >>YOU WERE MEANT TO SAY "No mom, you're smart." >But that'd be lying and you know what happens to liars >>What? >They hang from a telephone wire, with their pants on fire >>THAT'S STUPID! >It a rhyme, how is that stupid? >>BECAUSE HOW WOULD I HANG FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE WITH MY PANTS ON FIRE? >You tell me, you're up there Ms. Liar. >>Fuck you and your faggoty boopitty bap >I lost my shit at that part Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7843393 LMFAO. I applaud you so much for being able to keep a straight face around her.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7843137 >Hey mom, what're your panty preferences? >>I personally prefer the granny style, no one's going to see them, they're comfy, so what do I care? >Fair enough! Anonymous
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Get video camera
That American Britfag
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>>7843393 ahahhahaa oh god it hurts to laugh this hard
Sleeper 'Yota Pickup !bF67nXk506
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Omfg fuck doing my p90x ab ripper tomorrow this has been my workout!
Anonymous
What are her thoughts on porn and the porn industry as a whole?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7843912 >Hey mom, what are your thoughts on porn and the porn industry as a whole? >>Porn? That's sex on camera for money, right? >Yes. >>Prostitutes. All of them, plus they have outrageous standards. >How would you know that? >>You remember my friend who died? >Yes >>Well, she was trying to get into porn, but her vagina was too meaty >Well, yeah, you want attractive things on the internet and videos >>She got RAPED! >How? >>The interviewer wanted to see her have sex, she said yes, then they had sex >There was consent upon her part, that's not rape >>YES IT IS, AFTERWARDS SHE FELT BAD ABOUT IT AND SUED THEM >But, there was video evidence that proves otherwise, right? >>How'd you know? >Just continue, what happened next? >>She went to jail for a while because of the false accusation. Which is bullshit. Women do everything everywhere. >Men are the majority of CEOs, have done/made everything worthwhile and are stronger and smarter on average >>AND THEY RAPE MORE AND CAUSE MORE VIOLENCE >So? >>THEY SHOULD BE KILLED OFF >Women win in divorce cases most often, get the pre-nup thrown out, take fucking everything from their ex-husbands, have more "power" than men, because they're weak bodied and weak minded fucks that use their bodies to get what they want >>Shut up, all you men are the same >Because of all you women making us feel like shit and having to resort to this kind of shit >>Fuck you Anonymous
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>>7843956 this reminds me of the time my mom told me about a porno she saw in the 60's about Pinochio. Every time he lied, his dick grew and hilarity ensued. Still one of the most awkward conversations I had with my mother before she passed.
Anonymous
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>>7843956 How meaty is your moms vagina?
Anonymous
>>7840900 >choice >not consciously making it a choice is a conscious decision you asshat, not something you do subconsciously without realizing it
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844271 It's a decision that is not set in stone. Do you prefer that?
Anonymous
>>7844283 But being gay is set in stone you bisexual faggot
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844297 And what proof do you have of that?
Anonymous
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>>7844302 That you're bisexual or being gay isn't a choice?
Anonymous
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>>7844302 I see no proof it's a choice but many scientists and organizations have stated it isn't a choice.
Anonymous
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844302 Whether or not it's a choice is sort of irrelevant, isn't it?
Anonymous
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>>7840900 >It's still a choice, they just might not consciously be making it. Man, just...stop
seriously
you're fairly knowledgeable about cars
i admire your trans am and Miats
but just...
stop
Anonymous
>>7844374 No. Implying it's a choice means also implying sexuality can be changed. There's a reason ex-gay ministries are being banned.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844388 That's definitely true, but I mean in the grand scheme of things (that is, allowing them their rights) there shouldn't be any distinction over whether or not it's a choice.
Even if it were (and I'm not saying it is) they still deserve their rights.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844358 >first article "This leaves a major role for environmental factors, or perhaps more genetic factors."
>second article "It's going to be a combination of various genes acting together as well as possibly interacting with environmental influences."
"The rest is thought to be due to environment and possibly other biologic but nongenetic causes."
>third article "many researchers now agree homosexuality is probably caused by a mixture of nature and nurture,"
"other factors, both genetic and social, likely also play a part."
>fourth article "My personal view is that there is probably more than one biological mechanism contributing toward homosexuality. I think it's also safe to say that there is at least one non-genetic influence."
Actually very interesting but somewhat contradictory compared to the other articles.
The fifth produced five more articles, I'm not going to read all those because I'm still trying to pay attention to Warehouse 13.
Please, man, read what I've said earlier in the thread (and the articles) before jumping to conclusions. I've tried to lay out exactly what I believe.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844398 So what you are saying is that you disagree with them based on factors of their genetic makeup that are almost entirely beyond their control?
May as well start hating niggers and short people, too.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844374 Actually, implying it is a choice also allows you to imply whether or not it is right or wrong. It is pretty relevant.
>>7844396 I have no problem with them having the civil rights that come with a partnership. The tax benefits, etc.
However, I refuse to call it marriage. Call it something else? Sure. That's a key point to me. Words are important.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844415 The only platform on which you could conceivably "protect" the sanctity of marriage is religion, and thanks to THIS:
1. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion
You can't.
Not only that, but marriage existed way way way before the first judeo-christian religions even EXISTED.
It's a timeless union, so don't try and strap your god onto it.
Anonymous
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>>7836541 >It's my driveway and if he wants to put a fucking Civic in the driveway, he can. >A fucking Civic. I love your dad, possibly homo.
Anonymous
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>>7844415 It has been proven in courts that civil unions are far from the same thing as marriage. THAT's what we gays are fighting for you fuckhead.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844429 I didn't say the government should refuse to call it marriage, now did I?
I said that I did.
You can get married civilly in places outside of the church.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844447 SEPARATE BUT EQUAL, AM I RIGHT MY FRIEND?
I think we should reinstate Plessy v. Ferguson (1896) and send all the niggers to the back of the bus where they belong.
Am I right?
Anonymous
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>>7844447 I'm Atheist, and openly gay, but I come from a Catholic Italian family. One of my lifelong dreams is to have a wedding and get married with a man I love. Don't you dare take that away from me. Gay marriage is legal in my state.
Without dreams, what is there to strive for?
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
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>>7844404 Please read my earlier posts.
Factors are just that. Factors. You are more then just your genetic code. It doesn't bind you to something as complex as sexual orientation, or the way you think about things.
Anonymous
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>>7836729 >Because, a horse with a horn? Fuck that. /mlp/ would.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844447 Let me ask you a few shorts questions:
1. Are you religious?
2. If there were a vote in your state on the legality of gay marriage, would you vote against it?
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844458 You want to have a serious argument?
Then reply seriously.
Sexual orientation is much more complicated then race, and you should know that.
>>7844468 Yes.
And there was already a vote in my state.
I decided not to vote, and here is why. I couldn't consciously vote for it. Like I said, that is a word I refuse to budge on. Regardless of what it means to other people, it means one man and one woman to me. I also couldn't vote against it. Like an anon in here said, a civil union does not currently give the same rights as a civil marriage. To deny that doesn't really make sense to me.
So I let the other people in my state decide.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844508 Luckily what it means to you is not what actually matters. This is not a matter of civility, this is a matter of rights, which people deserve.
>>7844508 >Sexual orientation is much more complicated then race But really it's not. Why MAKE it complicated?
I'm just going to throw this out there, because I know you're having trouble envisioning it, but consider this: You know how you love women? You know how much all that shit just turns you on? You know how you can't even imagine what it would be like to be with a man? The idea does nothing for you?
That's how gay people feel, but in the inverse. Their genetics and social factors dictated (beyond their control) that they would be sexually attracted to people of their own gender. They can't imagine what it would be like to be with a woman in the same way you couldn't imagine what it would be like to be with a man.
To them, it's a foreign idea just as it is to you.
Also, you can say that genetics with some "factors" affect a whole shit ton of things.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844508 >>7844533 >be casually scrolling >see serious discussion appear what are we talking about guys?
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844554 We're talking about why it's ridiculous to be against gay marriage in a progressive society that is clearly not based on any one religion.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844533 You haven't taken enough biology and chemistry to understand the genome and epigenome.
I haven't taken enough to understand it.
You are arguing as a person who understands genetics at a very basic level. I suggest you learn more about it. Especially the epigenome. Yes, genetics affects a shit ton, and it is not simple.
I'm sure for some people it is a difficult choice. For me, it is very easy to choose to love women. For others, I'm sure it is very difficult, while the alternative is very easy. Still others can't decide and love both.
Let me use an analogy.
Some people are more genetically inclined to steal.
'm just going to throw this out there, because I know you're having trouble envisioning it, but consider this: You know how think stealing is wrong? You know how much all that shit just disgusts you? You know how you can't even imagine what it would be like to steal something? The idea does nothing for you?
That's how thieves feel, but in the inverse. Their genetics and social factors dictated (beyond their control) that they would be more inclined to steal. They can't imagine what it would be like to live a boring life where you have to earn money.
Now before you start a counter-argument, look it up. There are genes that are linked to stealing.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844573 Oh, come on dude, don't be so obtuse.
Stealing has a defined negative outcome. They take from a person what is not rightfully theirs.
Being gay doesn't do SHIT to anyone. Don't wanna be gay? Don't be gay.
Also I'm pretty sure you don't CHOOSE to be sttraight. If you've chosen that, surely you could choose not to be straight, yes?
Please do it, unless you don't have the fortitude.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844554 Well, you know, I just casually opened a massive can of worms.
And it's 3 AM, again.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844560 >>7844573 >dusts of those degree in Neurobiology and Behavioral Psych. I'mma type up a long post on this, give me a minute guys
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844587 I already stated, it's a pretty easy choice for me. I find the act of gay sex repulsive, personally.
If you can't choose, why are some people bisexual?
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844599 Can I get a tl;dr in the next 5 minutes? I'm seriously going to bed. I stayed up way to late last night, and I've got class in 5 hours. Again.
I think I've argued enough that people know my view. At this point I've already rehashed it.
Anonymous
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>>7844590 Don't want gay marriage, don't get gay married. What other people do is none of your business. Them getting married does not affect you in any way, shape or form. Give them their rights.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844604 That's their genetic predisposition.
You don't CHOOSE to be straight, you just.. ARE straight, man.
Also, way to avoid commenting on the fact that I just destroyed your false-equivalency of kleptomania and homosexuality
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
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>>7844609 I'm trying to get you to understand why your view is wrong, that's the problem.
I'm going to require you to be open minded for this here thought experiment to work.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7844616 I never stated they were the same. I simply can't think of something that isn't defined morally that is also linked to the genetic code to some agree.
It was an analogy. Think about the analogy, not about what you are trying to assume it implies. I am implying nothing, I am using an analogy to help you understand better.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
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>>7844632 >agree Degree.
And I'm going to bed. Good night, guys. I guess I'll check in the morning to see what LG has to say.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844632 But your analogy is irrelevant, it doesn't mean anything in the context of this debate.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844599 First let me address the biological side. Are there people who actively choose, without any underlying biological sensation, to engage in sexual or emotional intimacy with members of the same sex. Yes there are, although they are a small minority of people who identify as not heterosexual. So, that leads to the question, are there people who, due to their biology, there genes, dispositioned from birth to be attracted to members of the same sex? Yes. Absolutely.
Is there such a thing as a gay gene? No, no more than there is such a thing as a straight gene or a serial killer gene. behavioral composition isn't that simple in higher mammals. There are entire strata of genes that code for certain behavioral substrates, in short, we are fucking complex creatures dog. We DO, however, know from population studies, that pretty much every species of mammal on the planet exhibits a 10-12% rate of homosexuality. It's not just people, its all mammals so far as we can tell. We see the same rate of observed homosexuality regardless of culture in people. We know it's genetic, we can't point to exactly what genes code for sexuality, no more than we can point to the exact genes that lead to dementia in old age
The vast majority of gay people have no choice in who they find themselves attracted to. They are a product of their biology, in much the same way that someone who is born black has very little control over what their skin color is. They are born that way. To hate someone for being gay is to me, the same as hating someone for being black.
I had many gay friends in college. Many of them, were their sexuality a choice, would have chosen to be straight. I had a close friend who completely lost his family because of his sexuality, and it almost destroyed him emotionally. Believe me, if it was a choice, he would have chosen something different
You do not have to agree with the morality of homosexuality to understand that ETHICALLY, they deserve equality
Anonymous
>>7844632 As for bisexuality, there exists something known as the Kinsey scale, which says there are varying degrees of homosexuality, which explains bisexuals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Scale I'm a 5
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
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>>7844632 >defined morally The problem with this is that morality is entirely subjective, and therefore this argument is also irrelevant.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844671 The Kinsey scale is a somewhat loaded objective of measurement, as peoples "answer" to it can be impacted by social pressure and cultural pressure.
You never get the same results twice, and it's biased by culture and geogrpahy, but the underlying idea behind it is sounds. No one is COMPLETELY straight or COMPLETELY gay, which fits logically with the idea that genetic makeup and social pressure can affect ones perception of sexuality
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844704 What I don't get is how some people have no moral compunction with disallowing gays their rights.
I imagine they're descended from the same people who thought anti-miscegenation laws were fine and dandy
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844718 America is, as a professor of mine once said, sexually constipated.
While others countries have had boobs on prime time TV and dealt with the issue of homosexuality with relative easiness, America just flips it shit when it comes to dealing with sexual things, in much the same way we flip out any time someone wants to talk about guns.
And we stand in the weird middle ground where we don't hide it, or pretend it doesn't exist, like some cultures (most of asia), but we didn't wrap it in one take either. And that traces directly to the religious underpinnings by which most "morality" is taught in the US. We can adapt, but we have to burn a church or two down to do it usually.
American culture had adapted such that change in america has to happen in jolts, all of a sudden. we don't do slow and gradual very well at all.
Anonymous
>>7844718 >I imagine they're descended from the same people who thought anti-miscegenation laws were fine and dandy I'd say that's quite possible. Well, at least there's a fair amount from that group.
I also believe it's due to religion(mind you all churches and faiths aren't like this), their parents who are religious and other followers in their church. I know I've been raised for a few years in that sort of community. Most considered it wrong and you're going to hell and were quite intolerant of those people whenever talking or dealing with them. I always find that odd nowadays since God Loves Everyone and Jesus says Love Thy Neighbor in most (if not all) of the various Bible versions.
Nowadays? I couldn't give a rat's ass. You're gay or bisexual? Cool, a hole's a hole.
I just can't stand the flaming faggots. It's like Niggers and regular black folks. Loud minority ruins the image of the silent majority
diesel's sweet kindle fire
>>7844741 /o/ - Unironic Gender and Sexuality Discussion
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844755 Azar brought it up, and I won't lie, I've lost a decent amount of respect for him.
Get Some !!uxodNQYpJ/a
>>7844761 >I've lost a decent amount of respect for him. Not having respect for someone's choice to not have respect for someone's choice?
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844761 So what is Hawke against it? I am just going ot be a lazy bastard and ask you for the Cliff Notes on your argument, and if Hawke really does check in on this thread tomorrow, I'll quiz him too
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
I won't lie, I come on here and spout tons of shit about nigger this, kike that, faggot this, spic that, but at least it's all ironic, or at least I hope people can tell I'm trolling.
Anonymous
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>>7844741 >>7844742 Couldn't agree more. I was actually REALLY surprised my family was so accepting when I came out, being that my family is Italian and Catholic. My father actually had to explain that our family follows a small sect of Catholicism that actually embraces homosexuality and there are no churches for our sect of it in our state.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844764 But we've established that being gay isn't a "choice" in the most traditional sense.
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
Anonymous
>>7844765 He said homosexuality is a subconscious choice and that he doesn't want gays to have marriage because it would ruin the sanctity of marriage (as if Divorce hasnot already ruined it)
Get Some !!uxodNQYpJ/a
>>7844770 What if some people are predisposed to being bigoted just like some people are predisposed to fucking the same sex in the ass?
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844765 He apparently doesn't have a problem with gay people being together, but rather finds its quite abhorrent to call such a union "marriage" despite the fact that marriages had existed for over 9,000 years before the creation of any judeo-christian religion.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844775 The problem is that one hurts people and the other doesn't.
If you are a bigot and inflict your hate-filled vitriol upon people, you are hurting them (name calling doesn't count, I'm talking about legislation)
If you are a homosexual, you are hurting literally no one.
it's like I said earlier about Azar's equating kleptomania and homosexuality.
One has a demonstrably negative outcome and the other doesn't.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
>>7844770 It isn't, but the sad other side of that coin GTP, is that most people who hate it/them/gays/gat amrriage don't really have a choice in it either
You want to know something that might shock you? 75% of your personality, your core, morals, ethics, sense of humor, sense of right and wrong, likes and dislikes, is formed by the time you are TWELVE. the rest of your life only gives you 25% to play with. People who grow up in an unaccepting environment, or a place that teaches hate, or a with people who just don't understand it, have very little chance of reshaping that world view later in life. it is certainly possible, it's just not statistically very likely
But it is something to keep in mind when listening to the other side
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
>>7844789 I don't deny that, but again, you can't impose your feelings on other people's rights, regardless of how you feel about it.
That's a load of horse shit.
I mean, I may not LIKE hondas, but I can't force people NOT to own them.
Catch my drift?
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
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>>7844795 You are right, you can't
America makes three promises to people as the foundation of our government. The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. All our other ethical obligations, in terms of laws, related to keeping those 3 promises.
You can morally opose something, but realize that it deserves ethical equality, which is a concept that escapes a lot of people.
Longpost Guy !!9TEWI1TbGdH
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>>7844784 that analogy breaks down because kleptomania is a disorder, people who have it have a brain that is physically and electrically different than normal. You can, in a concrete way, observe a traceable defect
Homosexuality isn't a defect. A gay mans brain fires in the exact same way as a straight mans when he gets turned on. You can not tell if someone is gay from a brain scan (now transsexualism id a different), but you CAN tell if they are klepto.
How we deal and legislate law around a mental illness can not be treated in the same way as something that is simply a genetic trait like eye color or skin tone.
To deny equality to a group of people because of something they have no control over would be the same as denying black people the right to get married.
Anonymous
>>7844776 I think he had more of problem with people calling it a Christian marriage (or whatever other religion whose holy book states that homosexuality is an abomination).
I kind of agree a little, but at this point every major religion is so fragmented and fucked up that you can find pretty much any sect that agrees with any of your personal morals, so in the end, what's the point of getting worked up about it?
Anonymous
>>7844784 >it's like I said earlier about Azar's equating kleptomania and homosexuality. Except he compared a person being genetically predisposed to stealing and homosexuality. Not kleptomania. A thief and a kleptomaniac are not the same thing.
Anonymous
>>7844878 Gays aren't calling it christian marriage, they are just calling it marriage, and marriage was around before any religion and it served as a contract.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
So, I up and ready for round three.
Anonymous
>>7845529 Where/when were you conceived?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>7845541 >Hey mom, when and where was I conceived? >>Well, it'd be around May 1993 and that was in our bedroom >Cool That was interesting!
Anonymous
What are her thoughts on masturbation?
Anonymous
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>>7845529 How does she feel about truckers?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7845548 >So, what do you think of masturbat.... >>JERKIN' OFF?! YOU'LL GO BLIND! DO YOU WANT HAIRY HANDS?! YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING THAT. >Why? >>I JUST TOLD YOU >Oh....well, where's your proof? Does dad have hairy hands? Is he blind? >>NO, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO THAT >>>Yes I do(From across the house) >>THAT'S BULLSHIT >Dad knocks over something >>>OH SHIT, I CAN'T SEE >At this point I see what he's doing >Mom, where'd you go? Why can't I see anything? >>OH MY GOD, SEE?! I WAS RIGHT. >Grabs keys, runs out of the house and drives off >>>Well, at least I didn't break the lamp. >Aha, Dad, I love you. >>>Love you too bud. RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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Well, since she's gone, I'm going to work out, be back in like an hour.
Anonymous
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>>7837241 I've lived in Saint Louis my whole life, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've been in East Saint Louis for purposes other than just passing through it on the interstate. I avoid it wherever possible.
You aren't kidding at all. It's a fucking nightmare over there.
OneSlowGTP !Gx0iK25fz2
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>>7844881 Kleptomania is being genetically predispositioned to steal for reasons beyond your understanding, fool.
>>7845462 Exactly.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
Probably not worth responding since the thread has hit the bump limit, but here goes.
>>7844649 The analogy was meant to help you understand how genetics work, rather then draw some moral conclusion.
See
>>7844616 Seriously, man, I'm not trying to be conceited or anything, but you and I are not arguing on the same plane of understanding as it concerns genetics. Please research it more before trying to argue genetics with me.
>>7844665 I'm sure there are gay people who would find it just as hard to be straight as it would be for me to be gay.
We know it is partly based on genetics. We also know it is partly based on epigenetics, which concerns personal choices as well as enviromental factors. We aren't coke bottles.
The decision to engage in sexual or emotional intimacy is definitely a choice.
Actually, how would you define being gay? Simply attraction to people of the same sex? If it is as simple as that, then I agree. Like you said in
>>7844704 , I agree. No one is completely gay or straight, though certain people are definitely more or less disposed towards one side.
However, I'm concerned we might not be arguing about the same definition of being gay.
Having physical attraction for someone is not a choice (well, it sometimes is, based on how you view the person in ways other then just physical), but
>>7844761 I didn't bring it up. I merely brought up a logical fallacy within RR's argument with his mum (sorry for destroying your thread, it wasn't intentional). I have responded to questions, though.
If you've lost respect for me, so be it.
>>7844774 I've said homosexuality is not as simple as genetic code. I personally know people who have tried both sides of the coin and chosen which they prefer.
And while I agree divorce is killing marriage, why would I want something else to bring it further down? How would that logically make sense?
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
>>7845705 Goddammit, small box means I didn't finish my post.
Having physical attraction for someone is not a choice (well, it sometimes is, based on how you view the person in ways other then just physical), but continuing it any further then physical attraction is. That, to me, is being gay.
Azar Hawke !..LsXMx5mo
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>>7845713 This is probably my last response to the thread. I checked it because I said I would, but it will probably die by the time I get back on 4chan. Unless something changes, I've got 10 hours of work ahead of me, and then camping, and then Cars and Coffee, then anouther 10 hours of work.
So yeah.
Anonymous
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>>7845614 >>>>Yes I do(From across the house) Fucking lost it.
That American Britfag
>>7845529 so do you only look for long term stuff with women? do you think that would change and you'd want to be long term with a man if you could get married?
also, the legal part of a marriage should be renamed a 'civil union' and allow any 2 consenting adults, of any race, creed, colour, or sex to enter into it.
marriage would then become the feelings part.
a civil union would be the legal aspect
the marriage would be a purely religious church part, where the churches themselves can decide if they want to allow same sex ceromonies.
everybody wins.
hw many marriages happen outside a church, yet they're still called marriages, right?
Anonymous
>>7845923 But churches didn't invent marriage, it was a legal contract, churches had nothing to do with it, so why should they get to say who is and isn't married?
That American Britfag
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>>7845978 because they're cunts who believe that marriage is there thing for them to decide what to do with.
just give them the religious fucks the fucking name, and take the legal part, which is what actually matters to most people, because they have commitment ceremonies and live as married couples anyway, and let them have the legal benefits that everyone else gets.
Anonymous
you guys ruin everything.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>7845923 No, if I found a man worth long term, I'd rock a civil union. No, I'd still rock a civil union, because I still think marriage is for opposite genders and civil unions is for everyone.
>>7846361 >Hey mom, do you like Oldsmobile Auroras? >>Let me google that. >>V8, auto, fwd, I'm digging it. >>Yeah, I'd rock it. Anonymous
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>>7846459 What are her feels about truckers?
Anonymous
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>>7846459 But Marriage is for two adults, and one is supposed to be property, seeing as that's how things started out.
Anonymous
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This shit is comedy gold
